I am 26 years old and have never even held a girl's hand
I will never mating press a beautiful, ovulating woman who loves me with all her heart and explode inside her fertile pussy while we embrace and she passionately kisses me and is overwhelmed by the indescribable euphoria of knocking her up
I am an utter failure as a human being and I don't deserve to live
You ever notice how women's genitals are much darker than men's
I know picrel is probably a different race but still
Also, what is the sauce?
T
Hey we're the same age. It's rough out here. My younger sister is married, my peers are getting married. I'm just twiddling my thumbs going through the motions of school and work. Pain.
I've been a neet since high school
I've never even had a job and didn't go to college
my life is so fucking over
I'm just hugging a stuffed lizard I had sex with when I was like 10 and listening to sleeping girlfriend ASMR after cumming several times since waking up when I spent all night yesterday playing eroge
I can't fucking take this anymore
I just drown my brain in pleasure chemicals and feel myself becoming more stupid since I started smoking weed too
I just want to breed and be loved by someone I don't care about anything else
>he didn't even post a webm
I will save this plapthread
I am 27 years old and have never even held a girl's hand. It doesn't bother me
>this angle
You guys like looking at man ass. You like to look directly into his butthole. Homos.
>he is looking at the ass
Lole
you never will with that mindset lmfao
too much pornography anon, the more you watch the less the chances.
no one wants a dude who cannot even get hard.
you can still make it back if you stop doing porn and focus on stuff of higher values or anything to keep your mind off of it.
>tfw have done as much but it wasn't out of love or passionate desire, she just wanted to get pregnant to have a kid and nothing else
bad feel
that's literally my fetish wtf
how do I do that without paying child support
Find a girl who wants it and doesn't want you to have any involvement after. In my case it was a fembot, she ghosted me after
you didn't answer my question
how the fuck do I find this
Start on here, that's what I did. Be on the lookout for anything fembot related, eventually you may get lucky
I only come to this board when I'm really depressed
and there are no girls on the internet
Guess you'll never experience it then, with that attitude.
>I am an utter failure as a human being and I don't deserve to live
Wow cool it with the insults pal
>I am 26 years old and have never even held a girl's hand
Lmfao
>be me
>28
>have mating pressed plapped fiance and creampied many times
>still feel empty
It doesn't matter because I'll never have a threesome. Everyone wants different things anon.
I think I can help you out here fellow anon.
Lmao look at the virgin guy. Hahaha!
die painfully normalfags
that guy has a beautiful butthole
what does cumming inside a girl feel like
Feels good man if you're not into her
If you love her, best feeling you can experience
why am I not able to experience this when everyone else has
Not everyone gets to win in life, sorry
My wife only allows me to cum inside, she hates clean up
Like this anon
said if its with a woman who loves you its almost a religious experience. Bonus points is that when I start to cum, it always makes her cum along with me. I got lucky as fuck to find someone I can do that with.
Get a hooker
> You can't cum inside them
You'd be very surprised.
> You can't impegnate them they are on BC
Once again you'd be surprised
Unironically got a SEA prostitute pregnant now Ive got a kid in Pattaya running around somewhere lol
Got a stripper with a pseudo fiance I suggested hypothetically impregnating her and her passing it off as his... she was all for it. Didn't do it but my God she was turned on...
Working girls are fucking wild
Whoever said never stick your dick in crazy was a fucking simp lmao
People who think working girls are all about money (some are but its a minority) haven't actually dealt with them. If they are doing it for money they will insist on a condom and ride you with dead eyes at best (and these tend to be drug addicts)... but that isn't how it ussually goes.
I don't know how to get a hooker when they're illegal, I don't drive, and live with my parents
Strip clubs.
> Don't drive in the US
You need to drive...
You are going to get anon killed. You don't go around asking strippers for sex at a strip club.
Strippers get asked for sex all the time. The worst they will do is say no or try to scam him...
The bouncers are going to take anon out back and beat the shit out of him.
You've never been to a strip club. Bouncers beating up customers going to strip clubs looking to get laid is bad for the strip clubs business.
You either transmaxx
or hire a sexual worker
your only options left
During vaginal sex (penetration), the penis goes into the vagina. The vaginal walls are made of soft tissue that molds around a penis, fingers, tampons, or other object placed there. The length of the vagina varies, but it's not "endless." The vagina stops at the cervix, a button-shaped entrance to the uterus (womb).
>mating press
They only have this at elite luxury gyms.
how do I stop thinking about sex and women all of the fucking time
I'm tired of being miserable and lonely
Stop watching porn
Stop masturbating
literally impossible original
Impossibru?
You racking disciprine!
sometimes i sit on my hand until i can't feel it but instead of jacking off with it i interlock it's fingers with my other hand and pretend it's someone else holding my hand