>I CANT BELIEVE YOU IDIOTS ACTUALLY THINK GIRLS CARE ABOUT YOUR DICK SIZE GO TOUCH GRASSCEL

>I CANT BELIEVE YOU IDIOTS ACTUALLY THINK GIRLS CARE ABOUT YOUR DICK SIZE GO TOUCH GRASSCEL
these posts are the most demoralizing gas lighting i've ever experienced

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your pic is fake and the optimal dick size is between 5 and 7 inches (more is better within this range though, but anything within this range is viable if the other specs match).
    The most demoralizing gas lighting posts are the improoooooove posts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      op I know you're just trying to find reasons for why you don't get pussy but I swear it's your personality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How can I get the equivalent of a 8x6 penis sized personality?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Penis extenders are scientifically proven to work, but no other method.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Penis extenders are scientifically proven to work to make your gf wanna go frick chad 100x more. Imagine telling a girl "hey babe hold on while I put my cuck-wiener-extender on plz"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're thinking about a wiener pump, which only works temporarily. A wiener extender works permanently and can increase erect size by about half an inch over 6 months (about 1 inch stretched-flacid).

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no a wiener extender is like a fake dick that you wear on your baby dick as a super cope.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You know you can google things before making a fool out of yourself with these hilariously moronic posts, right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you know those extenders are basically the equivalent of ripping your dick apart so it looks longer, right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What do you think happens to your muscles when you work out

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            get damaged, and get repaired with an extra to adapt. the cells just get bigger.
            your dick is not a muscle, for starters.
            secondly, to keep with the muscle idea, it's the equivalent of ripping your tendons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How can I stretch my brain to get an 8x6 penis sized intellect?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            squatting with books on your head

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So like I wear on top of my head and approach women?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, you put it around your finger so that it can work its magic when you give them a firm handshake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      op I know you're just trying to find reasons for why you don't get pussy but I swear it's your personality

      double cope squad out in full force today.
      >5-7 inches
      kek massive cope 7 inches is like being 5'9 to a woman.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women care to an extent, but you're also misinforming people by making it seem like women orgasm via penetration on average -- they don't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That, unfortunately, is cope. I make women come 1/3 times by penetration and that's because often I don't give a shit and just want to cum myself.
      The trick is always the same: do a lot of foreplay and make sure she's very wet before getting in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That, unfortunately, is cope. I make women come 1/3 times
        you will never have sex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the trick is blah blah blah
          no you lying gaslighting homosexual the trick is to be born with a louieville sluggerwiener that explodes women at the seams.

          You can tell if the cum is real or not because when it's real, it's like a sudden tsunami on your dick. Not any pressure, but it suddenly becomes so wet you can barely feel the pussy anymore. All other factors change from woman to woman, but not that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if she queefs it's cause her pussy is so wet that it's given up trying to take dick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Does this apply to girthy guys? Since they should be always be feeling the pussy at all times due to their width?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the trick is blah blah blah
        no you lying gaslighting homosexual the trick is to be born with a louieville sluggerwiener that explodes women at the seams.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her womb goes up past her belly button
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is 19 cm big enough

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow a thread where literally every post is wrongtarded. Been a while since we have hit such dizzy heights.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it has to be on purpose

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dick size is a massive porn israelite psyop. Face and height is everything. Having a dick bigger than the average is only a bonus

    • 2 years ago
      Argianon

      >be chad surface
      >6'4
      >good build
      >razor sharp jaw
      >blonde white blue eyes
      >get to the bedroom with a chick
      >4 inch pp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn't implying that having a tiny dick won't have consequences you fricking sub80 iq moron

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The posters on this board sure do think about dicks a lot.
    Seems pretty gay of you all to me

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