>She’s so cute
I know right, I always think if I met a girl that beautiful, and tall, and rich, and talented...it might make me finally respect women. Can only speculate I guess, there are so few 10/10s. She hosted the Victoria Secret fashion show, and didn't get totally ass blasted in hotness by the models, legit held her own, while there, as a singer...insane. Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
ok lol i legit ask my blahaj open ended questions and treat him like a person. like if i start getting horny and wanna do something i literally tell him “ok I need some privacy and you won’t wanna see this so go hangout in the closet for a bit buddy” and when I watch tv or movies ill talk about plot points to him and say stuff like “oooh i knew it!” or “what’s gonna happen?” and i legit forget he’s just a shark plushie. but I would never say that to him because he’s more than that to me!
ok lol i legit ask my blahaj open ended questions and treat him like a person. like if i start getting horny and wanna do something i literally tell him “ok I need some privacy and you won’t wanna see this so go hangout in the closet for a bit buddy” and when I watch tv or movies ill talk about plot points to him and say stuff like “oooh i knew it!” or “what’s gonna happen?” and i legit forget he’s just a shark plushie. but I would never say that to him because he’s more than that to me!
thanks! it's theraputic to treat your blahaj like a true friend
like earlier i farted (gross) and moved him over to my bed so he wouldn't have to smell it. like i actually felt worried he would smell it if i didn't move him lol
Release it back to the ocean
NO IT CANT SURVIVE IN THE OCEAN ;(((((
Dw im not releasing him
There's no difference between talking to your plushie and talking to us we are all just fake little pixels masquerading as people to you.
I mean yes but at least the shark doesnt say nasty things to me.
FEMBRAINED BOTTOMS
>the most fembrained trip is a non hrt crossdresser
swiftie is a literal Queen among peasants
You say this but I’m watching Formula 1 right now
Damn swiftie is so based favorite trip
ty anon
Cute
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>whats wrong with me?
Nothing, you're good.
She’s so cute
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>She’s so cute
I know right, I always think if I met a girl that beautiful, and tall, and rich, and talented...it might make me finally respect women. Can only speculate I guess, there are so few 10/10s. She hosted the Victoria Secret fashion show, and didn't get totally ass blasted in hotness by the models, legit held her own, while there, as a singer...insane. Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>for the sole purpose of procreation
Animal.
i'm doing the same thing anon
let the shark consume your every thought forfeit all your goods and money to the shark praise le shark
Is there a Blahaj religion?
its not a religion its another state of being it is the truth
What's the questioning flag for swiftie
Are you questioning being trans or LGBT in general
Also does having a trans gf make my LGBT?
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Idk what to identify as hence why the questioning flag.
Shark cultists
Thank you ig
you're terminally based
at least you will be when you start HRT
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i talk to my plushies a lot! they're way nicer than most people and always ok with snuggling until I feel better so theres no reason not to!
tbf i did this as a kid as well with my sis
what???
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>what???
I think they just insinuated that Taylor looks like Garth Algar. I will fight them in the street.
which one is this, party on wayne or party on garth
Ahhhh I just remembered I had a dream last night where I had a shark and it was really nice to cuddle but I don't and there's no idea in my country
blahaj is really nice to cuddle with so your dream was correct
hope you find one where u live
I found a couple places I can order one, think I might have to
Living in NZ sucks sometimes
posting in a swiftie thread
Awwww ty fren
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ok lol i legit ask my blahaj open ended questions and treat him like a person. like if i start getting horny and wanna do something i literally tell him “ok I need some privacy and you won’t wanna see this so go hangout in the closet for a bit buddy” and when I watch tv or movies ill talk about plot points to him and say stuff like “oooh i knew it!” or “what’s gonna happen?” and i legit forget he’s just a shark plushie. but I would never say that to him because he’s more than that to me!
Are you trans now?
no
thats really cute boymoder anon
thanks! it's theraputic to treat your blahaj like a true friend
like earlier i farted (gross) and moved him over to my bed so he wouldn't have to smell it. like i actually felt worried he would smell it if i didn't move him lol
lol i just assumed u were bc of the blahaj
it isn't different, it also isn't wrong
how is this different from cissies talking to their stuffies or pets?
>t. queer that talks to his dog
its not
i just think im regressing to being a child
ahaha
BLÅHAJ IS NOT STUPID YOU TAKE THAT BACK
sorry, i feel childish talking to him
idk its a meme toy
>meme toy
you take that back right now he's everything to me
okay okay, sorry
it's ok i'm sorry too, i just got really upset for a second there
its okay im the one whos sorry for offending blahaj ill promise ill never call him stoopid again
What's the deal with the plush shark and trans people? Is it like a mascot or something?
god I wish that were me