I became reprogammable

Guys it started as a joke but "fembrained" and "malebrained" are now almost obsessions for me and almost every malebrained thing I see on myself makes me feel dysphoric.

My roomate told me, as a joke "you know, putting your plate on the sink after you eat is very fembrained" to mock me for forgetting it.
Now I don't, I always put it on the sink right after I eat. Not out of desire of being a better rommate, but to be less malebrained.

I think you can literally progamme me in any way you want if you can conveince me the desired conduct is fembrained and the undesired conduct is malebrained.

I conditioned myself to being unable to function if I perciebe my conduct as malebrained. You can do almost whatever you want with me.

It's scary.

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  1. 2 years ago
    w

    >bottom is easily manipulated
    jeez what a surprise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even a bottom. I'm the soft dom mommy type

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can we be friends and I can slowly groom you into thinking that being my mommy is the most fembrained thing you can do?

        After all, it's very fembrained to want to be nourishing and coddling, even to people you've just met...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Technically, yes. It's a possible and easy thing. I'm literally that weak minded

          where else would you put the plate?

          I used to leave it on the table until I had to start cleaning the dishes in general

          if you have a dishwasher you put it in the dishwasher

          We don't sadly

          • 2 years ago
            w

            me neither
            bastard landlords lied to me in the listing
            oh well, i'll move again next year i guess :/

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have one, but I hand wash everything
            [...]
            That’s fricked

            I'm not jocking but

            I kinda like cleaning the dishes. It's relaxing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ensure to ask about if the unit had bedbugs in the future.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok im glad i wasn't the only one tbh
        i feel like if you tell me acting a certain way is fembrained i WILL feel the need to and it's weird

        This is adorable.

        FEMALE

        BRAINED

        BOTTOMS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm NOT a fricking bottom

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where else would you put the plate?

    • 2 years ago
      w

      if you have a dishwasher you put it in the dishwasher

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have one, but I hand wash everything

        Technically, yes. It's a possible and easy thing. I'm literally that weak minded

        [...]
        I used to leave it on the table until I had to start cleaning the dishes in general

        [...]
        We don't sadly

        That’s fricked

        • 2 years ago
          w

          weird
          unless ur east asian in which case that seems to be standard

          ok im glad i wasn't the only one tbh
          i feel like if you tell me acting a certain way is fembrained i WILL feel the need to and it's weird

          that's pathetic, but kinda cute tbh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no white American
            it’s just not worth it for the one plate I use living alone so I never got in the habit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be very fembrained of you to wrap your lips around my wiener and just like stay there all night.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      giwtwm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, she's the mommy, you're the one who's supposed to suckle all night long...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not comfortable with using my dick tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cute! Okay, now let me live with you and cuddle with you every night.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Deal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, how far are you from chicago?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a whole see apart, I'm european lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ooh where euro, I've always wanted to live somewhere euro.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Spain

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok im glad i wasn't the only one tbh
    i feel like if you tell me acting a certain way is fembrained i WILL feel the need to and it's weird

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