A guy is coming over to my house next week and my family isn't home. What can I do to make him happy non sexually? Maybe baking cookies? I don't have much experience with guys...
How to make a boy happy non sexually?
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suck his dick non sexually
let him nut in your butt nonsexually
yeah baking cookies is perfect i think
Play Monster Hunter with him.
>give compliments about his looks and abilities
>plenty of hugs
>stay with him whenever he's down
>tell him how much he makes you feel safe and protected
>grab his butt
This is the superior advice. Guys never get compliments either so it works like a charm.
>tfw my ex did all of this and more to keep me around despite treating me like shit and being manipulative in general
At least i can confirm it works.
>tell him how much he makes you feel safe and protected
do people actually say this stuff to each other irl? i thought it was like a manga thing to be like "you make me feel good lol"
if somebody said something like that to me i would assume they're being sarcastic or just trying to make me feel better
An ex once told me "you feel like home" and i fucking cry when i remember she was cheating on me throughout the relationship. Never believe the anime dialogue.
I've said it to guys before. Like I think they like the thought.
"You make feel so good" sounds gay and manga tier though.
Maybe you did feel like home, but she also wanted to be a cheating whore.
non sexually check for hernias in his penis
>captcha 2GAYGH
Guys are humans you know. What makes you happy? Do you have any reason to doubt it would not also apply to him?
Also the safest bet is a nice meal. Everyone loves a free lunch. The more extravagant and delicious the better.
This, also just some cuddles on the couch as you watch a good show/movie together.
kind of an easy answer
Baking cookies is an awesome idea! Cooking a meal or a special snack is also a solid choice. Just be nice and compliment him. If he likes board games or movies or whatever, those are cool too.
Show even an ounce of unconditional affection
Make him a bussy sandwich
But you gotta have dat dope bussy tho
literally just do this after baking those cookies
Videogames and movies that are so bad they're good.
If you understand sports, and he likes sports, you can watch sports. if you don't understand sports, you'll probably just come across as annoying.
If you wanna cook with him, make a proper meal, not cookies. baking might be too emasculating, but do something *with him* not for him
>make a proper meal, not cookies
Why not both?
>baking might be too emasculating
Jesus how insecure do you have to be to feel emasculated by baking?
I mean I personally love baking, But we're talking about what I assumed was a cis straight man, who often have an internal battle between their masculinity and femininity
Also what should I wear? Something cute, a little sexy but not too sexy
just a naked apron
>rub his back (non sexually of course)
>rub his feet (Please anonette, try to be normal and NON sexually massage them)
>be engaged in conversation, listen intently
>compliment it him. Tell him he's handsome, or his shirt looks nice, or wow you smell really good >.<
>stroke his hair and sit in his lap (only sexual if you look at him longingly while you do it)
>Cook him a tasty meal
>offer him a tasty treat
Like let's just be honest, you and me are really alike, your just going to jump his bones anyway. But these are all nice things to do anyway.
Just really afraid to cuddle because it might end up me being bent over...
You should be afraid of that but only if you don't want it, or are trying to be modest (for now)
Like inviting a man over when your all alone is bad move if you don't want it right now. Not that it can't be done. But sometimes when we want it, we need some extra barriers to keep us from getting it. Also you could cuddle too, and avoid sex, it's hard but you can do it. Just don't get to into it and make up an excuse. Your nervous, Don't feel good, not clean, wanna wait, didn't intend for it(lol) Idk if he's not a brute he won't try to be TOO pushy.
But it would better to avoid if you don't want sex. But I think you do...
Otherwise it's going to be nice. You, tucked up inside a man's arms, feeling so safe, loved and comfortable. Until your so excited you can't stand it and he makes a woman out of you ^_^
Cookies aren't the move. Make him something savory and rich.