I ask one simple question. How do I come in contact with forest gnomes?

Do I give them gifts? What should I give them?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pyshcs.

    t. elf

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    consume alcoholic offerings in front of the forest.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finger your booty hole all day every day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recognize a fellow gnome expert when I see one. I bow down and salute.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recognize a fellow gnome expert when I see one. I bow down and salute.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a green and very pointy hat. The longer and pointier the better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gnomes wear red hats, not green.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO they are green. They only turn red because they dip their hats in the blood of their enemies.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sing merry tunes near the mushrooms. Wear pointy shoes.

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  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be alone.
    Be of kindly intentions.
    Sing.
    You might see one.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do you want?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if OP wants to speak to the gnomes

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yell, “Keebler cookies SUCK.” Or something to that effect in the forest. Steel yourself and ready your fisticuffs.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple, do shrooms in the forrest

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My kids see fairies when we go innawoods I find it more difficult.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave catfood outside. If it is gone in the morning the gnomes have visited.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gift them a bullet to the head
    total gnomocaust

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw gnomes while on salvia divinorum

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't make contact with the gnomes they're not nice

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to be in yuropoor land. If you try it in NA you'll get disappeared by the wildmen.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t contact them. They contact you.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >little hats
    >little shirts
    >little pants
    >tiny boots
    >small rakes
    >small shovel
    >tiny axes
    >berries
    >nuts
    >cheese
    >milk

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    learn their ways and their culture

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they will steal your underpants anon. you have been warned.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    synch your heart and don't complain like a little bitch when stuff goes missing

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stay away

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im still learning, i saw a gnome universe star wizard thing with a pointy hat made of light from the streetlight reflection into water/puddle, it was so mystical, and it expanded, and communicated telepathically, but i have not seen it since last year, it was so cool, ive seen other star creatures and even shadow people in the water, but i wanna see that star wizard gnome thing again.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I come in contact with forest gnomes?
    Slide into their DMs

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a doc on YouTube about a dude who is a gnome.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any one have that video of a gnome running around someone’s living room?

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