I guess everything really is bigger in Texas

I guess everything really is bigger in Texas

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Greased Geese

    boy spent alot of money to not be as cool as mine, sure is a shame.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fords are uncool

      • 2 weeks ago
        Greased Geese

        nerd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uncoolness is on a spectrum, much like yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being so lazy you dont even bother fixing the bumper

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nerd

      based

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would the average Texan like me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would key the shit out of your car if I ever came across it, you attention seeking homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Greased Geese

        there's nothing you can do to make the car worse off than it having printed pictures of fat furries taped onto it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just do it, then?
        Why make yourself look bad with this beta "if I ever" crap?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're even bigger naggers

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this lifted truck shit is kind of an art. i'm always impressed with how much effort goes into these. they're like Reverse Stance.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Greased Geese

      >effort
      if you see plasmacut junk under them just know that it's all mail order kits, guy probably didnt even assemble it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drive to the local offroad store
      >"gimme that there whole darn catalogue I wanna look like a big gay nagger"
      >drive home
      >"look ma I'm an artiste"
      >"I put in WORK"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still better than stance. at least these can actually drive normally.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Greased Geese

          >at least these can actually drive normally.
          youd be suprise

      • 2 weeks ago
        S/o/viet

        absolutely seething

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Seething this hard over others vehicle
        We get it, you have to slow down for rail road tracks and speed bumps on your budget car.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks I slow down for anything in my $500 van
          Not even turns

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's kind of sad that you think it's this simple. there's probably a hundred hours of labor put in to that, sanding, painting, color matching everything, the lights, the frame, the accessories, that is not a result of driving down to the store and picking up a few things off the shelf and bolting them on.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Greased Geese

          i think they commonly pay people to powdercoat the parts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there's probably a hundred hours of labor put in to that
          a polished turd is still a turd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if lifted trucks is reverse stance, what would you call squatted trucks?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Manlet trucks

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is no different from a naggered 300c

    • 2 weeks ago
      Greased Geese

      it won't smell like mara ju wana.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh.... rednecks smoke a lot of weed bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Greased Geese

          maybe im out of touch with hicks, you're probably right, especially with them doing this gay shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It will, and cheap cologne

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >light up brake discs
    >wheel well lighting
    >badge lighting
    I wiggers so much it's unreal

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What drives a man to take a vehicle built for rugged functionality and ruin that functionality completely?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Insecurities

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you have to do the manual labor yourself or it doesn't count
    Why are it always the poors who hate on pimped cars?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are it
      >nagger defending a nagger car
      Like fucking pottery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good taste =/= poor

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lower your tone of voice to me if you work less than 100 hours a week.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rock lights
    drive thru lights

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except for brain and penis sizes

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the finest car to ever carry two bags of groceries home

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the fact that someone actually has this and drives it just to piss everyone off. It's like the American version of the gaudy JDM ricers of the early 2000's,

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