I am become brown boots, destroyer of fits.

I am become brown boots, destroyer of fits.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only in London and only because they're seen as being too rural
    We call them shit-kickers for their resemblance to cowboy boots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit-kickers are steel toes you mong, they're meant for kicking someone's shit in

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        1) shit kicker refers to boots you'd wear to muck horse stalls, since you literally kick piles of shit as you walk through the bedding
        2) kicking someone with steeltoe boots will hurt you more than them. Have you ever stubbed your toe in steeltoes? Theyre meant to protect from blades or dropping something heavy on your feet

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You absolutely would not wear steel toes working with horses. If the horse steps on your foot it’ll bend the steel into your foot and cut your toes off. You either wear composite, which cracks and breaks, or nothing so you only get crush injuries and not an amputation.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That’s why steel-toes are becoming less popular. Less chances of getting stabbed in a worse-case case scenario and a lot less electrical conductivity in comp-toe boots.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Never said you should, And Ive never seen anyone who had. Its always gumboots or your old westerns. Who cleans stalls with the horse still in them?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >If the horse steps on your foot it’ll bend the steel into your foot and cut your toes off
            >this retarded boomer meme again

            there has literally never been a case of this happening. also, you severely underestimate the strength of steel

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              this, also by what physics calculation these morons derived that the steel toe bends perfectly like a guillotine onto your toes.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              this, also by what physics calculation these morons derived that the steel toe bends perfectly like a guillotine onto your toes.

              its a typical day 1 new tradesman excuse on why they didn't wear steel toes to the jobsite

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        LARPer GTFO

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Say what homo

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody post their full pic in these boots

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was wondering why these boots were this ugly then I read the filename.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thursdays not even once

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "New boots. What do you think?"
      "Woah. Very nice. Take a look."
      "Picked them up from the cobbler's yesterday."
      "Good coloring."
      "That's Smoke. And the fit is something called Parkhurst Rail."
      "Parkhurst Rail?"
      "It is very cool, Bateman. But that's nothing. Look at this."
      "That's very nice."
      "Tan, with Truman '79 fit. What do you think?"
      "Nice."
      "Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you cop something so tasteful?"
      ['I can't believe that Price prefers McDermont's boot to mine.']
      "But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Raised laces, pale oakstreet, distressed."
      "...Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Owen's card."
      ['Look at that subtle Whites MP coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has cuff eyelets...']

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't make the Paul Allen / Parkhurst Allen joke

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No brown in town

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about brown desert boots
    I need something for a smart casual-ish attire

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brown boots have reached a level of fit destruction that was never previously thought possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah fellow redditors we prefer YUMMY black boots! They are both classic and timeless but badass like my favorite Marvel and Star Wars heroes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, it's better to wear nothing at all than to be caught in public wearing brown boots.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold plebeians

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just buy 700$ boots with a giant womans heel. Why do you need 3E just get D bro.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like brown boots. Black boots are for tryhards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cucked

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black boots are for girls and twinks. mmm yummy vinyl

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone obsessing like this over minute differences in boots are r*ddit tier homosexuals.
    Stay in the boot containment thread please, you are like the watchfags, adult babies.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what unholy amalgamation of meme images is this abomination?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        from the yesstyle days almost 10 years ago now

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't pull off brown boots, then you have 0 sense of style and should stick to staying indoors and surviving off uber eats. Don't let the world see you!

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