I ascended recently, lost my virginity to a pretty and smart virgin girlfriend.
If I ever took the demoralizing blackpill memes on this website seriously, then I would not have gotten to this point.
I ascended recently, lost my virginity to a pretty and smart virgin girlfriend.
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how u meet? is black square censor tiny peenus??
>how u meet?
University.
>is black square censor tiny peenus??
No, she is a biological woman from what I know.
>is chad enough to talk to a girl and swoon her to have sex
>is dumb enough that thinks she isnt a virgin
she might be a virgin but the fact that you clearly state it like u know for a fact shows how dumb u are because u cant ever really know unless youve had a hidden video camera on her pussy since she was born. not everyone here is social enough to talk to women irl and flirt. you arent the demographic for the blackpill videos
>the fact that you clearly state it like u know for a fact shows how dumb u are
Let me repeat what I know. She could have, for some reason, lied about/faked
>her flustered reactions when I first touched her knees, shoulders, neck, thighs and so on
>her absolute ineptitude at kissing
>her telling me outright I was the first man she got interested in, multiple times
>her being pushed by her worried grandmother to finally date someone
>her worries and anxiety about the pain that may come with her first sex
>her bodily reactions to it.
But I just dont think its likely, at all.
She is 20 not 45, socially awkward and spent the time between 15 and 19 taking meds and living in isolation. It all checks out.
I dated a girl once. I know she was a virgin from her age , vagina, and her life as she was a family friend. That said she was a brilliant liar. I watched her lie to her family about me and what we were just doing, and had I not been just doing it I would have believed her.
This girl was younger and dumber than your girlfriend, this ability is something women have naturally.
You have to assume shes lying anyway and if you find her attractive inspite of this then it doesn't matter, but you shouldn't put value on something you can't prove.
I would have found her attractive anyways.
But I am 102 percent certain she was a virgin. She never portrayed it as something desirable or told me to my face, other than right before we both knew we would do it.
Its just what I gathered from behavioral and biographic clues. Not just a virgin, a completely untouched one.
A 20 year old fellow sperg being a virgin is not unlikely. He got lucky to get a younger girl, nearing 30 they are all burnt out roasties.
>from what I know
>unconfirmed natural vagina
Felt very natural to me, but I have little to compare it to. She may still be trans.
are you retarded? just look at it you cretin, can you feel the clit, does it get wet?
fuckin hell
Sarcasm retard. Google it.
> does it get wet
Very much so. She might have stained my blanket.
>University
It's over for us bros... I already graduated.
On adv, there is a sperg advising everyone who asks how to find a girlfriend to go to unversity again. Even if the OP is 40 and divorced, lol.
Everyone treats him like a clown, but maybe he has a point.
Got any of his posts? I might go for a masters degree.
His posts arent all that insightful, he basically spends a long time elaborating how you cannot approach women in any other IRL setting other than high school and university. He then lists topics you can talk about with women in education without seeming intrusive, which are fairly self-explanatory - how are your grades, which teachers do you dislike.
Create a thread similar to "Where to meet women" on adv, and watch him appear within seconds. He gets shit on by both normies and incels. Normies whining you can meet women anywhere and university isnt special, and incels whining how women in university will just form harems around college Chad.
What is his timezone? I don't want to make a thread while he is asleep.
No idea, dude, not THAT big of a fan of him. He goes by the monikers of schoolcel or universitycel. Best way to attract him is to mention the possibility of approaching women IRL anywhere but in education.
imagine being so fucking stupid that you need advice from some shizo on how to meet girls in school? It's not that fucking hard - you go to school; girls are forced to be there with you; you talk and then you fuck. that's it.
why are normies on this board act like the biggest problem for most of us is the opportunity to talk to girls?
I had many opportunities through my life to talk to them - from school, friends to hobbies but the problem was THEY WERE NOT ATTRACTED to me and no amount of talking about school and grades would change that.
It's that simple. Even today I can find ways to talk to girls but they just aren't attracted to me. Talking to them is not the fucking problem.
>you go to school; girls are forced to be there with you; you talk and then you fuck. that's it.
Does not work anymore for the median man.
>imagine being so fucking stupid that you need advice from some shizo on how to meet girls in school?
This is not what I need advice with. I need advice with how to talk to them and understand that they are hitting on me.
I was friends with some girls that were into me while I was in uni, but I ended up ghosted them because I pussied out.
>I need advice with how to talk to them
You talk to them about school, projects, grades, profesors, etc. and then you progress to light flirting.
>and understand that they are hitting on me.
this is quite obvious; if a girl likes you believe me you will know. even giga autists can't miss that.
>I was friends with some girls that were into me while I was in uni, but I ended up ghosted them because I pussied out.
you are Chad then.
shizo school advise comes from premise that girls are naturally attracted to you but you just need opportunity to talk to them - which is not true for 90% of this board.
I can safely say, with 100% certanity, that in 26 years of my life, not a single girl was attracted to me no matter how much 'I talked to them lmao'.
I am not a chad, I am 5'8 and have never gone to the gym.
I ended up creeping one of them out because I was a slob and she found me gross when she came to my drom room or something.
Anyway, even if I was a chad it would not matter, I still can't get in a relationship with one.
