Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!

Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gold is a very valuable commodity indeed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please excuse me. I couldn't help but notice that your definition of "god" wildly differs from my own.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you breath in that?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Fr*nkoids look like THAT?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate krauts who disagree with me, but I hate other countries even more.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay Byzbros where are your gold busts?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >we were kings!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, lets give this guy all our money, he seems legit. Praise Jesus and the Pope in Rome.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very nice let's see Constantine VI's golden bust.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Incredible. I must now give all my money to the pope.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Check it out I turned myself into Golden statue,
    IM GOLDEN STATUE CHARLEMAGNE
    Funniest shit I ever saw

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss KC...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KC and Ylilauta are the unsung heroes of the internet community

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      KC and Ylilauta are the unsung heroes of the internet community

      Think of all the Brends we lost over time....like piss in the rain

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With inflated egos, they decided to declare war against the whole world. The Germans fought this war quite seriously, exterminating anyone in their path and using all sorts of underhanded tricks. They were dead-set on world domination.

    But the rest of the world wasn't taking it so seriously. They could have easily exterminated the Germans, had they stooped half as low as them. But, as humanists, they didn't want to deprive future generations from observing one of nature's most hilarious mistakes. Trenches were built along a general area. Within, all the territory was declared a German reservation. Where Germans could upkeep their unique customs and "culture".

    The German "war machine" was dead in its tracks. Infuriated and with no way to show the relevance of their "war machine", they committed dastardly actions (that became a German tradition): They hurt defenseless people. They aimed their weapons at civilians. Their biggest mistake was the sinking of a civilian American Ship.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frank's were Germanic moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Frank's
      Possessive
      >Germanic
      Germanic does not equal German

      You're just buttmad that you don't have a gold bust and your servile instincts bow to those who do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >possessive
        Yes autocorrect
        >Germanic doesn't equal German
        So why say something with all sorts of moronic implications? He ruled over far more than Saxons and other tribes from what is now Germany.
        >bow to those who do
        You're fricking weird

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You're fricking weird
          You're seething at one of the oldest memes on the board homie

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Least autistic kraut

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Germany went to war against the entire world and lost. This is obviously the israeli people's fault!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I, a German, hate America because of their vile desire for peace and forgiveness. Every night I go out to our secret ammunition factories to prepare for our 3rd buck breaking.

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