I convinced black people that twerking is a form of Defense!
>Live in Philadelphia
>Group of black activists occupy South Street
>Stereotypical dindus. Screaming about "White privilege" "Racist cops" "Black Egyptians" "SJW shit" the works.
>I leave a sandwich shop and see them yelling shit at whites (and other blacks) that move their day to day life.
>They look like they drink the coolaid easily, and the women are dressed trashy.
>I sip my drink, waiting for them to willingly say who they are.
>Turns out it's some shitty Yakub group that congregates on reddit and facebook.
>I make a sockpuppet account that night, use a phony skype number, and modify an image of an already existing dindu to bypass facial recognition on facebook.
>Ask to join. They got, like, 35 members or so.
>I join the group, and subtly bring up Twerking three hours later.
>"Obviously, twerking is a form of martial arts."
> A large amount of members are confused, a few are curious.
> These black supremacist groups are so egotistical and self centered, they bit down instantly.
>"Our black bodies are so beautiful and powerful, that when we show our sexuality, we channel our inner chakra. The more aggressive we twerk, the more powerful we get. We drive off the white demons with our beauty. The devil hates displays of divine perfection."
>The entire group is debating about this as I go to sleep.