34 thoughts on “I am become brown boots, destroyer of fits.

  1. Anonymous says:

    Only in London and only because they’re seen as being too rural
    We call them shit-kickers for their resemblance to cowboy boots

      • Anonymous says:

        1) shit kicker refers to boots you’d wear to muck horse stalls, since you literally kick piles of shit as you walk through the bedding
        2) kicking someone with steeltoe boots will hurt you more than them. Have you ever stubbed your toe in steeltoes? Theyre meant to protect from blades or dropping something heavy on your feet

        • Anonymous says:

          You absolutely would not wear steel toes working with horses. If the horse steps on your foot it’ll bend the steel into your foot and cut your toes off. You either wear composite, which cracks and breaks, or nothing so you only get crush injuries and not an amputation.

          • Anonymous says:

            That’s why steel-toes are becoming less popular. Less chances of getting stabbed in a worse-case case scenario and a lot less electrical conductivity in comp-toe boots.

          • Anonymous says:

            Never said you should, And Ive never seen anyone who had. Its always gumboots or your old westerns. Who cleans stalls with the horse still in them?

          • Anonymous says:

            >If the horse steps on your foot it’ll bend the steel into your foot and cut your toes off
            >this stupid boomer meme again

            there has literally never been a case of this happening. also, you severely underestimate the strength of steel

          • Anonymous says:

            this, also by what physics calculation these morons derived that the steel toe bends perfectly like a guillotine onto your toes.

          • Anonymous says:

            this, also by what physics calculation these morons derived that the steel toe bends perfectly like a guillotine onto your toes.

            its a typical day 1 new tradesman excuse on why they didn’t wear steel toes to the jobsite

    • Anonymous says:

      "New boots. What do you think?"
      "Woah. Very nice. Take a look."
      "Picked them up from the cobbler’s yesterday."
      "Good coloring."
      "That’s Smoke. And the fit is something called Parkhurst Rail."
      "Parkhurst Rail?"
      "It is very cool, Bateman. But that’s nothing. Look at this."
      "That’s very nice."
      "Tan, with Truman ’79 fit. What do you think?"
      "Nice."
      "Jesus. That is really super. How’d a nitwit like you cop something so tasteful?"
      [‘I can’t believe that Price prefers McDermont’s boot to mine.’]
      "But wait. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Raised laces, pale oakstreet, distressed."
      "…Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Owen’s card."
      [‘Look at that subtle Whites MP coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has cuff eyelets…’]

    • Anonymous says:

      yeah fellow redditors we prefer YUMMY black boots! They are both classic and timeless but badass like my favorite Marvel and Star Wars heroes

  2. Anonymous says:

    Anyone obsessing like this over minute differences in boots are r*ddit tier gays.
    Stay in the boot containment thread please, you are like the watchfags, adult babies.

  3. Anonymous says:

    If you can’t pull off brown boots, then you have 0 sense of style and should stick to staying indoors and surviving off uber eats. Don’t let the world see you!

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