How would one go about getting abducted by aliens?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    be a good boi, aliens love to probe good bois

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn on the beep bop boop from that contact app

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    take dmt

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't recommend it.
    >In 1993, again in Colares, a 32-year-old missionary and a 40-year-old domestic worker died, a month apart, as a result of close encounters with UFO;
    >Same area, different time: a «ball of fire» seriously burned three men out cutting wood on Crab Island; one of the woodchoppers died.
    https://tall-white-aliens.com/?p=5592

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably this:
    >wait for half moon
    >hike out into the woods a long ways from anything
    >strip down
    >grease yourself up real good head to toe with some like crisco or something
    >(this also helps with mosquitos and such)
    >get down on all fours
    >arch your back and point your butthole at the moon
    >reach back like goatse and make your butthole open and close while you chant the words
    >probe me
    >probe me
    >probe me
    over and over again. Also concentrate really hard.
    >probe me
    >probe me
    >probe me
    Pretty soon, you and the aliens will be on a first name basis. You'll be like, "Hey G'noktar," and they'll be like, "Hey assprostitute."
    Trust me.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't get abducted by something that doesn't exist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You came to /x/ especially to post your poison
      Anon I

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    can promise you, go learn to extract dmt from mhrb on /r/dmt, /r/dmtlab, and dmt-nexus... was not even looking for that when I dabbled with it last year. They've been showing up every month or two since. Scared tf out of me at first, now its just like, yep theyre hear again

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to dulce, go out in the field at night, stare at the stars.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep naked in a field, face down. Make sure you spread some peanut butter and jelly on your ass cheeks first

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offer them some dank, cowblood or cow tongue.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More than once I asked myself the same thing, then I think about how few are the times I find myself alone in the middle of the road or open field. The days I would have to be in those conditions to increase my chances, etc. if it were to happen, which in itself is unlikely

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