How would you fix it?

How would you fix it?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick would I know I’m not from Singapore

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. How does one polish a turd?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger goals

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    more ngubus

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make it more welcoming to the LGBTCIA and Latinx communities (colloquially known as “homosexuals” and “spics”)

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We don't. Soccer is gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mexicans don't even like soccer

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Relegation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every team owner has paid a massive "license fee" to have their team. They're not going to allow relegation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry but that doesn't matter

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not saying it's a good thing, or that it should remain this way. I'm just saying how it is and how it will remain. Pro/rel in American sports would be great, but I don't see it happening.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how USL is more entertaining and soulful than the MLS

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Instead of operating as an association of independently owned clubs, MLS is a single entity in which each team is owned by the league and individually operated by the league's investors.[15]

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cheerleaders

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Add promotion/relegation

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace the quirks of American sports rather than trying to cater to a bunch of zoomers that would rather just watch the PL. Actually get creative with team names instead of calling everything [city name] FC. Also stop fricking calling them FC if your league is called Major League Soccer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nashville SC
      >St Louis SC
      >Orlando SC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Conferences
      >Central ownership
      >Single-elimination playoffs
      >Nearly nonexistent international play
      >No promotion/relegation
      >Four month offseason
      It's already the moronic, plastic, Americanized version of a sports league.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Nonexistent international play
        Wtf are you talking about?
        Have you not heard of the Concacaf Champions League?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          16 games total isn't much to look forward to

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just raise salary caps. Noone really cares about promo/relegation. Same people repeating it are the same people that support whatever top euro teams that are never even close to relegation.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of the salary cap, or at least triple it, and also modify the moronic NFL-style draft. Make it meritocratic so that the champions get the first picks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The draft is basically irrelevant now
      Most teams get their youth players from their academies

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Less Americans, pay bigger salaries for foreign players.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't need fixing. It's the best soccer you can watch. I guess one thing would be to get rid of the troon r*ddit fanbase, but that applies to all soccer

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Liquidate Columbus and transfer all of their asterisk and Mickey Mouse trophies to Austin where they belong.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that Republicans will do something to ban and forbid "soccer" before mutts destroy the sport. I also hope it disappears in this cold shithole. Nothing more embarrassing than a North American trying to get into "soccer", they're corporate and plastic af.
    >inb4 flag
    Don't care homosexual I'll be long gone to my country of origin when shit hit the fan, cope and seethe. And we have an actual football culture there, not led by sodomites and women kek.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    relegation
    also come to the cl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The travel times are too ludicrous
      Also the eternal leaf won't let us

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    promotion

    and

    relegation

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Current MLS divisions become 2nd tier, MLS Cup becomes promotion playoff to new combined MLS Prestige top division.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about relegation. The viewership numbers of bottom teams of any league are low. All that matters is the salary cap and having good players. It's inevitable with the salary cap consistently going up that the MLS will be a top league like other major sports leagues in North America.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    as more immigrants arrive, the quality of play will increase.

    it just needs time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Chinks and pajeets will increase the quality of play

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you forgot mexico.
        Importing people who like soccer > more people watching soccer > more money being spent on soccer > more people interested in playing soccer > bigger talent pool

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Mexico is a soccer monolith that will soccerify everything it touches
          I hate this stale meme

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how silly of me for thinking immigrants to the US watch soccer

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