I don't understand why this generic looking dude with zero character or gimmick is getting such a strong push.

I don't understand why this generic looking dude with zero character or gimmick is getting such a strong push.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because he is good looking

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough flips for you? Too heterosexual for you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough flips? Funny for you to say when the biggest flipper is in wwe lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Austin Theory
      >heterosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Too heterosexual
        >He doesn't know
        Sir... I...

        >prostate play = gay
        It’s not the 1950s anymore

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Too heterosexual
      >He doesn't know
      Sir... I...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I DON'T THINK THAT WAS A GIRLY VIDEO... I THINK THAT WAS A GAY VIDEO!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Too heterosexual
      great bait

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        really was
        bunch of dipshits fell for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      anon….

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because he gave Vince his first prostate orgasm in nearly 30 years

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zero character or gimmick
    >theory
    but he does have a character and a gimmick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh does he? Why don't you tell us what they are?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        his gimmick was that he was being groomed to be the next "chosen one" by vince with the whole mitb contract thing but then overconfidence became his downfall and he abruptly cashed in on united states belt and lost. even though kevin owens tells him his mistakes and where he did wrong, he still think he is the "chosen one".
        so at the start he was a wienery, arrogant, annoying heel that took selfies, kind of a zoomer gimmick, and he got btfo in every cash in attempt but then he realized his mistakes. that's his thing now, he learns. when he first fought bobby he couldn't get out of hurt lock, next time they fought he used brock's counter on hurt lock and that's how he got out. he's still arrogant though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I gotta admit, that was amazing! I sure hope someone reads that, cause I sure ain't gonna

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >can't read
            it's ok bro you got time

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            i just read it, you got blown the frick out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So, his gimmick is that he's moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *had

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's not a picture of MJF

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hes cool

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never seen him wrestle. Is he like their yuta/Garcia?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, he's a flippy ragdoll shitter. quite based.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is he like their yuta/Garcia?
      he is supposed to be the up and coming star trying to take over the business like yuta/garcia, yeah
      if you meant wrestling styles then idk, kinda?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why OP made this post. He's clearly a room temperature IQ simp that can't even follow a children's TV show. Also, OP is a homosexual.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    vince is homosexual

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This but Wardlow
    This but Wheeler Yuta
    This but Ethan Page
    This but Daniel Garcia

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the roster is 40

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The state of those lifts. It almost looks like its messing with his ability to walk.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean thoerys whole gimmick right now is his obsession with growing and abandoning his past self, Its not really a gimmick but more of a meta thing on his previous character

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He grew a beard tho

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I assume Vince just likes something about him, he did the same with Cena, Roman, Drew, etc. it might take a fricking decade but I wouldn't be surprised if that old frick is right again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was right. Paul thought he knew better and fricked it up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Austin Theory had a great character pre-burial. They wrongly decided he couldn't be taken seriously unless he had a big scraggly beard and got rid of all the humor.

        Historically, all the biggest WWE champion draws had strong senses of humor. Serious champs don't draw.

        If they needed him to be less silly or whatever, they could have made him a Nero-like character; the fake hardass thing doesn't really appeal to anyone, to no real fault of his own.

        PDS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >gaytch dicksucker

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the YouTube video of him working out with Sheamus. Dude has a TON of natural charisma that hasn't translated yet to TV.

    Plus he can fricking GO in ring and his style isn't sawdust like all the current marks

    A+ Player and future ACE in my book

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude has a TON of natural charisma that hasn't translated yet to TV.
      Because he has to dance to the tune of the moronic writers.
      >future ACE
      He'd have been one by now if they had done everything right since Clash at the Castle.
      But clearly they booked that intending a completely different tone.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Austin Theory had a great character pre-burial. They wrongly decided he couldn't be taken seriously unless he had a big scraggly beard and got rid of all the humor.

    Historically, all the biggest WWE champion draws had strong senses of humor. Serious champs don't draw.

    If they needed him to be less silly or whatever, they could have made him a Nero-like character; the fake hardass thing doesn't really appeal to anyone, to no real fault of his own.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brunobros............

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking Vince Jr. years.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Austin Theory will be around in 10 years as one of the most recognizable wrestlers in the business. Screenshot this post and save it, I'll see you in a decade jack.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't a debate. The only peer (i.e. on the same level) in his age group is

      OP here. Sorry wrong photo.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Sorry wrong photo.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For a moment I though it was the IWGP US title and I just imagined how kino it would be if he actually ever won it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Icetin Theory pewro run, so kino

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zero gimmick
    punished twink

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was in MDE world peace, he’s a celebrity

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