LULZ / LGBTQ

i didn't ask for 8

why did god have to give me this... I hate being trans so much why couldn't I have been born a woman. I mean, it's going relatively ok, but whatthefuckkkk. Why did I, the trans woman, have to have the biggest dick in the entire friend group, even bigger than the only guy there who has sex. if I just stayed cis that would've been hilarious, but instead, it's just painful irony... ugggghhhhh now guys aren't going to want to top me, because they'll see it's bigger than theirs and be like "haha, no I only fuck girls with dicks smaller than mine" making the list of who I can date even smaller...

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Lukaposter

    iktf anon, at least we can take consolation in the fact that it makes us good candidates for SRS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ig yeah, means when i get srs I'll be able to take most guys all the way

      is 7" too much

      idk I have 8 and I find it super embarrassing

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is 7" too much

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    futamax idiot

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll top the hell out of you if you’re in my area

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Implying I wouldn't top you and make fun of you for having a big dumb useless dick

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they'll see it's bigger than theirs and be like "haha, no I only fuck girls with dicks smaller than mine"
    Lol. What are you talking about? I'd love to fuck a big dick tranny. Sounds extremely hot.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no hung trans gf to tease and occasionally humiliate.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    future wife

    she's just like me fr
    so consider srs?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why you bros comparing your dicks you homies all gay?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if a guy gets to the point of romancing you, getting you naked, and trying to fuck you, and then he leaves because he doesn't like the size of your dick, he's fucking insane

    on the plus side, if you dont want to be swangin meat as a trans girl just let it atrophy or get SRS

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dang that sucks I feel awful for you maybe you should just have a nice day (but send me gta 3 before you do it)

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    I'm a chaser and I would fuck you but it would be for the sole purpose of grooming you to top me I would give you Cialis and Viagra without telling you and suck your dick and seduce you anyway necessary

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    The insecurity goes the other way for me, if a tranny is packing I've gotta top them into the ground to feel better about myself.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I so wish we could trade. Mine's 4 and I'm not trans, and I want 8.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    why is it we all have such big dicks, there has to be some kind of fucked up correlation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've wonderd this for years. My gf is the cutest thing on the world but has a massive dick and balls. She since birth had hormone issues.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mine isnt monster huge, but 7.6" and I've had thyroid problems before fixing it when I was 17. Ironically that was the time I suddenly got romantic feelings for men, when before I was asexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is 7" too much

          ig yeah, means when i get srs I'll be able to take most guys all the way
          [...]
          idk I have 8 and I find it super embarrassing

          Literally built to flop around submissively while you're getting bred

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've wonderd this for years. My gf is the cutest thing on the world but has a massive dick and balls. She since birth had hormone issues.

      it might be as my friend said, "girls have the biggest dicks"

      I so wish we could trade. Mine's 4 and I'm not trans, and I want 8.

      an easy choice

      [...]
      The insecurity goes the other way for me, if a tranny is packing I've gotta top them into the ground to feel better about myself.

      >///<

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

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        >girls have the biggest dicks
        picrel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that's about iti

          Sucks man. Mine tops me.

          this anon has the rare, "top trans gf"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based
          Need one of those so she doesn't mess up the sheets when you blow out her prostate

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            o///o

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      I fucked multiple trannies and I've never had one that had a dick bigger than 5 in.

      So after fucking like 20 trannies with defective small dicks I deserve to be bottomed out by you too and do that weird popping pain moan when the shit is deep.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sucks man. Mine tops me.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the biggest dick in the entire friend group
    what did she mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the guys in the group went around sharing their sizes, and they were all smaller than mine, and they got mad when i revealed mine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so why didn't this turn into a gangbang?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i want my first time to be romantic! not some gangbang from just guys i know, i want it to be a guy i want to fuck!

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