My life was most certainly better while I was in uni.
>I am not a chad
if you had at least one girl interested in you in your life you are a Chad. Period. Fuck off from this board.
>if you had at least one girl interested in you in your life you are a Chad
Anon, I ... Even most of the people calling themselves incel had a chance or two in life, they just blew it. Which is very easy to do.
>Even most of the people calling themselves incel had a chance or two in life, they just blew it.
I never had such a chance; not once.
"incel" has become a movement and aesthetic
the people who take charge in movements and define aesthetics are always highly socially adept
socially adept men aren't incels
so the paradox is well known incels will always be fakecels
Do you consider yourself genuinely ugly, or average? Is there anything instantly offputting and weird about your behavior?
does it even matter at this point? Idk honestly. I live normal life; job, home, sometimes friends, gym, hobbies, etc. I never had anything unpleasant happened to me cuz of my behaviour. Just a normal boring life.
As of ugliness? Idk rly; can't judge myself objectively
But what I can definitely say is that no girl ever showed even a slice of romantic interest; they hardly go beyond hello/small talk.
>does it even matter at this point?
Yeeees. Appearance kind of matters for sexual attraction, you know. Albeit its not the sole factor.
>But what I can definitely say is that no girl ever showed even a slice of romantic interest
It is rare for women to approach you first, it would usually indicate either you are a Chadlite minimum or they are slutty.
>Yeeees. Appearance kind of matters for sexual attraction, you know. Albeit its not the sole factor.
yeah i meant does it mater if I personally consider myself ugly or average? what does that change?
>It is rare for women to approach you first, it would usually indicate either you are a Chadlite minimum or they are slutty.
She does not have to approach me but at least give hints that she is into me. That sadly never happened.
I tried few times to just approach - was either straight up rejected or softly rejected.
I then asked my friends for advice and they said it's better not to approach girls unless you get signals. Well, I'm still waiting for those signals lmao.
Not OP, how do you define or recognize rejection? Chances are you are just overly sensitive to neutral clues.
If a girl says to you that she is not rly looking for a relationship at the moment and then you see on her socials a week later that she has a new boyfriend; what would you think? it's a textbook example of soft rejection.
Okay, yes, that is the textbook stereotypical rejection alrighty. Which types of girls did you approach, warm or cold?
>Which types of girls did you approach, warm or cold?
Both; warm approaches were from work mostly and cold clubs or pubs. I tried once in the gym and that was horrible lmao
>I then asked my friends for advice and they said it's better not to approach girls unless you get signals
Horrible advice guaranteeing you a permaincel existence, unless you are a Chad who gets approached by women first.
>Horrible advice guaranteeing you a permaincel existence, unless you are a Chad who gets approached by women first.
Ppl who gave me that advice had multiple girlfriends and I'm khhv so it was natural to trust them. I mean I tried to approach without signals and failed, so...
Normies and ESPECIALLY Chads have zero clue about how approaches work, because it just came to them naturally through genetics. They are not good advisors. They never thought about the whole process analytically.
whatever mate; its over for so I don't think about that much lately tbh
How old are you to have such thoughts? If you are younger than myself when I lost my KHHV status, I cannot take you seriously.
>How old are you to have such thoughts?
27 years old. part of the less than 5% crew,
Younger than me.
Werent there recent headlines about 62 percent of American young males being lonely and 30 percent sexless? Chances are, you are not even special anymore.
>things will just magically turn around when you turn X years!
lol if this was written few years ago I might believe you.
I have little else to tell other than I was LITERALLY in your situation literally half a year ago.
It did not happen magically. I escalated romantically with a girl that wasnt being romantic at first.
>I escalated romantically with a girl that wasnt being romantic at first.
already tried that; didn't work. next,. ..
With how many women?
I genuinely recommend you to post on some rateme thread on soc, or, if you are too afraid of harsh reactions, on a onions website like Reddit. The certainity on whether you are unattractive physically will allow you to narrow down the possible causes of nonstop rejection.
>I genuinely recommend you to post on some rateme thread on soc, or, if you are too afraid of harsh reactions, on a onions website like Reddit. The certainity on whether you are unattractive physically will allow you to narrow down the possible causes of nonstop rejection.
and what does that change? what if ppl rly tell me that I'm ugly? what's gonna change?
Certainity on what the hand you have been dealt is. Thats useful before you start playing with it.
>Thats useful before you start playing with it.
there is no 'start playing' with me. it's over. I'm done. I will just wait 'till 30 then rope.
And for the record, I don't really care whether I'm ugly or not. To be even more precise I don't give a fuck.
>here is no 'start playing' with me. it's over. I'm done. I will just wait 'till 30 then rope.
Good luck with that, dude. If you change your plans and want a girlfriend, then you appearance kind of matters a great lot and you should get certainity on how good or bad it is. If it really IS very bad, plastic surgery exists.
>If you change your plans and want a girlfriend, then you appearance kind of matters a great lot and you should get certainity on how good or bad it is. If it really IS very bad, plastic surgery exists.
nope; you won't convice me in your blackpill bullshit no matter how much you try homosexualt. never!
If you were truly indifferent towards your fate at this point, you would not be arguing with me and just rope silently.
