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I don't care how liberal he is. NOT TOM HANKS

I don't care how liberal he is.

NOT TOM HANKS

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pedo scum, hope he rots in hell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care how liberal he is.

      NOT TOM HANKS

      Where did this stupid hanks pedo meme suddenly come from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Close friends with Spielberg plus his glove thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Youd have to be following celebrities on pizzagate threads. Also Kappy confirmed everything right before he was murdered

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isaac Kappy, also all those weird tweet pics that involved a lot of shady shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally nothing shady about his tweets you fucking spastic. you think he's some fucking zodiac tier murderer who taunts the public with evidence of his crimes?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >when tom hanks image was so clean that schizoid LULZretards had to make a baseless pedo claim

            /thread

            yeah its totally normal to follow child groomers, pedophile artists, known pedo pizza parlors, satanists and post picture of children's clothes but i forgot you do all that shit and are no different so of course

            straight up forget this board is infested with unironic pedos and child groomers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go leave and reddit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anyone who has a “good guy” reputation in hollywood as long as hanks must have some major skeletons in their closet. that’s why

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not really.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not an argument.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no point in attempting to refute opinionated bullshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >if everyone thinks he's a good person he must be a bad person
          There's your classic conspiracy idiot "logic" on full display. Whatever the evidence suggests they assume the inverse must be true

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even the Goose?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's literal Qanon connect the dots schizo shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they're rich and have connections with the elite, they're a pedophile. No exceptions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isaac Kappy called him a pedo before being killed on the road. Then Tom Hanks shared creepy pics on that same road with a glove and with the caption that said "road kill"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hes democrat so far right wingers automatically labeled him a satanic baby rapist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        QAnon shit that retards on this site somehow still believe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literal cultist who believe that JFK will rise from the dead and reinstate trump as president said that Tom Hanks is a Pedo so Obviously it must be true.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody actually believes that stupid trump cultist conspiracy. Tom Hanks has literally never done anything to give anyone any reason to assume he's a creep. Literally everyone who knows him says he's a nice dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Tom Hanks has literally never done anything to give anyone any reason to assume he's a creep.
        he campaigns for democrats

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I miss when conservatives actually had policy ideas instead of just always relying on pedophile conspiracies. It's like some time around the end of the W. Bush administration the political right basically admitted their ideas weren't popular and decided to just wage propaganda warfare forever instead

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss when every board wasn't overrun with LULZ horseshit and neckbeards discussing politics like they know what the fuck they're talking about. stick to discussing 12 year old girls feet like usual. save yourself the embarrassment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s alway had the vibe.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Philadelphia 2: The Next Day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Philadephia 2: Vax AIDS
      At least his son was smart enough not to take the poison shot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying it has anything to do with the vax
        It’s just regular AIDS.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw when the childs blood has AIDS

          AIDS literally ain't no thang if you live in a first world country and have either health insurance or money. just pop a pill a day and your virus load stays below the detectable threshold. what hanx more likely is dealing with is side effects of chemo because of cancer.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw when the childs blood has AIDS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's the last time he asks hillary to pick up a haitian for him

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's doing a monkey-pox movie.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone must have pozzed one of the boys he fucked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not (usually) how transmission works.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, now he's just Tom Hank.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people with cancer become like this because of the cancer itself or due to the chemo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AIDS caused by the HIV, contracted from gay sex.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he shoulda never went Greek :/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chemo. Cancer causes organ failure, but it doesn't make you ultra skinny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chemo. It's literally making you waste away hit they goal is hopefully the cancer dies before you do. Shits fucked. Cancer aint a joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the age
      I gained 2kg after chemo because i started working out and i was young
      If you're old you just don't have it in you to eat or do anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both. Cancer cells steal energy and nutrients to fuel their growth. Chemo makes you lose your appetite. Your body gets completely fucked. Blood sugar and blood pressure levels become abnormal. You feel nauseated all the time. It's not pretty.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't change the fact that this is a chet hanx board and whyte boi summer 2.0 is just beginning

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whyte boi summer
      White Boy Summer.
      ftfy
      FUCKING CAPTCHA GOAT LULZ

