How would this team fare?

How would this team fare?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we would get THRASHED
    france is nothing without africans

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    out in the Ro16 would be my guess, Quarterfinals at the very most with a lucky draw

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they'd beat austria and croatia atleast unlike the darkies we currently have

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      croatia reached the last world cup final, that doesn't sound bad at all, they could have won it if it wasn't for refball

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They had the easiest path to the final (Denmark, Russia, England) and lost fair and square

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          croatia also defeated france twice recently

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >twice
            Once, and it was the first time Croatia beat France in history, against a French team plagued with injuries.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              With Mbappe, Nkunku and Benzema you scored 0 goals against us. We are better than in 2018 now that we have much better defence

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but if you actually think this was representative of what might happen in the World Cup you're delusional. Mbappé has a knee injury and our defense is even worse than usual with Digne, Varane, and L. Hernandez all being injured. Benzema and Mbappé literally couldn't wait for the four games to end due to exhaustion from the 21-22 season, and the first thing the latter did after getting back home was to post this: https://www.instagram.com/p/Ce1S4nvDDIX/?hl=en
                Just wait for the group stage in November, and if we succumb to the Champions curse then you'll be proven right.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he is coping hard, still 2 points, if he gets relegated to League B that will cost him and his federation so hard lmao, like 2-3 years of playing against shitters like Georgia LUL, millions of euros lost instantly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a mickey mouse cup, most people don't even know we won the last edition

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i actually find you better in 2018

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they were, mandzukic and rakatic still playing, they dont have a good striker now and defense is hardly any better

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4-3-3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      problem?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    struggle to even qualify and be raped by us tbh

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be a big step down but still not terrible. You'd be a Turkey tier team in UEFA.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depends... how much are they worth on Transfermarkt? I make my assumption based on market value and nothing else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the team's worth is probably 0.75 bappé

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Normand
    >looks like a Norman
    pottery

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we look so inbred?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never knew the real french team will be that shit, no wonder they don't mind blacks making up almost all of their national team

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could make it to europa league if coached by gaultier

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it would do fine. if it got the same bribed ref ball, it might even win.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the french flag didn't understand my point, he is comparing this 100% french team to croatia and croatia is a really good team that reaches world cup finals and semifinals unlike the rest of the world, these guys would be round of 16th at best, but I guess his ngubu brain didn't understand what I meant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I answered that Croatia had the easiest path to the final (Denmark, Russia, England), and lost fair and square. Who's to say the side in OP couldn't also beat those teams? Pretty ironic that you should call me a ngubu when your cholo brain doesn't even allow you to read.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the most telling part is how easily belgium dispatched england during the third place play-off, a team that brought croatia to extra-time
        you can't expect foreigners to argue in good faith or have any sort of integrity

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          England didn't want to play that third place game. And they only took us to ET because we hit the post and missed sitters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mandzukic>.
      Kovacic=rakitic
      In defense
      Sosa>strinic
      Gvardiol>vida
      Šutalo/Erlic>Lovren
      Stanisic/Vrsaljko=vrsaljko

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        they were, mandzukic and rakatic still playing, they dont have a good striker now and defense is hardly any better

        ,

        i actually find you better in 2018

        . With Lovren and Vida in the defence this nations league, we would have 2 points MAX now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          both lovren and vida have declined a lot yes but I dont think your defenders are really that much better then them in 2018
          and kovacic is not as good as prime rakitic, id even choose rakitic over kovacic now if he didnt retire

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >id even choose rakitic over kovacic now if he didnt retire
            Did you watch kovacic against real madrid and france? he plays like prime iniesta nowadays, he is 100x better than that slow slug

            They are way better dude, if we had a team that played france a few days ago in the world cup 2018 final, we would at least go to ET

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              breh you draw against a shitty france and won with a pen
              you'd better use your game against Danes to evaluate your team

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            19 year old Kovacic destroyed Iceland in 2013.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this full french? Why is there no Lloris? Or Griezmann? What's the criteria?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it excludes people with mainly foreign ancestry. Lloris should be included though since he is from French Catalonia, not the Spanish one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why is Pavard there since he's Hungarian?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Benjamin Jacques Marcel Pavard is Hungarian?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      greaseman, caqueret, hernadez bros, lloris
      that team can easily be upagraded i dont know normand level but lenglet is a fraud

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3rd in the group stage

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you play with that team?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wheres pavard

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terribly. The globohomos wouldn't let them get past the group stage.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grim. Why don't french whites play football?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace Digne with Theo Hernandez
    Replace Pavard with Clauss
    Replace Meslier with token black guy Maignan

    Then you'd have a really good team.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >token black GK
      based

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would unironically root for France if this was the team

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on Normand?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normadeeze nuts

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice bait though I see you've missed out some key players

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GK looks like Phil Foden if he lost a chromosome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He just doesn't have that chav element

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Struggling to decide if they're better or worse than Sweden

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