I can't hang myself. Wtf am i doing wrong?

I can't hang myself
Wtf am i doing wrong?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total. Touhoutranny. death.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dressing like a dumb cat from a Chinese cartoon is probably part of it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine killing yourself with a violent method when you can just take a comfy permanent nap from doing tons of opiates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have any opiates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's kind of weird how seeing a dead body used to be a somewhat uncommon occurrence, but I'm pretty sure I've seen a few this year from fent alone. People just be nodded off looking like a rag doll

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i were american. I would be able to die high as a kite.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not to be that guy but do you wanna talk it out anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not much to talk about. Some people are just not meant to live

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't kill yourself, there is so much more misinformation and hateful beliefs to spread online

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't kill yourself, there is so much more misinformation and hateful beliefs to spread online
      Holy based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Become a being of pure hatred and it will give you purpose.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's God's way of telling you to keep living

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does god want me to suffer?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the Lord acts in mysterious ways, how the fuck should i know

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does god want me to suffer?
        because He thinks it's funny

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop doing the thing that He's punishing you for maybe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I literally haven't done anything

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.
            1 John 1:9

            People always ask what Job did to deserve it. The answer is that he didn't really think about what his sins were. He just assumed he had some, glossed them over, made sacrifices, and carried on with his day without confessing them to God. God doesn't want sacrifices, but obedience.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If god truly loved me i wouldn't be existing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can a mother forget the baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though she may forget, I will not forget you! See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands
                Isaiah 49:15-16

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >People always ask what Job did to deserve it. The answer is that he didn't really think about what his sins were. He just assumed he had some, glossed them over, made sacrifices, and carried on with his day without confessing them to God. God doesn't want sacrifices, but obedience.

              Job did not sin in any way that merited his misfortune. That's the whole point of the book - it's an exposition on why the good and innocent suffer. See the following verse where God speaks to Satan in reference to Job and He says Himself "to destroy him without cause":

              >Job 2:3 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When a period of feasting had run its course, Job would make arrangements for his children to be purified. Early in the morning he would sacrifice a burnt offering for each of them, thinking, "Perhaps my children have sinned and cursed God in their hearts." This was Job's regular custom.
                Job 1:5

                Sacrifice and offering you did not desire-- but my ears you have opened -- burnt offerings and sin offerings you did not require.
                Psalm 40:6

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Job 1:8: And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?

                "a perfect and upright man"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bad translation. The original Hebrew where you wrote "perfect" is tam, meaning guiltless or blameless, but not necessarily perfect. You can be free from blame but still not perfect, as the sacrifice of Christ frees us from blame, though nobody would call us perfect.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would, you perfect little femboy of god

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh what swag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Bible is congruent with all its parts so "perfect" is obviously metaphorical here. Again, the Lord Himself says that Satan moved Him to destroy Job without cause in Job 2:3 which is incontrovertible evidence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's so you can grow as a person.

        Not much to talk about. Some people are just not meant to live

        Not true. God created you with a purpose.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My only purpose is to suffer without a purpose

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how would u know
            origen

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because i live with no purpose. I sleep all day and i try hard not to swallow every single pill in my drawer because i got nothing to live for

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can still glorify God. You can donate, help others, but also work on yourself, be clean etc. all for God.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want to glorify a malevolent being who's probably a false god anyway. Existence in the material world is suffering

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If God was malevolent, He would not be God.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if god made OP's world so horrible I understand why he's malevolent in OP's eyes, OP doesn't owe god anything if he's suicidal

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God is malevolent for creating the material world

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >God
          yeah you should've shut the fuck up really.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lose weight, the rope has a limit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lose weight
      Im not fat

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you correctly implement gravity? Do a couple of junps an see if your head hits the ceiling (DON'T DO THIS OUTSIDE)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried doing a suspension hanging of a doorknob as i don't have any other place to put the rope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay so you misunderstand hanging, it's okay a lot of people do for some weird reason
        It's not about strangulation - you don't want to hang there until you choke to death and the lack of bloodflow to the brain gets you. The actual goal of hanging is a sudden sharp drop that snaps your neck and kills you very quickly without a ton of pain or prolonged suffering.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you actually do that without building a gallows?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're giving yourself a way to save yourself. op pic has no way to regret or get out, even if they started flailing then it wouldnt save them, they couldnt reach the chair they kicked. so if you want to hng you need to be ready to finish, maybe get hammered on alc first so you cant save yourself.

    dont kill yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a bottle of herb liqour would that be enough?

      Can a mother forget the baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though she may forget, I will not forget you! See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands
      Isaiah 49:15-16

      God is truly a malevolent being

      Why bother. You're gonna die anyway when you are 100, might as well find something fun to do in the meanwhile. Shit's fucked but gotta try anyway

      Why bother living? It's one massive chore anyway. Not worthwhile at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plenty of things you own have absolutely no value, yet you don't throw them away. So why throw away your life?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't i be throwing everything away by throwing away my life?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Killing yourself doesn't just get rid of the bad things. It gets rid of the good things too. You'll never have another moment you enjoy again. You'll just be over. No more. I'm guessing your problems aren't bad enough for that bargain to be worth it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't really enjoy anything. Plus the work you need to do to get those things is not worth it.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why bother. You're gonna die anyway when you are 100, might as well find something fun to do in the meanwhile. Shit's fucked but gotta try anyway

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    die r*imu die

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is a message of a superior being to you give up. There's more to do in life (including using more practical methods like jumping off a building)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought hanging was more practical

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need Jesus Christ as your Lord and saviour

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >im a brain dead cuck
      make sure you look forward to santa this year, homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will jesus help me hang myself?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna miss kfc when i end it all

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    u may just be fat, but dont do that shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am underweight actually

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    throat refuses
    you might have nothing left on your bucket list but your throat still has one thing it wants to do:
    suck dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know OP, after writing this shitpost, I'd actually rather know why you want to kill yourself. You said you're not meant to live, what do you mean? What's happening on your end?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have 0 ambitions or goals. I just sleep all day waiting it all to end. I have no reason to live

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop
    just fucking stop already NOW

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I attempted it when I was 10 and I can say that it's most likely a problem with the rope itself but you should go out with a bang if you're planning on doing it so do some sort of crime before doing it, maybe get a kfc moments before, a simple hanging is just kinda anticlimactic

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