I wouldn't recommend it. >In 1993, again in Colares, a 32-year-old missionary and a 40-year-old domestic worker died, a month apart, as a result of close encounters with UFO; >Same area, different time: a «ball of fire» seriously burned three men out cutting wood on Crab Island; one of the woodchoppers died.
https://tall-white-aliens.com/?p=5592
Probably this: >wait for half moon >hike out into the woods a long ways from anything >strip down >grease yourself up real good head to toe with some like crisco or something >(this also helps with mosquitos and such) >get down on all fours >arch your back and point your asshole at the moon >reach back like goatse and make your asshole open and close while you chant the words >probe me >probe me >probe me
over and over again. Also concentrate really hard. >probe me >probe me >probe me
Pretty soon, you and the aliens will be on a first name basis. You'll be like, "Hey G'noktar," and they'll be like, "Hey asswhore."
Trust me.
can promise you, go learn to extract dmt from mhrb on /r/dmt, /r/dmtlab, and dmt-nexus... was not even looking for that when I dabbled with it last year. They've been showing up every month or two since. Scared tf out of me at first, now its just like, yep theyre hear again
More than once I asked myself the same thing, then I think about how few are the times I find myself alone in the middle of the road or open field. The days I would have to be in those conditions to increase my chances, etc. if it were to happen, which in itself is unlikely
be a good boi, aliens love to probe good bois
Turn on the beep bop boop from that contact app
take dmt
I wouldn't recommend it.
>In 1993, again in Colares, a 32-year-old missionary and a 40-year-old domestic worker died, a month apart, as a result of close encounters with UFO;
>Same area, different time: a «ball of fire» seriously burned three men out cutting wood on Crab Island; one of the woodchoppers died.
https://tall-white-aliens.com/?p=5592
Probably this:
>wait for half moon
>hike out into the woods a long ways from anything
>strip down
>grease yourself up real good head to toe with some like crisco or something
>(this also helps with mosquitos and such)
>get down on all fours
>arch your back and point your asshole at the moon
>reach back like goatse and make your asshole open and close while you chant the words
>probe me
>probe me
>probe me
over and over again. Also concentrate really hard.
>probe me
>probe me
>probe me
Pretty soon, you and the aliens will be on a first name basis. You'll be like, "Hey G'noktar," and they'll be like, "Hey asswhore."
Trust me.
can't get abducted by something that doesn't exist
You came to /x/ especially to post your poison
Anon I
can promise you, go learn to extract dmt from mhrb on /r/dmt, /r/dmtlab, and dmt-nexus... was not even looking for that when I dabbled with it last year. They've been showing up every month or two since. Scared tf out of me at first, now its just like, yep theyre hear again
Go to dulce, go out in the field at night, stare at the stars.
Sleep naked in a field, face down. Make sure you spread some peanut butter and jelly on your ass cheeks first
Offer them some dank, cowblood or cow tongue.
More than once I asked myself the same thing, then I think about how few are the times I find myself alone in the middle of the road or open field. The days I would have to be in those conditions to increase my chances, etc. if it were to happen, which in itself is unlikely