Go, get facerated.
My mom said I'm pretty; that's the only rating I care about.
Wholesome, but theres a slight chance you want to attract women other than your mom as well.
and some random plebbit rating is gonna help me with that?
if no girl ever showed hints that means I'm ugly; I don't need a fucking plebbit retards to tell me that.
>and some random plebbit rating is gonna help me with that?
Yes, if its honest and not a circlejerk. r/amiuglybrutallyhonest is your friend.
>if no girl ever showed hints that means I'm ugly
Nah, thats just one of half a dozen possible reasons.
>Nah, thats just one of half a dozen possible reasons.
list two more?
Personality, smell, fashion sense or lack thereof, approach strategy, plain luck, haircut, fixable skin conditions (I actually had one, as it turns out, but never noticed it).
>asked my friends
>has friends
Leave, Chad normalfag
Being a true incel is very hard. It's fair that people are just going to disagree. A virgin is a virgin, mostly. People say go get laid but guys have to actually be in the mood.
Which means if you truly want to get laid, you need to stop jacking off, take some viagra, drink some alcohol and fuck someone gross. It may sound harsh but even pretty girls drink and fuck uggos sometimes.
Until then, until you tried that hard and fail, people will say you aren't a true incel
>Which means if you truly want to get laid, you need to stop jacking off, take some viagra, drink some alcohol and fuck someone gross. It may sound harsh but even pretty girls drink and fuck uggos sometimes.
I never took viagra but I did 90+ days of nofap and still couldn't score even in clubs. that was kind of my last attempt to change something.
Did you try getting ripped and doing a little coke? Also bring coke.
Also sometimes utilize sad boy technique. I know multiple guys who've mastered the faux sad loser pity me style. They do better than me ffs
OP here, I can 102 percent assure you NoFap is a meaningless meme.
The implication behind NoFap is that you somehow run out of sexual motivation if you masturbate, especially to porn. I used to pay some mild attention to it, as it low key makes sense - if you masturbate, you lower your horniness and therefore your motivation to pursue women IRL.
Now I have a girlfriend I found out horniness is literally an infinite resource as long as you are a young male. I can masturbate like five times a day to porn and still literally leak precum from seeing her face the next day.
The mere suggestion is something you have to "build up" or conserve sexual energy as a young male is laughable for me now. Horniness of young males is inifinite, the need for sex is like the need for air.
>OP here, I can 102 percent assure you NoFap is a meaningless meme.
For me it's not; I had more energy, better focus, more confidence etc. the meme part was girl attraction and pheromones, at least for me.
Maybe I will try it out, the way you make it sound. But I could only ever bear it with one cheat day per week or something.
that's the point; no cheating. you either do it 100% or don't. but since you have a girlfriend i don't see a reason why would you do it. I did it only in hope of getting a gf.
>i don't see a reason why would you do it
Because
>more energy, better focus, more confidence
sounds great.
And I am also struggling with keeping my coomer brain fog in check, partially precisely because I have a girlfriend and horniness from fantasies about her distracting me all the time. I still need to work and study, but my brain commands me to coom in her all the time.
I hate you and I'm happy for you at the same time. Weird.
Not weird. You feel happy for me because you recognize a fellow robot in me. You hate me because you recognize an alien normie in me. I am a bit of both now.
Dont hate me. I empathize with KHHVs approaching 30 to this day, as I remember exactly how it felt. I would love to help you, I just lack the tools except trying to make you forget the blackpill.
The Blackpill is a fundamental truth.
You cannot run form it.
Sounds more like you want to turn people into tax paying cucks.
No Pussy. No Work. No taxes.
>The Blackpill is a fundamental truth.
Which statements, in particular?
Appearance mattering in sexual attraction to some degree? I give you that, you wouldnt fuck a horse, either, even if it had the personality of a cute quirky girl.
Everything else is overblown. I am not a fit jaw outgoing Chadlite, I should have never gotten a pretty girlfriend who never had men before me. Yet, here we are.
>fit jaw
*fit, square
I never rly thought blacpill stuff is legit. even as a khhv. i personally saw all kinds of ppl in relationships. it's just cherry picking and retarded (blackpill)
What I now think is beyond blackpill; something like the blackpill of the blackpill - everything in life comes down to LUCK. if you don't have any luck its over.
>I never rly thought blacpill stuff is legit. even as a khhv.
I almost believed it out of despair. If I did, I would have stayed one forever.
>everything in life comes down to LUCK.
It does. Just that luck isnt as exclusive as the blackpill claims and Nonchads can get laid.
>I am not a chad, I am 5'8 and have never gone to the gym.
Handsome face? Otherwise I find it difficult to believe women were interested in you first.
>Handsome face?
I guess so, I do like how my face and hair look.
Stand tall, my short king.
>I need advice with how to talk to them and understand that they are hitting on me.
Thats not something schoolcel will be able to tell you. In his schizo mind, you go to school or unversity and your life suddenly IMPROOOVES.
Treat women like people, but eventually escalate by touching her. Not her privates, something else for starters.
Yeah, these were the kind of angry replies schoolcel was getting. But he has a point. There are two multipliers here - the amount of girls you meet and their attraction to you. Maximizing the first one still makes sense.
