I found my son watching one of these videos on his iPad and thought y'all would be interested. It's not appropriate for him, so he's going to be grounded for a week, but this looks like something I'd find on here. https://youtu.be/ZmNFevtOE-s?si=NsaKgEPvZxscVT6v
How do we know this isn’t you?
Cause I plan on sending this link to the FBI… might want to come clean if so…
It's not me, so you can send whatever you want to whoever. I've already done so myself.
I hope you son stays safe and healthy. I’m glad you brought this to light.
cringe larp
Larp how? The feds are involved now. This Jack guy needs a van outside his house ASAP.
My brother-in-law is a high level FBI agent and he just asked me if I knew anything about this channel, he knows I browse /x/ and he tells me when feds post here. (There are feds here right now shh)
We got nothing to hide, so welcome all FBI. CIA Glownaggers can fuck off tho. Amirite FBI bros?
Can’t play with audio since I’m at work, but this just looks like staged Alantutorial level shit. What’s the big deal here?
Reported the video (not you), hiding it in plain sight doesn't work for xfags.
What is it? Im too scared to open it
gay nagger shit
BOO!
seems like the same kind of vid like the guy who made videos of him trapped in a room with it slowly getting worse and worse, cant remember what it was exactly but he talks in the same way. defs fake
Or it could be a call for help.
Yeah if i kidnapped a kid and locked him in a room i would want him posting videos of him in the room with my voice abusing him in the background
why do you assume that pychos are rational?
psychos*
i don't, but i do believe in statistics.
statistics don't care about facts.
it could very well be the fact that he's calling for help. you don't stand still if someone calls for help and say "oh it's likely a prank" you go help them.
good for you but i know for a fact its fake lmao i will go buy a lottery ticket rn if it is real.
so if someone tries to sell you a lottery ticket for like a dollar you'd say no to that? because muh statistics?
it doesn't matter what you think if the lottery says you get a million bucks.
wtf are you saying? lmao? what does the price of a lottery ticket have to do with anything. I'm saying the odds of the video being real are so low that me saying its fake is basically guaranteed to be correct. If you are desperate for this video to be real you need serious help
statistics tell you that buying a lottery ticket is extremely unlikely to get you the best prize you'd likely be wasting your money.
you take statistics for granted, but reality isn't statistics it's facts. you'd reject a one dollar lottery ticket because you blindly believe in statistics, for all you know that one ticket could have gotten you a million bucks and you just threw it away.
for all you know he could in fact be calling for help, but your dogmatic belief in statistics prevents you from helping him.
I would buy a lottery ticket for 2 dollars you fucking retard
but you believe in probability, and statistically you just wasted 2 dollars you fool.
Is this you trying to convince me its real? If i buy a lottery ticket and say i won't win im probably gonna be correct. If i watch this video and say its fake im probably gonna be correct. Nowhere did i say its impossible that the video is real but the odds are so low that i would chop my own penis off if it was real. thanks
im trying to say that statistics are not reality.
you don't understand reality, as per usual /x/ is stupid.
Statistics predict reality, they are not reality. Congrats you understand the basic function of mathematics. Nobody else on x understands this except you.
I never said that statistics are completely irrelevant to reality.
your words
>I believe in statistics
that's like saying I believe in science!
just blind faith.
>Statistics predict reality
you could have just said that instead of
>>I believe in statistics
the videos still fake bro lmao. I'm sorry you autistically misinterpreted my words
There is a chance you could spontaneously combust right now. Im not gonna tell you to buy a fire extinguisher just incase it happens moron
but I won't combust, you're the one who worships probability.
The fact is that there are no facts.
But I do pray you are right. But for someone doing some kind of weird art project or whatever and choose their audience to be minors is still weird and it just isn’t something a sane person would do. That being make themselves look like a kid fucker.
Who said there is currently a kid down there? He could be someone who has cp or plans to hurt kids. He might want to message kids who subscribe to his channel and offer them toys, or some creep shit
Alantutorials and yeah this reeks of a low effort ARG.
The fact anybody is even entertaining this says a lot about the current state of /x/.
no it looks like regular pedo posting some fetish bullshit. not ARG. definitely a pedo and i’m glad you reported him. hope he gets shot by FBI
how many retards does it take to derail a thread
statistically speaking? one.