LULZ / TV & Film

I GOT A LICENSE TO KILL. AND YOU KNOW I'M GOIN STRAIGHT FOR YOUR HEART

I GOT A LICENSE TO KILL
AND YOU KNOW I'M GOIN STRAIGHT FOR YOUR HEART

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    up there as one of the most kino themes along with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only two films
      >still manages to be the single most kino Bond
      How did he do it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect blend of Connery and Brosnan type bonds, both stylistic and aesthetically.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still wish he got one more movie. Either GoldenEye or A View to a Kill (but good)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't he supposed to be in Goldeneye but it got delayed too long? Would have been kino.
          On a side note, Dalton is the only Bond that didn't make a shitty Bond movie.
          That is all.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No Dalton 3rd movie was gonna be about an arms dealer in Hong Kong with a henchmen with a motorcycle helmet targeting system and a female killer android
            It's for the best he only did 2, his 3rd would've been rough I think

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dalton got canned because his movies sucked. They bombed and almost killed the franchise. The brand was on literal life support until Brosnan took over.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dalton was a better version of Craig, he was just 20 years early

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly this but the opposite.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What does that even mean?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It means Craig succeeded where Dalton failed miserably.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No he did not

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every conceivable metric says you're wrong. All you have is nostalgia wine glasses filled with cope

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Disliking OHMSS
            Lazenby was crap but the film was great despite him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was the best actor out of all of them. he could show more range.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Dalton-is-best-Bond poster

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a man's man. I hope they use Dalton's Bond as the base for that new 007 vidya from the Hitman devs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Nice.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My god this Bond chick is so a white woman. Normal ass, nice tits, blonde hair. Now Zoomers think a "hot" woman has a gigantic ass, fat lips and is semi-brown.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE ARE YOU
      WHY DO YOU HIDE

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >Bong needs a lioence to kill
    kek

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her.
    BRAVO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still doesn't beat the titledrop in view to a kill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That one's so stupid and hamfistwd it loops round to being great

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jaamess Band

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Zorin's pre-death laugh was ad libbed
          Kino

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm happiest... in the... saddle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone ever made a compilation of all the times they say the title?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He really was the perfect Bond.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did she mean by this?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF
    YOU
    ASKED ME TO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MISTER F

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SET YOUR HOPES UP WAY TOO HIGH
    THE LIVING'S IN THE WAY WE DIE

    Best Bond theme btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based best Bond Theme knower

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Bond waterskiing onto the seaplane as it's taking off

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that look though , kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uncanny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy kek!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that smug son of a bitch

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Collectively the best Bond girls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carrie was was required to gerbil Richard Gere. It was the line Cindy Crawford wouldn't cross.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Dalton chads ALWAYS WIN

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Bond mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That Rambo 3 retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They fought godless Marxism against the Soviets and then against it pushed by the American Empire 20 years later.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    's my wife?!?
    >>Don't we worry we gave her a nice honeymOOOOOOnnnn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JAMES IT WAS ME ALL ALONG

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best Bond girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oops sorry wrong pic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based beyond belief

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based frens shaking hands with the man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn go sledding on a cello with her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mogged by her cousin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This.

          gonna cooom

          [deleted post]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry boys, I'm going with Eva on that one, nothing personal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bad skin and derpy face
        Never understood it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's 2 big reasons she's a fan favourite.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you realize she sings "LICENSE TO KILT"

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Living Daylights ending song

    "If there was a man I could dream of,
    I'd dream about a dream come true.
    If there was a man I could ever love,
    I'd wait a million years for someone just like you.
    All my life I've been belated.
    Never taking any chances... always hesitating.
    Where's the payoff? Where's the glory?"

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Die Another Day not in the Die Another Day Tier?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because people like to pretend its the worst Bond film, when it isnt

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Watched it today for the first time in years and it was so much fun. It's still one of the worst Bonds but all the pre-Craig ones are fun to watch even if they aren't great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Live and let die deserves to be higher. The original casino royale is shit tier

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watched Licence to Kill yesterday, was pretty good especially compared to Roger Moore, still a little 80s action movie in parts. Also Dalton uses a flat A, so his accent isn't quite RP which surprised me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I'm watching it right now and the Q scene just happened
      >Q says "plaahstic explosive"
      >Dalton says it like a normal person

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >uses a flat A
        I noticed that and my monocle immediately fell out of my eye. rang up the queen and gave her an ear full, i did.

        Dalton grew up in Derbyshire, so he's probably hiding a certain amount of Northern, did a good job for the most part.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Derbyshire, well, it was a good thing i was sitting down. Ringing up charles right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Q goes undercover as a groundskeeper with a giant fake mustache
        Kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >uses a flat A
      I noticed that and my monocle immediately fell out of my eye. rang up the queen and gave her an ear full, i did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tim is a swarthy Welshman he can't help it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Dalton grew up in Derbyshire, so he's probably hiding a certain amount of Northern, did a good job for the most part.