>it's just a numbers game bro!
lmao
Great movie. Incel rants ... incel rants never change.
Didnt he eventually get the girl at the end of the movie?
>Didnt he eventually get the girl at the end of the movie?
yes but RL is not like the movies sadly
OP here, I meant to say she's a biologically assigned man who discovered she's a woman, sorry for the confusion
Men dont have tiny hands and silky hair like that.
>OP here
No you arent and tranny jokes are lame, you tranny.
Good for you I guess kek.
It's still over for most of us.
Unless you are over 30, I dont take you seriously. As I was over 25 KHHV when I met her.
25 isn't young you wasted your entire youth being a wanker while everyone else was getting laid.
25 mentally ill uni dropout, there is no hope, and I don't care anymore, I'm just counting on Joe to keep pushing Putin and Xi so I can rest in bliss.
>25
You are a baby, give it some years.
>muh politics
Will never happen, unless you live in a dictatorship yourself, you will be very isolated from their deeds.
No it isn't you retard. Stop complaining and get your dick wet already. You're the same kind of person to give up on everything that doesn't goes your way.
I'm no David Goggins.
I accept defeat.
As I said before. You're too lazy work on your problems. Beta move.
This board is notorious for its Alphas.
Hope is the worst of all evils.
>Just get over 2 decades of hell bro!
>WAGMI
What constitutes these two decades in hell, you whiny homosexual?
>teen mom
>no dad
>abused and get threatened by other siblings dads
>always shy
>no friends since mid school
>isolated for over a decade
>develop schizo
>diagnosed with social anxiety
>drop out of uni after first psychotic episode
>try to get job, no one hires retards, shocking
Haha, guess I'll just hit the gym
Okay dude, your life really is rough. You want someone to talk to occasionally?
Depends how old you are. If I lose my virginity at 35 it changes nothing I will still be mad as fuck.
I am between 25 and 29. Yes, I regret the teen love I never had, but I am glad I dont have to live my 30s, 40s and so on as wizard.
It's not even about love since love is a meme. I missed out on prime pussy while I had my prime dick. Not to mention all that sexual frustration. Copers tell you to forget your past.
No, only a piece of shit forgets his past and pretends it never happened.
Regular sex was one of the least enjoyable of things we did so far. We suck at it.
Yes this has nothing to do with you being 25 and past your sexual prime. Yep it's totally because you suck at it. Keep practicing I bet it will get better as you age haha.
So you be saying I, with a body count of 1, are better at sex than a 36 year old Chad who has been pleasing women since he turned 16? Because I am younger? Eh. Retard opinion, even by LULZ standards.
>Keep practicing I bet it will get better
I never claimed it. From what I understood so far, being good at sex with a particular girl isnt about practice, its about communication.
I would have never guessed her fetishes and erogenous zones if she didnt outright tell me.
Sex is more enjoyable at 25 than 36 due to stronger hormones assuming every other variable is the same. Never said you should be better at sex learn to read you chimpanzee.
Which hormone in particular?
I cannot imagine being hornier than I am now. I feel like masturbating nonstop and I dont even need porn for it, just my memories of her.
You can still fuck younger girls just be handsome
I'm not handsome. And my dick is not the same as at 15. The hormones were on another level cumming felt amazing. Nowadays masturbation is not even a quarter of how it used to feel and it's only getting worse. I'm jaded as fuck too.
>just be handsome
This is what all relationship advice boils down to lmao.
what a retarded way to say you're 28. Just say it literally who cares man?
I could also be 27 and a half. Or 29.
I did not want to demotivate people older than myself so I left it vague.
(OP)
you were never a true robot, you were never one of us, you were just a failed normie
t. 38 year old virgin
I admit, 38 is pushing it and you are more of a truecel than I ever was, but you can feel mental pain from loneliness at any age, be it 51 or 21.
>but you can feel mental pain from loneliness at any age, be it 51 or 21.
Incomparable.
Once you start reaching the points of no return, mental pain gets amplified to the thousands.
What is that point of no return? If you made it to 22-23 as a virgin, thats already weird, but you are still most likely to lose it in a natural way over the rest of your life.
Theres not much of a difference between a 28 year old virgin and a 38 year old - statistically, both are outliers. Wizard is a very arbitrary marker.
>Theres not much of a difference between a 28 year old virgin and a 38 year old
>roughly 2.5% of people are virgins at age 25, but this drops to 0.5% by age 35.
that's a pretty huge difference if you ask me
These statistics count visiting whores from desparation as virginity loss, which makes them worthless from a blackpill perspective. Incels dont count sex (or even hugging, kissing, or anything) with prostitutes as loss of virginity.
>Once you start reaching the points of no return, mental pain gets amplified to the thousands.
How old are you to be saying this? Cause I am 33 and back when I was 25 I was suicidal. Now I don't even remember when I last had suicidal thoughts. And while I wouldn't describe myself as constantly smiling and happy I do enjoy my simple life and I am content with being alone.
Did you take meds, therapy, or what did change your mentality?
None of the above. I just got rejected by women enough times to give up. When I gave up I realized how I don't really have to do anything in my life except earn enough money not to starve. And all the stress and sadness went away.
