How to be straight?

How can any guy be straight when guys are so lovely? Like just the other day my older brother brought some of his soccer friends home and I baked them cookies and they ate them all and told how delicious those were. How can anyone not blush at such situation? Also they were sweaty and musky after some practise... Though my brother belittled me a little and said something like "oh, anon's such a ladyboy, don't mind him" and one of his friends even defended me! Honestly, how can anyone be straight?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow. you are a homo. :^)

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You should have sex with your brother.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're joking but that's nasty. Even though he teases me sometimes he is sort of closest thing I have to a father figure after my dad passed away.

      Very cute thread
      I wish I had a cookie baking ladyboy younger sibling

      Thank you. Although in my family "ladyboy" has always been an insult. Ever since I became a teenager I have never been as masculine as my brother so my dad used to tease me by calling me a ladyboy because he knew how much it annoyed me. I am sort of "the runt of the litter"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s even hotter that way. Call your brother daddy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          This. Trans girls belong to their brothers.

          I know you are either joking or just being horny but I do find the idea really weird, sorry. Also I'm not a trans girl.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Also I'm not a trans girl

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Seriously OP you have such fembrained vibes. Please consider being a woman.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Also I'm not a trans girl.
            Easily fixed. Hold her down, boys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s even hotter that way. Call your brother daddy.

      This. Trans girls belong to their brothers.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Very cute thread
    I wish I had a cookie baking ladyboy younger sibling

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >acts outwardly feminine around straight men and is accepted and appreciated by them

    why would you want to be straight? you are living the gay dream

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is not that I act feminine, I just wanted to do something nice for them 🙂

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seems comfy. I wish I had a sibling like you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's kinda weird how comfy things are associated with femininity. Like cooking and baking and cleaning. But I hope you find a comfy room mate at least, if a secret long lost sibling won't appear in your life. 🙂

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will be straight. A straight woman.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had the confidence to be openly gay instead of a lonely coward.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cute 🙂 i feel the same way
    boys/men being sweethearts and wild animals at the same time is the hottest. like when my boyfriend takes me to the gym and i get to witness his strength. he could kill me if he wanted to. but i know his heart is full of a strange purity because he also jokingly whines at me to watch him lift because "i can't do it if you're not watching"
    men are gifts to my world

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He sounds absolutely lovely! Is he a lot stronger than you? Has he lifted you? Has he carried you to your bed? :3 (Also a boy who can crush your neck with his bare hands but won't do it because he wants to protect you makes me go >//////<)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thank you 🙂 yes he's significantly stronger than me. i lift and weight train 4/7 days a week but i don't seem to put on muscle like he does.
        he's lifted me many times and it amazes me how easy it is for him. it just makes no sense to me that someone could lift my weight like i lift a book off a table.
        yes he has carried me to bed before. a few times when i was very sick, but mostly because sometimes he's in the mood for sex and instead of saying anything he picks me up, carries me over, and flops onto me on our bed. it's very fun
        >(Also a boy who can crush your neck with his bare hands but won't do it because he wants to protect you makes me go >//////<)
        agreed. even more fun when all that strength leaves them because they want to submit to you so bad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my... The whole cave man "you. me. sex. now." thing melts me completely. Still a virgin tho but one can fantasize... (sort of virgin: I have given a bj) Also him taking care of you when you're sick is the sweetest, I wish I had a bf like yours :'c

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Women are straight

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    marry me pls. also take e.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Start E QUICK!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

      >Also I'm not a trans girl.
      Easily fixed. Hold her down, boys.

      It is not that I have not thought about "what if I'm a girl". I just sort of haven't seen the point of it... Also I'm afraid I would be bullied more :/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        youd be bullied less if you look feminine already

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know... I'm kind of a weakling. Can't really defend myself. Really afraid that "look at that homosexual" would turn into "look at that homosexual troony" :/

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Start E QUICK!!! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    please please be my bf

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you OP? Since you live at home with your OLDER brother you can't be that old. Unless you are a manchild. Also would you wear picrel?

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