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know that's how Tom would spell it, but not sure about Chet.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooo you have to be a man of size! Why are you losing weight? Are you sick? You look sick, you ARE sick, eat a burger, see a doctor!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We live in your head rent free and we don't ever think about you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello scrawny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Old people tend to look better with some fat though. It hides away years of skin atrophy and would be presentably healthier than a gaunt grandpa. It's not just an American thing.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when tom hanks image was so clean that schizoid LULZretards had to make a baseless pedo claim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m claiming that he’s a homosexual, not a pedophile.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Harvey Weinstein isn't casting couching actresses, chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he's an asshole.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what did he do in Philadelphia?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a bunch of korean kids that Tom Hanks molested and no one even knows you exist because you were born into child slavery

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who gives a shit about little chuderinos.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not fair to everyone else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek this just sounds like she has a secret fantasy like this which is no longer a secret

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if it's girls it's okay. it's okay fucked if it's molesting boys.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's nuts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobodys that clean anon their are monks in covents that are not this clean

      the baseless accusations are warrented by that gay razor narrative

      whats more likely that tom hanks is a walking saint or that this dude is into some dark skechy shit and overcompensates like no other human on earth

      now if he is this perfect being who somehow created chet hanks and white boy summer good for him
      but you understand how thats not at all relatable and like an alien weaing human skin

      something is just off about this guy his pr team is so good they are bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is he?
        >Maybe, yes, no
        >Who knows
        >But it's kinda sus that....
        You are the definition of a schizoid retard taking out of their ass
        Captcha: TXTXD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though. No one is as good as Tom Hanks portays himself to be. Especially in hollywood. If he is such a good person why does he work with Hollywood at all? Every half decent person who's an actor does a movie or two and then gtfo out of town because they see who they are working with.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your brain is literally nothing but propaganda and conspiracies. You're mentally broken

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ..what? Insults aren't arguments, homosexual. Maybe you deserve to have your kids molested.

              no point in attempting to refute opinionated bullshit.

              There is if you think the opinion is wrong.. damn this place has really gone to shit. You're all stuck up assholes now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude being married for a long time and not having a criminal record or drug addictions doesn't make you cleaner than a monk. It just makes you a regular person. Theres nothing especially "clean" about his image. He doesn't put on some Amish teetotaler facade, hes just charming

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it does in hollywood apparently.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nobodys that clean anon
        This, Keanu Reeves is a massive pedo. I've never heard of him doing anything bad and that's why he fucks kids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>when x's image was so clean that schizoid LULZretards had to make a baseless pedo claim
      I know right? fuck these incels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dan schneider
        >clean image

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simple as

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of adrenochrome

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well he fucks kids so fuck him

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    member when he died from covid?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >right picture: fat
    >left picture: not fat
    old men don't have muscle mass under their fat

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, no refunds.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone confirm for me
    when thrads like this shit are on /tv andthe OP is so cancerously passionate about the topic headined in their pic
    Are these trolls who actually ironically do it to piss people off or are they bots and paid off shills for whatever reason that would happen

    Another example they do ofthen is
    > THIS!!! SO MUCH THIS

    fhomosexuals
    unless you're a troll then you're less of a homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THIS!!! SO MUCH THIS

      Put down the bottle of whiskey brotha. they're mostly trolling. it's clickbait
      >lib actor
      >looks sickly
      >OP "oh boy I can't wait for all the (you)s its gonna be shittin epic"

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is an old man having shaky hands a big deal? That's just life.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    adrenochrome shortage

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOMETIMES I THINK THAT I KNOW

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"gaunt"
    >lost the beer belly and double chin
    Bruh

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck that uppity pedo prick

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    philadelphia sequel?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or something related.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Becomes a Greek citizen so he can't be deported to the US for his crimes.

    Tom Hanks, not even once.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hanks turns in another performance for the ages as an aging film star racked with cancer in a random indie film released later this year
    Based and kinopilled.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw your spend the earnings from your newest hit movie in baby blood reserves

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FUCK Ellen has been arrested trust the fucking plan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did she do?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hanks has Tom Hanks Disease?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    It a white bowy summa cum tuh mi yaad

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get that man 100 fluid ounces of soda and an extra large portion of freedom fries

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Complications from his diabetes, maybe.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that means it's working

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soon BQSbros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the crazy thing is, Chet has gone full fitcel. Posts Sun Tzu on his instagram does burpees everday

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how LULZ has such a hate honer for Hanks that they can't even acknowledge that he's a convert to the most based form of Christianity.

    Imo the skeletons in his closet you're all talking about are that he's secretly right wing as fuck.

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