What do you think caused your rejection? Uglycel, heighcel, mentalcel? How many women were you rejected by and how did you approach them, warm or cold?
Well, pick one, either was a truecel at my age already, or I never was.
Nigga you made this thread yesterday and you didn't explain how you met.
If I walked on to campus right now there wouldn't be a girl near by.
If i walked up to the nearest girl and said something she would reply and the conversation would end.
If I persisted she would call for help to get rid of me.
Saying you met her at university is a stupid answer that doesn't help anyone.
>Nigga you made this thread yesterday and you didn't explain how you met.
Yes, I was too tired and close to sleep to answer properly, sorry.
I studied the most incel filled major of them all, a computer science related field. But even there, there were girls. Autistic ones, but biological girls, some were even pretty.
We did a mandatory group exercise together with three other randoms and connected. It helped greatly we share a common migration background and that she just entered university, while I already had experience and could explain things to her.
Surprisingly many computer science students actually date each other, because they are too autistic to get along with and date other majors. I see very cute girls with average, fairly autistic dudes in my faculty.
You know you out competed the other nerds right.
When I was in engineering there was one girl in the class and you could see the men posturing over her. Half the class couldn't help themselves.
Yes, women in STEM and other nerdy domains drown in attention, but somehow in my CompSci program, the gender disbalance is not THAT bad. Probably, because its not pure CompSci, but something a bit trendier. Its like 35 percent girls, 65 percent guys.
>there was one girl in the class
Was she at least smart or pretty or just because she had a biological vagina?
There were two girls in the class of I want to say 30, maybe less. One of them was a pretty ugly black girl, not ghetto at all though and very nerdy,she had maybe 2 orbiters.
The other one looked very pretty, in a normal setting you might notice her but in class it was like she had a spot light on her.
The rest of the class was a mix of nerds and grown men.
As far as smarts Idk, I never worked with her. She had a smart face I guess.
Yes, doing certain majors is like dodging women on purpose and many STEM majors are like that. I guess I got lucky with my major, which, while related to STEM, still had a nonzero share of girls.
>The other one looked very pretty, in a normal setting you might notice her but in class it was like she had a spot light on her.
My condolences. If she was also genuinely smart and/or nerdy, the men in your class basically had no choice but to fall for her without standing a chance.
>If I walked on to campus right now there wouldn't be a girl near by.
Maths major?
The real blackpill begins when she dumps you for a better option.
According to TRVE BLVCKPILLED incels, sex with women who chose to be with another men before you is worthless, and thats all other men will get from her from now on.
So theres that. If you preach your retarded worldview, then preach it to the end. Roastie = worthless, amirite blackpill bros?
My blackpilled view is different as in women will always be whores no matter what so stop caring about virginity, enjoy your turn, and legalize sex work.
A virgin girl is not a whore by definition though.
You say this mockingly but its true. I think though this doesn't mean absolutes, but rather that she shouldnt be as valued.
Like if a girl has had sex with other men instead of you that she should charge you less if nothing for having sex with you. Maybe even paying you for the time. To make up for the injustice.
She won't though, she'll hold it against you that you weren't chad and that she chose to have sex with him. This is the problem.
>but rather that she shouldnt be as valued.
Then I should be glad I took a girls virginity, shouldnt I?
I would still trade this fact for the ability to connect with other women easily, even if they had partners before. As long as they arent keen about casual sex.
You are sarcastic but the "dog chasing a car mentality" is one of the two biggest problems with incels. Preoccupation with finding a gf blinds them to the fact that when you find one you are faced with possibly even bigger problems.
>Preoccupation with finding a gf blinds them to the fact that when you find one you are faced with possibly even bigger problems
For example?
Her cheating on you. Her becoming bored and leaving you. Her eating up your free time and money. Her lying to you and manipulating you much easier then she would usually with a better adjusted normie. Her shittesting you. Your mental state still being the exact same shit it was before you met her or at best it improving from forming a dependance on her.
Yeah, but all of those are experienced by non-Chad normies as well and none of those are comparable to never having experienced a womans touch in your life.
I honestly prefer to be a virgin I am than being manipulated by a woman who is pretending to love me but just wants my money. Relationships with a woman as non-chad are too adversarial for my taste.
Your view of relationships as being driven by money may be true after 35 or something, but in college, no one has money (except millionaire kids) and everyone still fucks.
>everyone
Yes every woman and chads fuck indeed.
Every normie, Chad, Brad and women. 80 percent or so of males lost their virginity by 25, which is after college.
Men who have many sex partners are just as (un)happy as male virgins.
>body count of 1 makes you the happiest
Perhaps those normie fairytales about soulmates arent fairytales at all?
yeah her being a virgin is also a larp, just to placate your insecurity of being a virgin loser
she's likely fucked other guys
you got laid at college, during your prime youth years
its not a magical thing , and your problems arent solved. she will leave you and you will have nothing/ be nothing. and youll cope about it
good job on having sex? every normie does it every fucking day of the week . you probably settled for an ugly mentally ill fat chick
>just to placate your insecurity of being a virgin loser
She asked about my body count only after we did it, I said two (three counting her). Nothing about me says virgin loser. My colleagues always assumed I have girlfriends and she assumed I had other girls texting me at multiple points. No idea why.
