I FELL FOR THE BANK RUN LARP

>Walking down the street to my bank feeling quite confident
>Huh? That's weird, where is the line of people trying to get their money out?
>They must be inside I bet
>Slam open the bank door
>Crickets
>"I- I'd like to withdraw all my money"
>Sure, here ya go
>Walk out with 20k confused

What the fuck bros? I thought we were doing an epic bankrun?
It's not like I live in bum fuck nowwhere, I live in New York! NEW YORK!
NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMMOROW AND PUT THE 20K BACK AND FEEL QUITE FOOLISH IN FRONT OF THE QT BANK TELLER

I HATE YOU GUYS

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'll thank us later homosexual

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek he fell for le bank run meme
    >ngmi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Serves you right, you trusted a /misc/tard

      >he unironically took financial advice from /misc/
      Hahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha

      I hate you discord trannies so much it’s unreal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AH-HAH HA JAJAJA!
      >4CHIN MEMES +1
      >CHUD BROWSER SCORE = 0

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You discord trannies just can't fit in, can you? You're unwanted freaks in your day to day life and you remain so online

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >projection
        go back to /nsg/ then kys you fucking homosexual

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was going to happen but we have been saved by a potential bail out, fingers crossed it happens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You hope disgusting capitalist israelites get v bailed out by hardworking Americans. That’s cringe and bluepilled.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whomever works is retarded anyway
        literal pleb tier

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4chun guides your world views on economics
    Holy shit zoomers are retarded

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Serves you right, you trusted a /misc/tard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get boosted vax denier, hopefully you will not be in my vicinity with your aids ridden sputum

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he unironically took financial advice from /misc/
    Hahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhaha

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank you for accelerating the demise of globohomo
    /misc/ appreciates the withdrawal!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he didn't run to and from the bank
    That's why it didn't work. It's called a bank RUN for a raisin.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > not buying metals with it.

    NGMI facebook frog homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Rosland Capital boomer fag
      Time to check your blood glucose, gramps

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck are you complaining about? You got in before the herd of tards. Once this is in the news tonight expect tomorrow to be very different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      npcs will kill themselves like black friday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 more weeks until the vax dieoffs begin

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I- I'd like to withdraw all my money"
    >Sure, here ya go
    >Walk out with 20k confused
    Things that didn't happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bought algorand

        Didnt happen. A thread died for your stupid as fuck bait.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >check
        LOL you didnt even get the cash retard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tell me you are poor and have never withdrawn more money than the ATM will let you without telling me you are poor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not cash
        You played yourself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >webpage editor extension
        >still manages to fuck this up
        Multiple glownagger LARPER threads, weird shit happenin'

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its either a total nothingburger LARP or OMG ITS HAPPENING ITS THE APOCALYPSE ITS THE END CHRIST IS KING
    /misc/ is the most retarded place on the internet but i can't stop coming here.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >20k
    cucked wagie slave

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bragging about your money from the Sinaloa Cartel doesn't count if you won't even live long enough to enjoy it, mexibro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you guys still trade in bananas? because I know a guy

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't believe this board full of mentally ill 19 year olds gave me bad advice!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt read
    buy bitcoin

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes anon, you fell for... taking control of your own money...

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bank just had 20k lying around
    You shills aren't even trying to not be obvious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Euros aren't real money, so I understand your confusion.
      In the real world, you aren't owned by the EUSSR, and are allowed to have things that are yours, whether money or property, and even more abstract things like your history.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Normies haven’t caught on yet. If it never happens at least you were ready.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw 4 in ten minutes at an atm here. Most of the time they get 1 or 2 a day. Mind you regular Dutch people are better economically versed than Americans.
    I don’t see the reason of this post.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing ever happens

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy kike raid, they're so fucking pissed lmao

    There was a time where the situation if left unchecked would have caused a cataclysmic bank panic and collapse-
    So pol was absolutely right in sounding the alarm as usual

    Kys shill

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMMOROW AND PUT THE 20K BACK

    No you don't. For the first time in your life, you have actually taken direct offensive action against the israelite, by taking your money away from them. Why would you hand it all back to them again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jamal follows you home

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you dumbass.
    you were supposed to buy chainlink.
    and ethearyums

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bought algorand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck off sergei

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >resources become scarce
    >wants paper

    lol lmao even

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With pol, you lose.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he is angry that he withdrew his money which he can put right back in

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you stand to lose if you have less than 250K in an FDIC insured bank?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never trust shills and psyopers

    Just enjoy life

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought toilet paper and masks 1 month before there was a run on all that shit. People literally walked around with stink assess and with scarfs as masks

    Don’t be a retard and thank Kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He actually wore a mask

      Lol, ngmi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Back in 2020 I was rocking the N95 below my nose just to make people seethe. I had cases of them for some reason.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolute lie.... Even years ago you can not take out over 3 k without calling g a week in advance or closing your account.

    I have even had banks refuse to deposit legal tender because they don't want to count coins. Banks are absolute frauds with zero reserves. They just keep majicking up more money as more is taken out and the musical chairs game accelerates once more and once more people are left without a seat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've taken out $3k no problem before. That's the most though. Walked out with 30 bills. That was one of the few days I conceal carried too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apperently Canadian money is both worth less and is almost non existent. The handling of the trucker protests probably spooked their customers pretty hard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you can not take out over 3 k without calling g a week in advance or closing your account.
      Do leafs really ...?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That didn’t happen. Kill yourself.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Greenbelt
    Calls happening a LARP
    Obligatory pepe meme

    Hey FED.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do the exact opposite that /misc/ urges

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats you fell for the doomer chuds fake happening yet again.
    This is exactly like the chuds buying up all the useless gas masks and toilet paper during covid

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just stash the 20k ? Why tf you need a bank?
    Or alternatively invest in something that'll make you more idk anon.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its happening retard the dominoes are falling as we speak

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol no bank has 20k goybux on hand to give anyone homosexual larp

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take this chance to choose a different bank. you can get like $250 bucks just for depositing your money somewhere else.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least a pack of African Americans didn't jump you and take your life savings in the form of cash which you were carrying in a bag as you strolled out of the bank.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't even spin cautiously withdrawing your money as a bad thing, I wasn't interested before but now I think a run on the banks is a great idea, literally no downsides

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 post pepe shill

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What the fuck bros? I thought we were doing an epic bankrun?
    KEK

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /misc/ is (eventually) always right
    just wait(tm)

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