How would you change your ancestry?

I would take all of Levant_Neolithic and transform it into Sintashta. I fricking hate being cursed by Levantine trash.

My ancestry:

Target: Me_scaled
Distance: 2.4403% / 0.02440339
36.4 Iran_Neolithic_Farmer_IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
23.4 Anatolia_Neolithic_Farmer_TUR_Barcin_N
16.4 Pontic_Steppe_Yamnaya_Pastoralist_Yamnaya_RUS_Samara
13.0 Levant_Neolithic_Farmer_Levant_PPNB (CURSED BLOODLINE, A SINGLE DROP GIVES YOU AHRIMANIC ENERGY)
9.4 Caucasus_Hunter-Gatherer_GEO_CHG
1.4 Tibetan_Plateau_Late_Neolithic_NPL_Chokhopani_2700BP

What I would have ultimately preferred to be with R1a paternal haplogroup so I could LARP as a Kushan:

50.0 Iran_Neolithic_Farmer_IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
50.0 Pontic_Steppe_Yamnaya_Pastoralist_Yamnaya_RUS_Samara

If I were to convert ACCURSED Levantine ancestry to Sintashta:

Target: Me_scaled

36.4 Iran_Neolithic_Farmer_IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
23.4 Anatolia_Neolithic_Farmer_TUR_Barcin_N
29.4 Pontic_Steppe_Yamnaya_Pastoralist_Yamnaya_RUS_Samara
9.4 Caucasus_Hunter-Gatherer_GEO_CHG
1.4 Tibetan_Plateau_Late_Neolithic_NPL_Chokhopani_2700BP

^^ Much much better, harmonious, and unmongrelized. If I got this with R1a paternal haplogroup, I would be happy.

Kushan empire was the greatest empire of this entire world. I wish I were descended from them.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Seek help loser

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mental illness

      extreme mental illness
      you have my respect

      t. Mutts or Semites
      Your Levantine blood brings you close to Ahriman.

      It is the power of Iran_Neolithic + Sintashta blood that creates Buddhas and Ashavans. Levantine blood makes people into schizo blood magicians and black rock worshipers. I want this fricking Levantine ancestry gone!

      • 1 year ago
        kill r1a-z93

        i looked into, apparently zoroatrianism was iranian farmer rebellion against indo europeans, arhiman stemmed from the “devas” which was the evil indo european gods who zoroastrianists despise.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kushan empire is the most interesting because it involved the syncretism and debates of Buddhists, Zoroastrians, and Hindus. I think the Kushan empire was culturally more rich than the Sassanids. Ultimately, Kanishka settled on Sarvastivada Buddhism. I ultimately consider myself Mahayana, but I do have some minor Sarvastivada and Zoroastrian influences.
          We have only two Kushan samples. I shared one.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mental illness

  3. 1 year ago
    kill r1a-z93

    extreme mental illness
    you have my respect

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Show me your calculations schizo bro.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pontic_Steppe_Yamnaya_Pastoralist_Yamnaya_RUS_Samara
    >Caucasus_Hunter-Gatherer_GEO_CHG
    CHG could decrease your real WSH percent, remove it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I removed it, and it honestly looks better. It lowers the ~~*Semitic*~~ trash in my blood:

      Target: Me_scaled
      Distance: 2.7641% / 0.02764136
      42.6 Iran_Neolithic_Farmer_IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
      26.8 Anatolia_Neolithic_Farmer_TUR_Barcin_N
      19.0 Pontic_Steppe_Yamnaya_Pastoralist_Yamnaya_RUS_Samara
      10.4 Levant_Neolithic_Farmer_Levant_PPNB
      1.2 North_China_Neolithic_Farmer_CHN_Boshan_N

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also you may try Sintashta instead of Yamnaya.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Sintashta and Yamnaya were pretty close. This is what I get with Sintashta instead of Yamnaya and removing CHG. It minimizes Levant_Neolithic_Farmer more, which is good.

          Target: Zephyr_C_scaled
          Distance: 3.2671% / 0.03267148
          46.0 Iran_Neolithic_Farmer_IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
          23.6 Anatolia_Neolithic_Farmer_TUR_Barcin_N
          19.8 RUS_Sintashta_MLBA
          9.2 Levant_Neolithic_Farmer_Levant_PPNB
          0.6 Tibetan_Plateau_Late_Neolithic_NPL_Chokhopani_2700BP
          0.4 Amerindian_BRA_LapaDoSanto_9600BP
          0.4 Holocene_Beringian_RUS_Old_Bering_Ekven

          BTW, this Kushan sample would interest you. It is my ideal race tbh:

          Target: TJK_Ksirov_H_Kushan:I12292
          Distance: 3.2338% / 0.03233824
          42.8 Iran_Neolithic_Farmer_IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
          25.8 RUS_Sintashta_MLBA
          25.0 Anatolia_Neolithic_Farmer_TUR_Barcin_N
          6.4 West_Siberia_Hunter-Gatherer_RUS_Tyumen_HG

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >distance is more
            >ANF still there
            Yep, something is absolutely wrong with Sintashta as an Indo-Iranian proxy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What's wrong with the 94?

            Target: TJK_Ksirov_H_Kushan:I12294
            Distance: 2.7854% / 0.02785427
            28.2 IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
            22.6 RUS_Tyumen_HG
            22.6 TUR_Marmara_Barcin_N
            16.8 Yamnaya_RUS_Samara
            9.8 CHN_Yellow_River_LN

            Target: TJK_Ksirov_H_Kushan:I12292
            Distance: 1.6966% / 0.01696639
            39.6 IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
            29.2 TUR_Marmara_Barcin_N
            24.8 Yamnaya_RUS_Samara
            4.8 RUS_Tyumen_HG
            1.6 Levant_PPNB

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            With Krasnoyarsk_BA:

            Target: TJK_Ksirov_H_Kushan:I12294
            Distance: 2.5324% / 0.02532351
            27.6 IRN_Ganj_Dareh_N
            25.2 Yamnaya_RUS_Samara
            21.0 TUR_Marmara_Barcin_N
            14.2 RUS_Tyumen_HG
            6.4 CHN_Yellow_River_LN
            5.6 RUS_Krasnoyarsk_BA

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >What's wrong with the 94?
            I'm closer to I12292, so it helps me cope more. However, Iranian Zoroastrians are even closer to I2292 than me:

            Distance to: Zephyr_C_scaled
            0.05158046 TJK_Ksirov_H_Kushan:I12292
            0.12977390 TJK_Ksirov_H_Kushan:I12294

            Distance to: Iranian_Zoroastrian
            0.04071782 TJK_Ksirov_H_Kushan:I12292
            0.12660257 TJK_Ksirov_H_Kushan:I12294

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have Semitic blood tho, your PPN source is mostly Mesopotamian.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You want to be a proto iranian?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Schizo self racism rant aside, i agree about the Kushan part. Extremelly cool and mostly unknown empire.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would change to 100% WHG and BLACK euros

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't change a thing, instead I want total knowledge. My only source is mytrueancestry and they have limited samples and weird choices like putting continental saxons in the gael category

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Pajeet. If I removed my AASI and Iranian farmer ancestry, I would be 100% Northern European and everyone would worship me. Can't have everything in life sadly

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kind of sad loathing your own ancestry and obsessing over it. is everything okay at home anon?

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