>its not a magical thing , and your problems arent solved. she will leave you and you will have nothing/ be nothing. and youll cope about it
This is all very true. It did not solve my mental issues, other than worrying about becoming a wizard.
>ugly mentally ill fat chick
She is mentally ill to an extent, but very, VERY far from fat and ugly. A normie acquitance (not to be confused with normie friends, I have none) of mine told me he would kill for a girl like her once he saw her WhatsApp profile photo.
Lmao someone is salty. The hair on OPs girl alone makes her somewhat pretty already and you can see she is not fat.
>having hair means you are pretty
nice coping skills there bro
uh huh. im sure you totally trust and believe everything a whore who slept with you so soon.
women rarely if ever speak the truth. youll learn in time. you're just being manipulated for maximum retention right now, you'll find out she was fucking another dude the day before or day after, and nothing you did was important to her. you were just another guy in her long list of guys
Thanks for helping me to understand my girlfriend, anon.
>I ascended recently
I just masturbated into a dirty sock while looking at Facebook pics of my ex therapists legal teen daughter
Congratulations. I sometimes masturbated to my very first therapist, she was a fit late 20s Spanish woman.
She also preached to me how being shy as a man isnt bad while being married a stereotypical Chad lol.
>lost my virginity
what a stupid retard
now you can't be king of robots
so gtfo normie scam
t. 30 yo incel
You make it sound like fun, but I was extremely scared of ever becoming a wizard.
>t. 30 yo incel
Hail the king!
why do you keep making this thread every day? is there a reason?
Its the second time. Last thread died prematurely because I went to sleep.
He is better than all of us now.
He wants the world to know.
Anon please, even LULZ is full with turbonormies with double digit body counts now.
Also, I genuinely believe if you are for now a virgin but dont have crippling social anxiety like myself, you have a potentially much better life ahead.
He's a very late blooming normalhomosexual and wants to convince himself he didn't miss out in his youth (he did and he's coping)
I readily accept having missed out on my teens. But I am not a normalhomosexual.
To laugh at blackpill doomer fags.
Let me guess, just kinda taking a shot in the dark here. You're white and at least 5'10? Wow... Daring today aren't we?
I am 6 foot, white skinned but not white.
The idea being white gives you a bonus is retarded, most incel school shooters are whiter than bread.
>6 feet
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. GO FUCK YOURSELF
Oh noes normie problems
You were here yesterday, fuck off homosexual
I fell asleep during the thread lol.
>I fell asleep during the thread lol
Do you ever think about getting help for your lying problem?
I literally wrote I am going to sleep yesterday.
Nice motherfucking larp. Post pics
Same scene, different angle.
Your dick on her face + timestamp
>Your dick on her face
Forget it, fag.
>timestamp
This Sunday.
>This Sunday.
Based fuck her hard
Actually, we meet Saturday, but I wont have time for LULZ shitposts, time with her is too precious.
she looks feminine petite i would say .....i that right ...
Yes, she is 5 foot 4 and weights just 108 lbs. Her interests are weirdly masculine, however.
>pre - marital sex
Disgusing degenerate
most girls are also invisible and lots of them dont even have or dont care about social media, the tricks is that you will never see those types online, you actually have to meet them through work or hobbies irl
I think alot of guys get hung up on those staceys with 500 orbiters and then get mad when they dont make the cut suddenly
>most girls are also invisible and lots of them dont even have or dont care about social media
imagine being this fucking delusional lol
can you post more pics of her please, also do you touch her private parts, what's her reaction?
>can you post more pics of her please
Only because you asked me nicely.
I really love how she likes big books about difficult topics, and her dark hair and the contrast against her pale skin.
>also do you touch her private parts, what's her reaction
L-lewd.
what are you doing rn with her? does she enjoy being touched everywhere by you?
>what are you doing rn with her
I wrote that I lost my virginity with her, so ... everything? That isnt depraved.
>does she enjoy being touched everywhere by you
She permits it without restraint at this point, which is sweet, because she used to get flustered by neck kisses initially.
As for what she enjoys, its counterintuitive. Men assume womens erogenous zones mirror theirs, but thats not completely true. They dont like if you go straight for their privates before warmup.
good job buddy
>If I ever took the demoralizing blackpill memes on this website seriously, then I would not have gotten to this point.
yep
>good job buddy
Thanks. But its not like I worked hard and self-improved or something, I just didnt let myself get demoralized.
I ascended last year, it felt great
then she dumped me and I descended hard, lost all the self confidence that I'd built up
be careful!
How long did you date, were there any giveaways she will dup you?
Your initials are the plural of blowjobs in initial form.
Captcha: WWWNTV
BJs? These are not my initials, they are AS.
DON'T GET LAID
if you do just do it once. You may think it makes you a person. Especially if you have kids. You'll compare yourself like wow before I got laid I wasn't even a person. But you were. Or at least you could have been. I guess it's kinda 'fake' if you act like a boss but ur a virgin. But I could've gotten laid. I could've banged a scrub or maybe even better but I just didn't. I was busy in honors classes surrounded by real Christians. Fast forward to being totally fucked and still a virgin.. really I blame fucking actually liking some chick who of course was a whore.. but my confidence just dropped. I ended up banging some hoe and it was like borat king of da castle I felt good about myself, but I guess that agitated her so she had to just be toxic af and long story short my best friend died.
