I don't understand anything about soccer, but the offside rule doesn't make sense, the opponent should anticipate the defense, if they can&#...

I don't understand anything about soccer, but the offside rule doesn't make sense, the opponent should anticipate the defense, if they can't defend themselves that's their problem

  1. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't understand anyting about
    >soccer
    /thread/

  2. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't understand anything about soccer
    then fuck off back to Suriname

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the thing, at one point in time that rule didn't exist but for some reason they decided to introduce it.
    I'm so sure of this that I'm not even going to bother finding out that reason. I just know it exists.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      the pay gap in a nutshell

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >trusting merchants
      I thought you had a thing against israelites

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's the thing, at one point in time that rule didn't exist but for some reason they decided to introduce it
      To the contrary, back then it had an even more strict, rugby-style offside rule, that forbid forward passes altogether. It was part of the original FA rules.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >have no offside rule.
      >each team parks 9 players in the opponents box >play hoof-ball for 90 minutes

      FUCK YES! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        better than disallowing goals because your fingernail went over an imaginary line

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          are you salty because the rule has been followed too accurately? what's the complaint here?

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    then the meta just becomes 'throw all balls deep'
    the offside trap is the soul of soccer

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It prevents semen slurping

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's so strikers don't just hang out on the goal line waiting for a pass

      Goal-hanging is based
      If you can't defend fuck you

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        t. THAT kid

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wich one?

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            The homosexual who ruined all footie games

            Oh so "goal-hanging" is unsportsmanlike but this shit is not.
            Fuck off.

            I don't get it, arms and hands are not allowed to play the ball, why are they used for offside position

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >The homosexual who ruined all footie games
              Who?

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              >why are they used for offside position
              Because according to the new rules of this cumguzzling sport, you are now allowed to use your shoulder to score a goal, and therefore it's offside because his shoulder went past the line.

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              Shoulder is fine.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Oh so "goal-hanging" is unsportsmanlike but this shit is not.
      Fuck off.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        Somewhere you have to draw the line to be fair to everyone

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's so strikers don't just hang out on the goal line waiting for a pass

  7. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't understand anything about soccer
    fucking based

  8. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    younger guys dont know the offside rule, grim...

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      Even worse. They don't know what it's for.

  9. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    As a Amerimutt I agree with this. Offsides reeks of some Commie-Europoor everyone play fair and equal and don't get over-eager bullshit.

    Anyways, staying at the other side of the field and not defending and waiting to get an easy goal at the other end is the definition of being a Chad.

    In all honesty, I've seen offsides get called on corner kicks. You can't defend that, that shit is full scale retarded. Offside rules should be null after the ball carrier reaches a certain point. Unironically, hockey has it right.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyways, staying at the other side of the field and not defending and waiting to get an easy goal at the other end is the definition of being a Chad.
      Indeed

      NOOOO, NOT MY HECKIN GOALRINOOOO

      Get fucked.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      At the very least offsides shouldn't be a thing within the penalty box. This sport has so many flaws in it I'm amazed there is no interest in resolving them.

  10. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get the joke, please explain

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      you are the guy that everyone hated to play with but you got in just to fill one of the teams.

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not used with LULZ just wanted to know what is the joke

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          You are. You are the joke.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            At least Brazil is playing the cup

            • 4 days ago
              Anonymous

              And I thank God their players aren't like you.

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                Like if I care about your opinion

              • 4 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's quite alright anon.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          it isn't a joke, it is a fact, are you new to chans or the internet? you never heard of "that guy" before?

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