LULZ / TV & Film

I bypassed the compressor!

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huge fat cocks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thicc sweaty armpits

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I BYPASSED THE COMPRESS--

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR
      >In Reys ass
      >Uuugghhh Rey said calmly
      >As the wookie used the Anus of the Young jedi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now I have to fap to Rey, hope you're happy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Rey was pushed in to the sand by the older scavenger
          >oh such a pretty little thing
          >Your water or your ass you choose
          >Rey did not have enough water to make in back to the
          >The ass she mumbeled
          >What!!?? Said the scavenger
          >Rey said IT a little Louder
          >The ass
          >Okay said the scavenger
          >She could feel her old trousers getting pulled down
          >As he pushed towards Rey ass
          >IT slipped
          >Hey thats not my ass said Rey
          >But the scavengers was pushing and thrusting
          .
          >Rey could not hold back she startede to moan
          >You like that you little dirty girl?
          >She could feel it dripping Deep
          >Third time this week Rey tought to her self as she got Up
          >The sounds of a wookie filles the room
          >Rey was pushed back down and the wookie bypassed the compresser in Reys ass

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            uh...

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I bypassed your non-consensual protests

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one ups an established character to make herself look better
    >by knowledge of something never once referenced before or after this scene
    >that is never explained or even alluded to
    >makes a stupid face while aforementioned character looks on stupidly.
    It's almost poetry how well it sums up her awful character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Entirely possible she ripped out a controller for the primary compressor, severing its connection to the Falcon. The Falcon then "sees" this loss of signal from the controller, and activates the secondary system. We have secondary and tertiary redundant systems in aircraft, why would they not in a spaceship?
      Considering Han mentions electrical overload, it is likely that the primary compressor has a short resulting in a massive current draw, overloading the Falcon's electrical systems. The fastest way to disable said compressor (aftermarket add-on, assuming no dedicated cockpit control) would be to either severe its connections at the site of the compressor, or remove the controller, preventing the rest of the system from interacting with the compressor. Ideally Rey would have known what circuit the compressor was on and pulled the breaker out, but she didn't. It seems she did happen to know where the controller for the compressor was mounted though, not impossible that she observed the installation of the component while under the care of unkar plutt, she probably held the dude's flashlight while he put it in, remember "this ship hasn't flown in YEARS" so the work was likely done when she was still young, plus, her being aware of the mod in the first place implies she was there when it was put in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not going to look this up, but I'm guessing this is some damage control pasta from reddit.
        If you say it isn't and I search and find that it is, I will be very hurt.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sense shouldn't exist on LULZ. You've wasted your time typing this out.
        But with my limited knowledge of engineering your mechanical and electrical explanation is pretty sound compounded with the fact she was raised by the man who'd kept the falcon all these years.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        .........Make It So .

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A running gag in Empire is that Han is a shitty mechanic who can't fix the Falcon and Rey had worked on the ship because her boss owns it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whut

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's saying that because Han was clearly making short term rush job fixes in a desperate situation, it makes sense that someone who dismisses the ship as an ancient piece of junk can instantly diagnose a problem he can't because they give scrap to the person who owns it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh, gotcha. i'm a brainlet, so i sincerely thank you.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              happy to help, fren.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Han wasn't even aware of the compressor's existence, while Rey knows the modifications portions guy made to it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >barren

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >twice the cum, none of the risk

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only George bypassed his wife. He lost $50 million AND his mojo.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    You what?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like a fucking retard

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if you bypass the compressor? What does the now uncompressed stuff do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A good question
      for another time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What does the now uncompressed stuff do?
      It shoots out in spasmed spurts

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...waja du

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you just bypass the compressor to work with the synapses collectively?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time I was riding my bike in town when a car pulled up next to me and asked for directions. She was attractive and with other people looking like they were packed for a holiday. After I gave her directions, cause she looked and sounded just like her, I said
    >You look like Daisy Ridley
    >Yh well *shrugs*
    I think it might have actually been Daisy guys. I had a rebel alliance sticker on my bike and I think she just wanted to say hi.

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