I have a crush on a robot

I keep seeing this guy post himself on here, he always talks about death. I think he's cute, and I'm curious on what makes his head tick. How do I approach him

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no girl will ever get a crush on me from seeing my posts
    Why even live?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I can make conversation but most of the time they just ghost me after a few replies.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you post your tits then livestream your suicide
    only way retard

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a fag, kys.
    If you're a grill, ask for his dickshort tag.
    Seeing how you manage to overcomplicate it so much youre probably a woman.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no girl has or will EVER have a crush on me on /LULZ/
    it's over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's so fucking over man

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he always talks about death.
    Do you have a crush on tha Dylan/Julia poster?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No he always posts pictures of himself, he looks kind of mexican and sometimes wears glasses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You talking about ceb? I'm pretty sure he's gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it's not him, the guy I'm talking about cut his leg for someone or something like that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, lol you're talking about dead. He's a different kind of homosexual. He's a drug addict, bpd retard. Just got give him your tag. I'm sure he'll talk to you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It sounds like you've talked to to him, what makes him different, what kind of person is he like?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just go talk to them yourself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >the guy I'm talking about cut his leg for someone or something like that
            Are you serious?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am bi and dated both genders more or less brrr

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            just make a trip so it'll be easier to filter you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This homosexual is not a robot. I don't know why everyone keeps pretending he is.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's me babe, send boobs and I might consider dating you.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is this the guy you're talking about??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that's him, idk how to approach him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just say "I'm a woman and want to talk to you". He's desperate for love and affection

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think I have a friend who may or may not know his discord and I could ask for it if you wanted to. You can talk to him there. Do you want to?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, can you do that?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's been made aware of your post. Now we wait and see what happens

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Uh oh, it's over.

            • 1 month ago
              Pixelchix

              Uh oh- thats mexican time zone
              Fkg schizo larpers istg nothing better to do

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not Mexican. I live in Texas. I was hoping something would happen when he found out about this thread but I guess nothing will. Boring

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >mexican time zone
                >implying a huge chunk of the US isn't in that same timezone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you have to try to be pretend to be this retarded, theres no way someone is actually this dumb

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            jacksonsawyerisdead#8307

            Now that I gave you his discord, you are my fren. I will shill a book here in the future. Remember me. :>

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He's not that bad of a person, his speech is very off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you even want to? He's completely unbalanced. You aren't going to be able to save him. His behavior is entirely self destructive. I get the urge you're having, but it's a huge mistake.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I find his instability relatable, I don't want to save him. I want to understand and accept him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, well ok. From experience, two unstable people mixing is really bad. Just a heads up if you've never experienced that dynamic before.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >post himself on here
    He's not a robot, he's a Chad larping as a robot and you should kill yourself for pretending otherwise.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you think you would be bored of him once he actually lets you in? once the mystery fades? i feel as though that's what usually happens in these situations. it's best to use this as inspiration for art or exercise.

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