Getting laid will make you ten times more of a shell. Incels hate women but they don't even fucking know how right they are. I thought I knew. I thought, uh any of these bitches I'll end up dead or in jailo lol well I ended up in jail and my friend is dead so there you go
>but I guess that agitated her so she had to just be toxic af and long story short my best friend died.
what
Idk dude. It's happened twice again I think I just attract psychos. I can't blame people for changing when I change. I was I guess just quiet at first. I was maybe taco from the league. We had some good times alone and then trying to just like hang out with my friends and have fun... nope. I won't ever know exactly what it was it was legit weird. She became super hateful.
Calm down and try to explain how your friend died. Unless its bait.
Lmao sorry I didn't know what part you were confused about. My gf had a junkie ex which idk mattered, my friend started dating a junkie. This was the issue supposedly. Except another one of my friends was a junkie and she hated him too but only because he kissed her once? Idk. He was allowed in the house even though he was still using. But she banned my other friend. Well he I guess got on the junk too. He told his gf he'd get on it and then they'd get off it together or some shit.
I live in Ohio btw everyone dies from junk here he's not even the only friend I've lost but it was just kinda messed up because truly she hated him already, found a reason. And that reason wasn't that good imo. My friend was needy/neglected whatever had a bad childhood etc and my thinking is. If you care about someone and they get on junk, you don't ghost them. That just ensures they will die. He died just like Chris Farley a fat dumb retard whose girl just fucking up and left as he was oding
Horrible reading this dude. You portray drugs and drug related deaths like the most normal occurence in the world. Glad I live in Poorrope and not in Midwest America.
>My friend was needy/neglected whatever had a bad childhood etc and my thinking is. If you care about someone and they get on junk, you don't ghost them. That just ensures they will die
So what you wanna say is she purposefully neglected him so he overdoses, or what?
>virgin girlfriend
That's what she told you
She was literally fearful of her first penetration to the point of insisting I use lube. But whatevs make you sleep at night.
I feel bad for you
Originally
That's nice anon. I also think it's best to disregard blackpill demoralization stuff, but I'm a handsome sex haver, so I recognize life is different for me and I'm just socially awkward and a bit of a loner
>I'm a handsome sex haver
So you prove the blackpill by getting laid despite having an unattractive (to women, not that I dislike introverts personally) personality.
If I recall from last thread, you are 6ft and have some age difference with your gf. Does she see you as a daddy figure?
>you are 6ft
What is it with Americans and thinking that is special. I live in Europe, everyone and their mom are 6 foot here.
>Does she see you as a daddy figure?
No. I am indeed older than her, but I look young, like 23 visually, cant even grow proper stubble. We seem like a same age couple visually. And I am still a student. Theres nothing daddy about me, honestly.
Because we are midgets here. I've got black Irish blood in me which makes me rather short (5'8). So yeah nagger you're tall to me.
I thought for a moment that maybe that was the case, guess not. I don't need to tell you to be thankful for your youthful looks. Better young and healthy than bald and wrinkly
All and all, good job on the find, try and keep her
>Because we are midgets here
I get it, its difficult to wrap my head around American realities when I never was there. But I just never got how 6 feet is supposed to be special living in Poorrope.
>I don't need to tell you to be thankful for your youthful looks.
Its a double edged sword. With 15, no one was attracted to me, because I looked 12. With 18, 14 year old girls at the very best.
Now I seemed to hit the sweet spot when 18-21 year olds are attracted to me.
>All and all, good job on the find, try and keep her
Thanks, I will try my best. I am fearful of her leaving me. But even if it happens, I will forever be grateful I have a bodycount different from 0. And with a pretty, previously untouched girlfriend at that, which is better than losing it to a drunk random.
Did you fuck her ass yet?
Yikes dude, just yikes.
Firstly, we are still figuring out how to do vanilla sex right. She never even remotely orgasmed from it so far, only from whats considered foreplay.
Secondly, why would you even think about that disgusting sodomy when nature gave you a self lubricating, tight, warm hole made to cum into.
Oh look it's this retard again. Do you have the contact info for a single female or are you here to be a homosexual?
Now I just saw this message.
Its pointless. I live on a different continent than 99 percent from you and what would you even do with said contact. Make a Facebook account, you will see thousands of women contacts.
>Failed normalfag, who the blackpill never applied to, finds success
>Felt the need to brag about it to anonymous posters
Nonsensical, meaningless joke ending.
I am no normalfag. I literally had and still have zero friends other than my girlfriend and will return to a life of social isolation if she disappears from it, just somewhat more content.
The blackpill claims things like
>women wont approach you unless you are gigachad
>there are no smart women with interesting hobbies
>if you are a KHHV after 25, you are guaranteed to die one
>virgin girls dont exist after kindergarden
>you need to behave like an abusive asshole to make girls attracted to you
Which, as I found out, are ALL false.