        Makes me sick, to be perfectly honest with you

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghetto Blaster

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Punished Bond is kino

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that shake motion

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just imagine the angry post-casino handies

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how prominent Q is in License to Kill, usually just gets the one scene and that's it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Awooba awooba look at that boob

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JUST

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449224/Former-Bond-girl-Lana-Wood-reveals-s-homeless.html

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF THERE WAS A MAN I COULD DREAM OF
    I'D DREAM ABOUT A DREAM COME TRUE
    IF THERE WAS A MAN I COULD EVER LOVE
    ID WAIT A MILLION YEARS FOR SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's, if you asked me to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's, if you asked me to

      What happened to the unique end credits songs? I honestly like them and they cap off the movies perfectly

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great actor but a shit Bond.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we want the low IQ take

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Worst post ITT

        >was hired as a placeholder because the Architect felt he was not tet ready and too young for the part.

        >Franchise falls to its lowest point in its history and has to be bailed out and savef by said Architect.

        The Dalton movies were alwful and cringe. Even for the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worst post ITT

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The world is not enough
    >But it is such a perfect place to start, my love
    >And if you're strong enough
    >Together we can take the world apart, my love
    I weep knowing we will never get kino Bond again

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I miss Moore. His movies were genuinely fun, he had class, and he was the last bond to really come close to matching the age of Q, Money penny, and M
    I watched for yours eyes only last night, and it just makes me nostalgic for when bond wasn't a 3 hour long drama piece. It was about being a good adventure movie. It was simply, Bond
    >For your eyes only, only for you
    >You see what no one else can see, and now I'm breaking free
    >For your eyes only, only for you
    >The passions that collide in me, the wild abandoned side of me
    >Only for you, for your eyes only

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moore was shti brainlet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically filtered. Yes his movies weren't as serious as others. Don't care. Because of his level of sophistication and charm he was a good bond.
        While Dalton did the guarded killer side good, Moore did the playboy side perfectly. He owned the role and proved someone besides Connery could do it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And Brosnan is the best Bond overall, you cannot deny this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I agree though that is likely due to him being bond when I was kid.
            For me he had the perfect blend of cold, suave, and fun of each bond before him and I like all 4 of his films, including Die Another Day which I think is overly hated
            That said I still think Moore Connery and Dalton are all great

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >its a zoomer thinks everything nostalgia is great and anything not nostalgia sucks post

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah. It's an anon hates the Craig Era but acknowledges he might have preferred someone to Brosnan had he been born earlier

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dalton is the best and closest to books in both looks and personality. This is a fact.

            btw I fucking hate Moore Bond "fans"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bases take, i hate Craig fags the most

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Dalton is the best and closest to books in both looks and personality. This is a fact.
              Disagree. Connery is the closest to book bond and fleming literally ate his words after seeing Connery on the screen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le scottish man
                no

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Iirc fleming literally added Scottish heritage to bond because of Connery

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I despise Dalton fags.

              Literal walking copers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

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                >I despise Dalton fags

                Bit rude.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dalton is a good actor but he was an awful Bond that got the Bond personality and aesthetic all wrong and the fans rightly didnt buy into him as Bond.

              There are even interviews from back then where Brosnan indirectly and very subtly dunks on Dalton's portrayal of Bond.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are dumb as shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Moore was unironically based and only left because humans aren't immortal and get old.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Moore did the playboy side perfectly
          If by playboy you mean Hugh Hefner on his deathbed, then sure

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe in a view to a kill sure but prior he's good in the role

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For Your Eyes Only is easily the best theme tune as well. It's just a great song

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I also enjoyed his take as the playboy Bond. Moonraker was fucking great too I don't even care they were riding the Star Wars era space movie wave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      Based Moore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More Austin Powers than Bond

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          casino royale is the best bond parody

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OHHHHHH OHHH OHH OH
    LIVING DAYLIGHTS

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ARM YOURSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE HERE WILL SAVE YOU
    THE ODDS WILL BETRAY YOOOUUU

    the only craig theme worth listening to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theme was excellent. Casino Royale was the only good Craig Bond film.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best song imo

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    The Living Daylights is good, too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when films did actual stunts instead of CGI'ing them all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        Me too.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's when he does the wheelie through the fireball

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

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          Goldeneye is good, too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just fucking god tier

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            It was written for Timothy Dalton tbqh.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She's just so good with the short hair

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

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              I still love Pierce Brosnan as Bond btw.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why the most kino modern bond had to be directed by martin campbell?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Top 5 for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when films did actual stunts instead of CGI'ing them all

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      Me too.

      Passionate, dedicated artists and engineers rigging up on-location stunts vs a 3rd party studio of underpaid CGI monkeys filling in a green screen. You just feel the difference. Every single time.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dalton got fired and got replaced by the GOAT Brosnan, accept it

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today is the first day of the rest of your life

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Moore
    2. Connery
    3. Craig
    4. Lazenby
    5. Niven
    6. Dalton
    7. Brosnan

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is a meme. Nobody actually likes Dalton Bond.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LULZ is a Dalton board newfag, get lost.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No LULZ is an anti Craig fag board

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best Bond ever

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Orphans always make the best recruits
    Why so much hate for Skyfall?It's damn good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's shit what else you need?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does he mog every other bond so effortlessly? I think it's the eyes. You never have a second of trouble believing those are the eyes of a cold-blooded killer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can believe that his Bond feels a certain satisfaction from killing.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hottest Bond girls : Cary Lowell, Barbara Bach, Daniela Bianchi, Lana Wood

    Ugliest: the chuds

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