Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!
Howdy, germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of gold!
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Gold is a very valuable commodity indeed.
Please excuse me. I couldn't help but notice that your definition of "god" wildly differs from my own.
Can you breath in that?
Damn Fr*nkoids look like THAT?
I hate krauts who disagree with me, but I hate other countries even more.
Okay Byzbros where are your gold busts?
>we were kings!
holy shit, lets give this guy all our money, he seems legit. Praise Jesus and the Pope in Rome.
Very nice let's see Constantine VI's golden bust.
Incredible. I must now give all my money to the pope.
Check it out I turned myself into Golden statue,
IM GOLDEN STATUE CHARLEMAGNE
Funniest shit I ever saw
I miss KC...
KC and Ylilauta are the unsung heroes of the internet community
Think of all the Brends we lost over time....like piss in the rain
With inflated egos, they decided to declare war against the whole world. The Germans fought this war quite seriously, exterminating anyone in their path and using all sorts of underhanded tricks. They were dead-set on world domination.
But the rest of the world wasn't taking it so seriously. They could have easily exterminated the Germans, had they stooped half as low as them. But, as humanists, they didn't want to deprive future generations from observing one of nature's most hilarious mistakes. Trenches were built along a general area. Within, all the territory was declared a German reservation. Where Germans could upkeep their unique customs and "culture".
The German "war machine" was dead in its tracks. Infuriated and with no way to show the relevance of their "war machine", they committed dastardly actions (that became a German tradition): They hurt defenseless people. They aimed their weapons at civilians. Their biggest mistake was the sinking of a civilian American Ship.
Frank's were Germanic retard
>Frank's
Possessive
>Germanic
Germanic does not equal German
You're just buttmad that you don't have a gold bust and your servile instincts bow to those who do
>possessive
Yes autocorrect
>Germanic doesn't equal German
So why say something with all sorts of retarded implications? He ruled over far more than Saxons and other tribes from what is now Germany.
>bow to those who do
You're fucking weird
>You're fucking weird
You're seething at one of the oldest memes on the board nigga
Least autistic kraut
Germany went to war against the entire world and lost. This is obviously the israeli people's fault!
I, a German, hate America because of their vile desire for peace and forgiveness. Every night I go out to our secret ammunition factories to prepare for our 3rd buck breaking.