i cant stop talking to my stupid plushie shark. whats wrong with me?

i cant stop talking to my stupid plushie shark
whats wrong with me?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Release it back to the ocean

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO IT CANT SURVIVE IN THE OCEAN ;~~*((

      • 4 months ago
        swiftiehon

        Dw im not releasing him

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no difference between talking to your plushie and talking to us we are all just fake little pixels masquerading as people to you.

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      I mean yes but at least the shark doesnt say nasty things to me.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FEMBRAINED BOTTOMS

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the most fembrained trip is a non hrt crossdresser
    swiftie is a literal Queen among peasants

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      You say this but I’m watching Formula 1 right now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn swiftie is so based favorite trip

        • 4 months ago
          swiftiehon

          ty anon

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  6. 4 months ago
    Straight White Male, LGBT Ally (Month 3)

    >whats wrong with me?
    Nothing, you're good.

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      She’s so cute

      • 4 months ago
        Straight White Male, LGBT Ally (Month 3)

        >She’s so cute
        I know right, I always think if I met a girl that beautiful, and tall, and rich, and talented...it might make me finally respect women. Can only speculate I guess, there are so few 10/10s. She hosted the Victoria Secret fashion show, and didn't get totally ass blasted in hotness by the models, legit held her own, while there, as a singer...insane. Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
          >for the sole purpose of procreation
          Animal.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm doing the same thing anon

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    let the shark consume your every thought forfeit all your goods and money to the shark praise le shark

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      Is there a Blahaj religion?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not a religion its another state of being it is the truth

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the questioning flag for swiftie
    Are you questioning being trans or LGBT in general
    Also does having a trans gf make my LGBT?

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      Idk what to identify as hence why the questioning flag.

      its not a religion its another state of being it is the truth

      Shark cultists

      you're terminally based

      at least you will be when you start HRT

      Thank you ig

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're terminally based

    at least you will be when you start HRT

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i talk to my plushies a lot! they're way nicer than most people and always ok with snuggling until I feel better so theres no reason not to!

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      tbf i did this as a kid as well with my sis

      which one is this, party on wayne or party on garth

      what???

      • 4 months ago
        Straight White Male, LGBT Ally (Month 3)

        >what???
        I think they just insinuated that Taylor looks like Garth Algar. I will fight them in the street.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    which one is this, party on wayne or party on garth

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhhh I just remembered I had a dream last night where I had a shark and it was really nice to cuddle but I don't and there's no idea in my country

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      blahaj is really nice to cuddle with so your dream was correct
      hope you find one where u live

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I found a couple places I can order one, think I might have to
        Living in NZ sucks sometimes

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting in a swiftie thread

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      Awwww ty fren

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok lol i legit ask my blahaj open ended questions and treat him like a person. like if i start getting horny and wanna do something i literally tell him “ok I need some privacy and you won’t wanna see this so go hangout in the closet for a bit buddy” and when I watch tv or movies ill talk about plot points to him and say stuff like “oooh i knew it!” or “what’s gonna happen?” and i legit forget he’s just a shark plushie. but I would never say that to him because he’s more than that to me!

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trans now?

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      no

      ok lol i legit ask my blahaj open ended questions and treat him like a person. like if i start getting horny and wanna do something i literally tell him “ok I need some privacy and you won’t wanna see this so go hangout in the closet for a bit buddy” and when I watch tv or movies ill talk about plot points to him and say stuff like “oooh i knew it!” or “what’s gonna happen?” and i legit forget he’s just a shark plushie. but I would never say that to him because he’s more than that to me!

      thats really cute boymoder anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks! it's theraputic to treat your blahaj like a true friend

        like earlier i farted (gross) and moved him over to my bed so he wouldn't have to smell it. like i actually felt worried he would smell it if i didn't move him lol

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol i just assumed u were bc of the blahaj

        how is this different from cissies talking to their stuffies or pets?
        >t. queer that talks to his dog

        it isn't different, it also isn't wrong

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is this different from cissies talking to their stuffies or pets?
    >t. queer that talks to his dog

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      its not
      i just think im regressing to being a child

      lol i just assumed u were bc of the blahaj
      [...]
      it isn't different, it also isn't wrong

      ahaha

  18. 4 months ago
    botE

    BLÅHAJ IS NOT STUPID YOU TAKE THAT BACK

    • 4 months ago
      swiftiehon

      sorry, i feel childish talking to him

      What's the deal with the plush shark and trans people? Is it like a mascot or something?

      idk its a meme toy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >meme toy
        you take that back right now he's everything to me

        • 4 months ago
          swiftiehon

          okay okay, sorry

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's ok i'm sorry too, i just got really upset for a second there

            • 4 months ago
              swiftiehon

              its okay im the one whos sorry for offending blahaj ill promise ill never call him stoopid again

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the deal with the plush shark and trans people? Is it like a mascot or something?

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    god I wish that were me

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