I guess everything really is bigger in Texas Posted on May 21, 2023 by Anonymous I guess everything really is bigger in Texas
boy spent alot of money to not be as cool as mine, sure is a shame.
Fords are uncool
uncoolness is on a spectrum, much like yourself
imagine being so lazy you dont even bother fixing the bumper
Would the average Texan like me?
I would key the shit out of your car if I ever came across it, you attention seeking homosexual.
there's nothing you can do to make the car worse off than it having printed pictures of fat furries taped onto it
Just do it, then?
Why make yourself look bad with this beta "if I ever" crap?
They're even bigger naggers
this lifted truck shit is kind of an art. i'm always impressed with how much effort goes into these. they're like Reverse Stance.
if you see plasmacut junk under them just know that it's all mail order kits, guy probably didnt even assemble it.
>drive to the local offroad store
>"gimme that there whole darn catalogue I wanna look like a big gay nagger"
>"look ma I'm an artiste"
>"I put in WORK"
still better than stance. at least these can actually drive normally.
>at least these can actually drive normally.
youd be suprise
>Seething this hard over others vehicle
We get it, you have to slow down for rail road tracks and speed bumps on your budget car.
>he thinks I slow down for anything in my $500 van
Not even turns
it's kind of sad that you think it's this simple. there's probably a hundred hours of labor put in to that, sanding, painting, color matching everything, the lights, the frame, the accessories, that is not a result of driving down to the store and picking up a few things off the shelf and bolting them on.
i think they commonly pay people to powdercoat the parts
>there's probably a hundred hours of labor put in to that
a polished turd is still a turd.
if lifted trucks is reverse stance, what would you call squatted trucks?
This is no different from a naggered 300c
it won't smell like mara ju wana.
uh.... rednecks smoke a lot of weed bro
maybe im out of touch with hicks, you're probably right, especially with them doing this gay shit
It will, and cheap cologne
>light up brake discs
>wheel well lighting
I wiggers so much it's unreal
What drives a man to take a vehicle built for rugged functionality and ruin that functionality completely?
>you have to do the manual labor yourself or it doesn't count
Why are it always the poors who hate on pimped cars?
>Why are it
>nagger defending a nagger car
Like fucking pottery.
good taste =/= poor
Lower your tone of voice to me if you work less than 100 hours a week.
drive thru lights
Except for brain and penis sizes
the finest car to ever carry two bags of groceries home
I love the fact that someone actually has this and drives it just to piss everyone off. It's like the American version of the gaudy JDM ricers of the early 2000's,