>I am no normalfag
Not only are you a normalfag, you're a fucking liar on top of it
>Retarded strawman
Is this bait? Go spend some time with your girlfriend and enjoy life instead of trying to brag to random internet strangers about it.
>Not only are you a normalfag
No. Cyborg or failed normie at best.
Normalfags have
>a body count around 5 by age 30
>a history of year-long relationships
>tons of platonic friends
>confidence and attitude to make new ones at any time
I have zero of that.
>Retarded strawman
I read all of these statements, literally, on this board. And if I believed a single one of them, I would be too demoralized to pursue a relationship with my girlfriend. The blackpill is poison.
>failed normie
Which is what I called you, see;
>Failed normalfag, who the blackpill never applied to, finds success
you borderline illiterate egomaniac.
>Thinks he gets to define these things as if he's some grand authority
I'm honestly shocked you can type considering how hard your inhaling your own ass stench.
>I read all of these statements, literally, on this board.
Wow, really? That's great, but much like how you aren't some arbiter of what a "normalfag" is, random /LULZ/ users who are probably underaged don't get to define what what the "blackpill" is. Literally go do ANYTHING else but brag on the internet.
>Which is what I called you, see;
Okay, sorry, I genuinely missed the failed part. I am a failed normalfag or cyborg.
>That's great, but much like how you aren't some arbiter of what a "normalfag" is, random /LULZ/ users who are probably underaged don't get to define what what the "blackpill" is.
Neither do you alone, my dude.
>brag
Lol. Lmao. No matter what I do in life now, the fact I made it to almost 30 as a KHHV means I am excluded from bragging about that aspect of my life. It will forever be a source of shame. Even on LULZ, there are tons of normalfags who could ridicule me.
>I'm not bragging
>now let me go on bragging about my girlfriend and how hot I find her and how much I love her
So do you just hate robots? Or is stroking your ego just that damn appealing to you?
>how hot I find her and how much I love her
Because THAT is what I always heard from blackpill fags the moment I told them I found a girlfriend.
>lmao she must be fat
>lmao she must be ugly
>lmao she must have had a bodycount of 6453534
Unless I get these assumptions out of the way, I cannot refute the blackpill narrative with my example.
>So do you just hate robots
No, I was a robot for most of my life. I hate normies to this day, refuse to be called one.
>and still have zero friends
Not having friends alone does not make you a robot. Clearly you weren't a robot to begin with if you have a GF; you always had the potential.
I was a robot until proven otherwise. Now, I am no longer a robot. But neither a normie.
>you always had the potential
Anyone could have the potential to ascend one day as well.
We need to establish this for this homosexual,
We don't care about your girlfriend anon. Let us know when you have the contact information of a single woman so we might have a girlfriend
>Let us know when you have the contact information of a single woman so we might have a girlfriend
I can give you the phone number of my mummy.
Seriously though, what makes you believe a random contact would help you.
Better than you humble bragging "oh bro I'm only 6 ft tall haha."
If you are truly a Robot you will have actual tangible help. Not this gaslighting bullshit.
Tell your girlfriend you have single friends in discord who want a gf.
>oh bro I'm only 6 ft tall haha
Thats literally the default in this part of the world, dumb American, its like being named John and thinking you are special. And I only ever mentioned my height because Ive been harassed to do so, zero mentions in the OP.
>Tell your girlfriend you have single friends in discord who want a gf.
She is almost as much of a weirdo as myself and her few female friends are mostly fembots. No, not the attractive kind of fembot, the kind even incels would avoid.
so you were a chad/normie all along. not a true robot. the blackpill exists for real robots. gtfo normie/chad homosexual
I never claimed to be a robot, I agree nonvirgins who had at least one serious romantic relationship cannot be robots.
I am no normie either, however. Failed normie, cyborg, whatevs. I am between worlds.
It sounds nice but you were also tall which makes me lose hope.
God are you Americans retarded.
6 foot in Western Europe is what 5 foot 9 is in the USA. I am not short alright, but I am not tall either, I have the default setting NPC height.
I am not american. Women liking tall men isn't only an american thing.
But I am average here in Europe.
in what fucking country? The average at most in any country is around 6ft.
I don't even think 6ft is average in any country. That's above average in all european countries.
You said she has unusual erogenous zones, what does that mean?
I mostly meant women arent as genital-centric as men, who only want their penis to be touched and care little about the rest.
But unusual is how much she gets off feet massages. I am not a footfag, so I wouldnt have paid her feet much attention, but shes just THAT into it.
I meant she's a transwoman, sorry for not clarifying.
She's going to cheat on you with chad within a year lol
I thought Chad is only interested in untouched virgin girls, and she isnt one any longer.
Chad prefers experienced women. Who the fuck told you that
Yikes. Glad I am not Chad and got to experience all her firsts, then.
>Chad prefers experienced women
Lmao. For pump and dump perhaps. He marries a virgin or close to that.
Men are twice as likely to cheat, projecting fag.
Whats the most erotic thing you have done?
Eh, sex?
I mean, the most sexually intense.
Probably leaving a love bite on her inner thigh.
We never did anything you might see in commercial porn.
No Pussy. No work. No taxes. Get bent cuck.