but the people who do the cancelling don't listen to led zeppelin i'm sure, they're all blue haired fish mouthed 35 year old women with problem glasses and useless degrees in grievance studies
2 weeks ago
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there’s definitely younger people who do “friendly reminders” but your average modern zep fan either lives under a rock or knows and still doesn’t care because they’re attractive and make good music. especially the fujos, they don’t give a shit about anything. it’s not a problem if nobody really brings it up in the first place. just bury it in the backyard, forget about it and never speak of it again train of thought
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>blue haired fish mouthed 35 year old women with problem glasses and useless degrees in grievance studies
kek
they just need a little honey in their hives
I take it the concept of grower vs shower is lost on you? I screwed a guy who couldn't have been more than 2inches soft... imagine my surprise when that tiny acorn suddenly grew to the size of a girthy 8.2 inch houseplant
Jimmy is far from the only plagiarist in popular music, but him and his cohorts are by far the most shameless and blatant. One of his songs was just a folktune he changed half a word of and took out the vocals for:
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He did this all the time, and well before he was with Zep.
because the people who frequent LULZ are the kind of people that know no matter what they do in life they will never be even the tiniest bit as effortlessly cool, attractive or talented as someone like Plant
>greatest ever rock singer >frontman of best band of all time >looks like a viking god >huge cock >critically respected solo career >still releasing new music >steadfastly refuses to reunite zeppelin and become a sellout "golden oldies act" thus preserving their legacy & mystique despite constantly being offered multi-million dollar deals to this day
but mostly because >has probably fucked more women than the rest of us have had hot dinners
Why are conservative church leaders obsessed with it? Every week there's a priest/vicar/minister/reverend of some quack church caught with his fingers in the collection jar and his dick up some young boy's arse.
Nice wang
Small size doesn't really matter considering who he was sexing. If anything it helped keep him from injuring them.
Underage girls?
No shit sherlock. You got the joke. Good job.
Pedoshit was really Page's thing, Plant wasn't into that.
Page was married and had kids since the early days of the band. Jones as well
Banging groupies of all ages was really Page and Bonham's thing
how do rockstars from that era get a free pass and don't get cancelled like other celebrities do i wonder
because they made good music and you can only care so much about a used up slag
but the people who do the cancelling don't listen to led zeppelin i'm sure, they're all blue haired fish mouthed 35 year old women with problem glasses and useless degrees in grievance studies
there’s definitely younger people who do “friendly reminders” but your average modern zep fan either lives under a rock or knows and still doesn’t care because they’re attractive and make good music. especially the fujos, they don’t give a shit about anything. it’s not a problem if nobody really brings it up in the first place. just bury it in the backyard, forget about it and never speak of it again train of thought
>blue haired fish mouthed 35 year old women with problem glasses and useless degrees in grievance studies
kek
they just need a little honey in their hives
Robert Plant only went as low as 16
I take it the concept of grower vs shower is lost on you? I screwed a guy who couldn't have been more than 2inches soft... imagine my surprise when that tiny acorn suddenly grew to the size of a girthy 8.2 inch houseplant
I'm sure your uncle is very proud of it, too.
gay
Plant has a massive cock
He's like Billie Joe Armstrong on Opposite Day!
I hate that fag's voice
Who's voice do you like?
Alex Chilton
super gay
literally who
He imitated Roger McGuinn
no one cares
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAMA
Let's see how big is your pecker when soft
>small dick energy
>insecure projection
>insecure projection
>confirmation
Wow I remember this guy. Never watched him but his material was used effectively in one of the Ventrilo Harassment videos.
The way 70s rock stars always wore those pants that expose their entire penis and balls was maybe the most chad peak rock music ever reached
its like what girls do with yoga pants today
must have hurt like hell. the pants he's got on in the OP pic look painful.
at least it keeps you from having a massive erection on stage, that would be embarassing
I'm sure Rob Halford fapped to it many times.
They used sandpaper on the crotch of their jeans to get that effect. Yes, it's completely gay.
if they had smartphones back then they wouldn't have become rock stars, they'd just send everyone dickpics
That's a big pecker
>robert "industry" plant
Trust fund much?
Imagine having varicocele at that time!
I sucked him off once, guy had average length and good girth
I can see his entire penis and balls
industry plant
The schlong remains the same
heh heh
That's NOT how shirts versus skins is played
You wish you could write a hit about giving bitches your inches
>they wrote it
oops, wrong one
at no point during this song they sing about cock
That's true. Can't say Page/Plant added nothing to their cops
So...what you are saying is the Small Faces stole the song from Willie Dixon first...but never got any flak for it. interdasting.
Jimmy is far from the only plagiarist in popular music, but him and his cohorts are by far the most shameless and blatant. One of his songs was just a folktune he changed half a word of and took out the vocals for:
?si=Z2TduYK84lO1AYdb
He did this all the time, and well before he was with Zep.
Ripping from guys across the Atlantic is one thing. But from your own local guitar hero? Yeesh!
Holy Shit Page's version is so much better. oh well. sucks to be burt I guess.
why do chads like Plant make people seethe?
>chad
Does anyone remember laughter?
because the people who frequent LULZ are the kind of people that know no matter what they do in life they will never be even the tiniest bit as effortlessly cool, attractive or talented as someone like Plant
>greatest ever rock singer
>frontman of best band of all time
>looks like a viking god
>huge cock
>critically respected solo career
>still releasing new music
>steadfastly refuses to reunite zeppelin and become a sellout "golden oldies act" thus preserving their legacy & mystique despite constantly being offered multi-million dollar deals to this day
but mostly because
>has probably fucked more women than the rest of us have had hot dinners
and I've had a lot of hot dinners
Quiet fatty
You guys do realize he was married for the entire time that Led Zeppelin existed right?
/mu/cels will never know the joys of having a brahmin bride
Why are leftists being so obsessed with cock? Repressed homo sexuality? Freudian slip? Pornography exposure?
Why are conservative church leaders obsessed with it? Every week there's a priest/vicar/minister/reverend of some quack church caught with his fingers in the collection jar and his dick up some young boy's arse.