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    • Anonymous says:

      Not OP, but your shit are zoomer girls who are into anime or asian girls? Who want that shit? Those girls are batshit crazy. Just give me a western blonde white zoomer girl.

      • Anonymous says:

        I’ll give you a real answer.

        If you’re 30 you need to recognize the zoomer girls you’re going for might be a little bit off. Thats not saying that women dont like older men but youll be attracting a lot of them with daddy issues.

        You dont need to enroll in community college or get a job to get them. Download tinder. Dress well but probably be a little edgy. Get into the music scene, go to shows, etc.

        Essentially you’re coming off like someone their parents wouldnt want you to date, which is exciting to them.

        Smartest post in this thread

      • Anonymous says:

        Talking to women in general with that kinda tone dries up their pussies more than anything else no matter what age they are

    • Anonymous says:

      >compilation of a single girl being crazy
      >assumes all girls that age bracket are crazy as well

      You can keep thinking that zoomer girls are crazy if you want anon its fine, that just means more for me haha.

      • Anonymous says:

        Discord server with low moderation usually have this kind of people. I’m not talking about the kind of server where jannies don’t do their job but rather the one that allow you to be edgy without getting banned

    • Anonymous says:

      So seeing as they are crazy and all – what would a guy in his late 30s – early 40s have to do to bang one of these zoomer chicks? Just buy her some drugs and let her hang out at your place? Maybe start by paying them for pics then get them to agree to meet for $$$?

      Like hahaha I’m obviously 18 haha I’m just curious how older guys would pick up zoomer chicks hahaha haha

    • Anonymous says:

      just don’t mess around with hecking lunatics simple as that lmao, it’s easy not to invest money or time into randoms on the internet

    • Anonymous says:

      It’s stupid how some people try use this as something to justify her murder.
      She was a cunt, a manipulator but above all she was underage, if an underage girl act like this then there must be something that’s wrong with her (daddy issues or whatever)
      It’s not surprising that someone actually did killed her when she’s being this cunt. But that doesn’t mean she deserves it.

        • Anonymous says:

          16 year olds are all psychopaths.

          21 year old orbiter of an underage girl got pissed she was acting like a horny teenager and killed her, then got sentenced to 25 years in prison.

          The ultimate beta move. Throw your entire life away to leave a mark on a run-of-the-mill underage egirl.

          these screens get posted so often here so incels can live vicariously through them but they will never even get noticed by a girl let alone emotionally destroyed by one.

          • Anonymous says:

            Teenagers in general are cunts, who only realize how shitty they were as people as they get older. Especially now as parents are not allowed to hit their kids anymore if they misbehave, back in my day when i was 15-16 and misbehaved my granddad would’ve literally took his belt off and cracked me with it if i misbehaved.

    • Anonymous says:

      My gf is a little like this. She’s 18, and I’m in my 30s.

      Slowly but surely, I’m fixing her by leveraging her need for validation from a patriarchal figure. I enjoy the challenge, and take pride in the fact I am actively making someone a better person.

  1. Anonymous says:

    trust me, zoomerbros. marry as young as you can.
    do you know what part of the wall really is?
    that all the hecking non-busted women get married before 30.
    so after that age it seems like they generally fell off a cliff on to their face.

    so your best options either become capable of scoring the fresh girls when you are an old fart, that’s do-able but probably not as much as you think.
    the other option is you get a frigging single mother that just dropped whoever she married before 30.

    • Anonymous says:

      be fit, post thirst traps selfies, and lie about your age by 5+ years. zoomer girls go through so much dick she wont even care or remember any one more.

    • Anonymous says:

      This. Girls hit the wall with 25 not only looks-wise but also with they personality.
      At that age they get somewhat bitter, because they slept with a shitton of guys already and get wasted by they party lifestyle.
      Solution to this is to date them with early 20 and guide them to be a productive member of society.

    • Anonymous says:

      https://i.imgur.com/CrFvfkz.jpg

      This. Girls hit the wall with 25 not only looks-wise but also with they personality.
      At that age they get somewhat bitter, because they slept with a shitton of guys already and get wasted by they party lifestyle.
      Solution to this is to date them with early 20 and guide them to be a productive member of society.

      Truth. The wall isn’t all about looks either but personality. Better to be single than be with a bitter hag.

    • Anonymous says:

      Got to go after the career driven women, but they’re hard to find if your not in the same business, aside from that they’ll be messy

    • Anonymous says:

      So hecking true. If you’re an ex NEET or former social stupid who is just now playing the field you need to start dating the early to mid 20’s girls who just finished college/started their career and are looking for some love and stability or the late 20’s girl who dedicated herself to her career and now feels like she’s missing out.

    • Anonymous says:

      that’s more than someone that has only a personality based on being a politically correct wuss.
      though both are pretty barren, sure.

  2. Anonymous says:

    i honestly dont know. i assume i am a zoomer since i am 23, but regardless women in my age i dont interact with them often so i honestly cant tell you any good advice im just too scared to talk with em honestly what if i creep them out?

