It's bullshit marketing. I hate how after the pandemic toilet rolls companies started skimping on the quality in every facet.

If you want to actually know what the best value toilet paper is, you should buy one, unravel it and measure the distance, compare the thickness and width and even the weight of the cloth, and work out how much you're really paying per "ideal" sheet of toilet roll

>unravel it and measure the distance, compare the thickness and width and even the weight of the cloth, and work out how much you're really paying per "ideal" sheet of toilet roll
That information is already on the package retard.

>in eu 1=1
The International Standards Organization keeps a reference roll in it's archives as the universal calibration standard for all metric toilet paper. The roll is made from a platinum iridium alloy to prevent dimensional changes from oxidation and is worth approximately €20,000 in scrap metal value alone

Let [math]R[/math] be the set of rolls [math] left {r_{1}, r_{2}, r_{3}, ... , r_{n} right } [/math]
Let [math]G[/math] be the set of hypothetical rolls [math] left {g_{1}, g_{2}, g_{3}, ... , g_{n} right } [/math]

[math]forall[/math] [math]r_{i}[/math] [math]in[/math] [math]R[/math] [math]exists[/math] [math]theta[/math] in [math]mathbb{R}[/math] [math] such [/math] [math] that [/math] [math]r_{i}[/math] [math] = [/math] [math]g_{i}[/math] [math]in[/math] [math]mathbb{C}[/math]

MEGA = 4 Regular

SUPER MEGA = 6 Regular

this

clearly they're just testing to see which bigger number sells better.

>Only QUINTS can beat ULTRA GIGA OMEGA toilet paper

get help

thats why im on the homework help board

It's bullshit marketing. I hate how after the pandemic toilet rolls companies started skimping on the quality in every facet.

If you want to actually know what the best value toilet paper is, you should buy one, unravel it and measure the distance, compare the thickness and width and even the weight of the cloth, and work out how much you're really paying per "ideal" sheet of toilet roll

>unravel it and measure the distance, compare the thickness and width and even the weight of the cloth, and work out how much you're really paying per "ideal" sheet of toilet roll

That information is already on the package retard.

or you could weight it to figure out exactly how much paper is in there.

in eu 1=1

Another lose to anglocapitalism

>in eu 1=1

The International Standards Organization keeps a reference roll in it's archives as the universal calibration standard for all metric toilet paper. The roll is made from a platinum iridium alloy to prevent dimensional changes from oxidation and is worth approximately €20,000 in scrap metal value alone

amerigolems seething at something obsolete since 2019

I like being able to buy bigger rolls because then I don't have to change it as often.

just feel the weight of it, easy

There was a time when you could buy toilet paper of color but apparently there was a risk that it would give you ass cancer.

>apparently there was a risk

What? So you haven't experienced toilet paper laced with chili??

> 2023 still using paper to "clean" the asshole

Even with a fancy washlet that has a built in dryer, you still need some paper to get completely dry.

and your should start with paper anyway, less messy and disgusting this way

you use the bidet to get extra clean after wiping

Let [math]R[/math] be the set of rolls [math] left {r_{1}, r_{2}, r_{3}, ... , r_{n} right } [/math]

Let [math]G[/math] be the set of hypothetical rolls [math] left {g_{1}, g_{2}, g_{3}, ... , g_{n} right } [/math]

[math]forall[/math] [math]r_{i}[/math] [math]in[/math] [math]R[/math] [math]exists[/math] [math]theta[/math] in [math]mathbb{R}[/math] [math] such [/math] [math] that [/math] [math]r_{i}[/math] [math] = [/math] [math]g_{i}[/math] [math]in[/math] [math]mathbb{C}[/math]

[math]therefore[/math] [math]thetabegin{bmatrix}

r_{1}\

r_{2}\

r_{3}\

...\

r_{n}\

end{bmatrix}[/math] = [math]begin{bmatrix}

g_{1}\

g_{2}\

g_{3}\

...\

g_{n}\

end{bmatrix}[/math] [math]forall[/math] [math]R,G[/math] [math]in[/math] [math]mathcal{L}(x,lambda) = f(x) - lambda g(x)[/math]

QED

>ERROR: undefined symbol "∀"

>compilation failed (1 errors)

stop being a shitty programmer

do americans really measure their toilet paper in rolls?

Americans don't have the vast history and culture required to measure them in rods to the hogshead.

shame innit

my great grandpappy used to tell us stores of how he and his mum would go to market n buy rods of toilet paper from the local loo market.

they had em coiled on a hogshead n they would just pick which one was the size of an average dinner

They literally print the math cheat codes on the product.

TP math is hard. Heh heh heh...I said "hard"

Eat more fiber.

Shit in the toilet, wash in the shower. ggez.