I don't wanna do it it anymore. I live in existential hell. I have a loaded gun to my head and I know where to place it but I have no idea if it's going to do anything. I'm so fucking tired of it all but I don't wanna go out unless I know exactly if it's going to work. It's a 9mm with hp rounds pressed behind my ear. Is it going to be quick? Someone tell me
It'll fail.
How? Provide reasoning please
I should have known I would have gotten shit tier "advice". You naggers are worthless
go travel some more, go get a girlfriend, do something fun.
Think of me when it all "clicks." You cant leave until it's your time anony.
>elaborate on how
If I knew how metaphysics worked I wouldn't be talking to you via LULZ, I would be inside your body forcing you to say these words out loud using your own mouth.
There's no one in my life to wake me from a coma, and I've been in several. I really should be more careful, but oh well.
BREAKING NEWS!! RETARD POSTS OPINION ONLINE AND FINDS OUT NOT EVERYONE AGREES WITH HIM!!
Why an hero?
Pretty sure you've still got unfinished business here, buster. You're just going to shift to an alternate timeline where it jams.
I died yesterday from an overdose and I just woke up in my bed covered in sweat. I've done this repeatedly. God wont let you die until you've done whatever it is you're supposed to do.
Not op but can you elaborate on how you you think you know that you actually died but woke up in a parallel universe
people like you are the reason systemic racism is so serious. black families are struggling and you are doing selfish shit.
Life is hell, anon. Best you can hope for (besides peaceful death) is to escape it all and start completely new.
Temper your expectations for life. You were probably raised like me, being told anything is possible if you put your mind to it. Shit like that leads to unrealistic expectations that don't just go away once you become an adult. For 95% of people, life is pretty miserable. Cope the best way you can and hope the next life is less shitty than this one.
Do this with nitrogen for the most easy/painless death
Its pretty easy to start dating girls. That will help you feel better
please stop trolling the anon with false hope
Doing basic human shit is not false hope lol. Do you think its false hope to post here too?
>he can definitely start dating guys, it's not a pipedream
Some people are unable to get with someone, it's a part of life you dumbass.
Unable how. Speak for yourself instead of imagining fake problems
look up dysgenics. Thanks to womens rights and technology women no longer need to marry a man to live. Most would rather die alone than date a creepy incel or a man under 6".
Women's standards have gotten to a point where only a select few men get to reproduce. They're now even pushing the normalize cuckholdery to they can just use beta's money while still breeding chad.
So like I said, you're giving that anon false hope
Do you really think that breathing oxygen is false hope? Or drinking water? High standards doesnt mean shit, just lower your standards and you will actually find a lot of girlfriends. Theres a huge reason why the rise of porn created a lot of picky men.
You fail to understand that today's women are simply not interested in most men.
>picky men
yes because all those dating apps are just full of picky men and lonely women. my god what fantasy world do you live in.
>dating apps
When you are so lazy to look for a woman that you end up back on your phone sitting on your ass instead of going outside, that is the peak of male pickyness. You are literally ignoring 95% of available women, theres a reason why the rise of porn caused this mess
>go outside to meet a woman
>get called a rapist creep because I'm socially awkward
I'd rather not get #MeToo'd
Just more proof of male privilege. Even the awkward shut ins are somehow famous millionaires that will go trending on twitter if they harass someone.
Everything is fucking harassment these days
To be fair if you are this delusional, dont you agree that your genes are literally too stupid to reproduce? Harassment literally has a dictionary definition.
I don't think you understand anything that I'm saying
Aim for right above the ear, that's where the spinal cord is, firing it will disconnect the brain from the rest of the body. Your death will be nearly painless as it won't last but for a millisecond. Good luck in the realm beyond anon