  3. Anonymous says:

    Dress as if you were older, get a formal cut, use suits or formal wear, invest your money in stocks or start your own business. A zoomer woman will only want a 30 years old to be her sugar daddy.

    • Anonymous says:

      If you cant get a normal your age you cant get any woman, regardless of age.

      Not true. Had younger women supporting me. Of course I look young because I exercise and dont do drugs and am mentally ill.

      I took care of my body so I can still score any pussy. Women around mid 20s and beyond all act the same. They want to be entertained, hecked, and someone to sort of take care of.

      Take care of your body and mind. Thats all that matters in physical life. If you do drugs and believe humans need primarily meat to live youre a hecking loser.

      Start now or forever accept the fate of your fellow peers.

      • Anonymous says:

        >If you cant get a normal your age you cant get any woman, regardless of age.

        Actually not fully true. IMO early 20 year old girls are much more easy going, open and unexperienced = much more interested in things you do than a 30+ year old bitter mom.

        • Anonymous says:

          Theyre not really different if you ask me. A single mom just has the added weight of dealing with her demon. Quite honestly, never met a single mom who wasnt partly filled with regret, so yeah.

          One thing to note about zoomers is that they think being sluts in general empowers them, so youll go through filtering and hecking undesirables.

      • Anonymous says:

        >and am mentally ill
        Why should we take advice from some mentally ill twat who needs a woman to take care of him?
        You’re clearly just another agp rapist.

        […]

        • Anonymous says:

          I mean if you browse LULZ youre garuanteed to be mental.

          And you dont need to. But I look good, know how to fight, have talents, and can get pussy. That automatically gives me wanting what 90% of people desire.

      • Anonymous says:

        Makes me laugh how people on here think thirty is ”old” there is guys in there fifties still working out, doing marathons etc etc, you are still a young adult at thirty. Only very young people think its old

        • Anonymous says:

          a lot of people here are in their mid to late teens and early 20s thats why, though probably there’s more "older" people now here too because LULZ is old and people keep coming here out of habit

        • Anonymous says:

          a lot of people here are in their mid to late teens and early 20s thats why, though probably there’s more "older" people now here too because LULZ is old and people keep coming here out of habit

          Most people won’t even know you’re 30 unless you tell them. There’s zoomers that look like this at 21-22.

          • Anonymous says:

            Dress as if you were older, get a formal cut, use suits or formal wear, invest your money in stocks or start your own business. A zoomer woman will only want a 30 years old to be her sugar daddy.

            if you just want to hook up or a short term relationship then just lie about your age. say you’re 22-23

  4. Anonymous says:

    Be a crippling alcoholic and never give them attention and never be there for them, just like their absent fathers.

      • Anonymous says:

        Women are attracted to men who are like their fathers, there is this woman i know who is constantly telling me i look like her father when he was younger and im 100% positive she fancies me, i even had to smack her dad in the face once because he was spreading shit about me but that didn’t bother her much at all, in fact she seems even more interested now.

        Women are strange creatures. I gave up understanding them a long time ago.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Easy mode: instagram-explore-page-CORE (workwear, streetwear, skatewear and 90s/y2k vintage, maybe a bit of techwear). Normies love gorpcore too, and they’ll go mad if you wear them in your travel photos. If it looks simple but it signals status that means you are signalling heterosexuality.

    For someone in his 30s I’d go for all of the above, always mixed with formal clothes, like coats, trenchs, etc. Milsurp is always good too. Having a lot of pockets really turns them on LMAO. The key is how to mix it, one of each is a good rule of thumb. My newest resource is throwing in a obnoxious graphic tee on my fits (CDG play, Vlone, Bape, TR, rap merch). Look for rappers and try to wear that stuff in an ironic way (it’s much easier when you thrift those pieces, I know).

    >t. I’m 35 and my gf is 22, also zoomies flirt with me a lot at work

  6. Anonymous says:

    step 1. enroll in community college
    step 2. smoke cigarettes and dress like a skater
    step 3. get gf who is v v young

  7. Anonymous says:

    nobody wants to date someone thats 12 years older than them. good luck trying to get someone under 24 to breathe on you.

    • Anonymous says:

      When you have a big dick, are muscular, a personality, and have a square jaw, any adult woman would beg to differ.

    • Anonymous says:

      He’s only 30 lmao. You’re acting like he’s in his late 30s/early 40s.

      Also holy heck this board is dead

    • Anonymous says:

      it entirely depends on how you look not your actual age. a balding 23 year old isn’t going to get girls more than a young looking hot 30 year old

  8. Anonymous says:

    Younger women can and do find older men attractive, just like younger men sometimes find older women attractive, sometimes even 20-25 years older(i know, i have been there)

  9. Anonymous says:

    16 is legal age in the UK, i wouldn’t though, still immature mentally, i would have nothing in common with them and i’m old enough to be their dad and i prefer milfs(45+) honestly. Get on with them more and they know how to heck.

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