How to make a boy happy non sexually?

A guy is coming over to my house next week and my family isn't home. What can I do to make him happy non sexually? Maybe baking cookies? I don't have much experience with guys...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    suck his dick non sexually

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    let him nut in your butt nonsexually

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah baking cookies is perfect i think

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play Monster Hunter with him.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >give compliments about his looks and abilities
    >plenty of hugs
    >stay with him whenever he's down
    >tell him how much he makes you feel safe and protected
    >grab his butt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the superior advice. Guys never get compliments either so it works like a charm.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw my ex did all of this and more to keep me around despite treating me like shit and being manipulative in general
      At least i can confirm it works.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tell him how much he makes you feel safe and protected
      do people actually say this stuff to each other irl? i thought it was like a manga thing to be like "you make me feel good lol"

      if somebody said something like that to me i would assume they're being sarcastic or just trying to make me feel better

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        An ex once told me "you feel like home" and i fricking cry when i remember she was cheating on me throughout the relationship. Never believe the anime dialogue.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've said it to guys before. Like I think they like the thought.
        "You make feel so good" sounds gay and manga tier though.

        An ex once told me "you feel like home" and i fricking cry when i remember she was cheating on me throughout the relationship. Never believe the anime dialogue.

        Maybe you did feel like home, but she also wanted to be a cheating prostitute.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    non sexually check for hernias in his penis
    >captcha 2GAYGH

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guys are humans you know. What makes you happy? Do you have any reason to doubt it would not also apply to him?

    Also the safest bet is a nice meal. Everyone loves a free lunch. The more extravagant and delicious the better.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, also just some cuddles on the couch as you watch a good show/movie together.

    • 1 year ago
      spot

      kind of an easy answer

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Baking cookies is an awesome idea! Cooking a meal or a special snack is also a solid choice. Just be nice and compliment him. If he likes board games or movies or whatever, those are cool too.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Show even an ounce of unconditional affection

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Make him a bussy sandwich
    But you gotta have dat dope bussy tho

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    literally just do this after baking those cookies

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Videogames and movies that are so bad they're good.
    If you understand sports, and he likes sports, you can watch sports. if you don't understand sports, you'll probably just come across as annoying.
    If you wanna cook with him, make a proper meal, not cookies. baking might be too emasculating, but do something *with him* not for him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >make a proper meal, not cookies
      Why not both?

      >baking might be too emasculating
      Jesus how insecure do you have to be to feel emasculated by baking?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I personally love baking, But we're talking about what I assumed was a cis straight man, who often have an internal battle between their masculinity and femininity

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also what should I wear? Something cute, a little sexy but not too sexy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just a naked apron

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >rub his back (non sexually of course)
    >rub his feet (Please anonette, try to be normal and NON sexually massage them)
    >be engaged in conversation, listen intently
    >compliment it him. Tell him he's handsome, or his shirt looks nice, or wow you smell really good >.<
    >stroke his hair and sit in his lap (only sexual if you look at him longingly while you do it)
    >Cook him a tasty meal
    >offer him a tasty treat
    Like let's just be honest, you and me are really alike, your just going to jump his bones anyway. But these are all nice things to do anyway.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just really afraid to cuddle because it might end up me being bent over...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should be afraid of that but only if you don't want it, or are trying to be modest (for now)

      Like inviting a man over when your all alone is bad move if you don't want it right now. Not that it can't be done. But sometimes when we want it, we need some extra barriers to keep us from getting it. Also you could cuddle too, and avoid sex, it's hard but you can do it. Just don't get to into it and make up an excuse. Your nervous, Don't feel good, not clean, wanna wait, didn't intend for it(lol) Idk if he's not a brute he won't try to be TOO pushy.
      But it would better to avoid if you don't want sex. But I think you do...

      Otherwise it's going to be nice. You, tucked up inside a man's arms, feeling so safe, loved and comfortable. Until your so excited you can't stand it and he makes a woman out of you ^_^

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cookies aren't the move. Make him something savory and rich.

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