how the fuck do I respond to this? Feels like a trick question.

how the fuck do I respond to this? Feels like a trick question.

I hate how texting girls is literally like navigating a minefield, one mistake and it's over.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there anything the fair lady would particularly enjoy doing?
    It's really that easy OP. Stop being stupid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fair lady

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the fair lady
      Post results where this had worked for you ever

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A trip to the the fedora shop, perhaps?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she literally just wants to know what the date is. This isn't even a trick question.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let's go on a date
      >sure what were you thinking
      >holy shit you guys why is talking to women so hard this is a minefield

      I never think girls are going to respond, so I never bother actually having a plan. is coffee a good date?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >coffee
        Generic, boring, and transparent. You're not thinking this through. How many cups of coffee are you going to honestly get? If you have social anxiety, this is the worst possible place to go. You're going to be cracked the fuck out trying to hold a conversation with someone you've never met while all of the latent background noises rushes your eardrums.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That isn't how women work. They dont do direct questions.

          neither of you have ever been on a date

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I used to take women on dates in my 20s but refuse to at this point unless we're exclusive.

            Coffee is kind of boring but the point is that it's a minimal interaction that can be expanded upon if you're having a good time.
            >bad date
            "Oh this was great but I actually have to go do something right now, it was nice meeting you."
            >good date
            "You know, I actually know this place at X we could go and do Y at, you wanna head over there now?"

            Oh, I know how it can go but it's personally entirely too unimaginative. If I'm going to take someone on a date what I would do is pick a date where I know that something else I was looking forward to is going on. I enjoy a lot of music, so I'd check to see if a place I frequent had open mic and if my buddies were playing. I'd also check around various other spots that I think she would enjoy based off what I grokked from our conversations. I personally need adventure. Getting coffee always made me want to bang my head against the wall. I want to get to know the person through action not through what they think I want to hear.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You've never been on a date that led anywhere, have you?

            I usually just have sex with them. Dates are usually too formal and awkward. Usually just hang out with them, innitiate small amounts of contact, move to holding their hand, hand on thigh, first kiss, cuddling and in an evening I will be raw dogging them. It is simple biological mechanisms that cause a chick to fall for you. Eye contact when they are talking. Stare over their shoulder and at their lips as you you talk. Lean in when they begin to talk intimately. Lean back when you flirt. Don't talk fast. Women are easy and will jump on you if you handle them right. Since this is an autist board I will add that you should try out these tricks one at a time and don't try to go through them like a checklist.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I usually just have sex with them.
              Gargantuan levels of based. Same. I haven't been able to tolerate dating for almost over a decade. It's just pointless and stiff.
              >Women are easy and will jump on you if you handle them right.
              Double based. It's beyond ridiculous how easy they are once you get down the nonverbal communication part. I think that's what a lot of homosexuals here are missing because they're terminally online and afraid of social rejection / failure.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Coffee is kind of boring but the point is that it's a minimal interaction that can be expanded upon if you're having a good time.
          >bad date
          "Oh this was great but I actually have to go do something right now, it was nice meeting you."
          >good date
          "You know, I actually know this place at X we could go and do Y at, you wanna head over there now?"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Stormy

        coffee date makes you seem cheap. tho it is a nice place to talk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go to lunch or for a walk through a park, both are cheap and fun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't how women work. They dont do direct questions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've never been on a date that led anywhere, have you?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's go on a date
    >sure what were you thinking
    >holy shit you guys why is talking to women so hard this is a minefield

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Frogposter

    >I know a nice place to grab a drink

  5. 4 weeks ago
    COPIUM SNEEDMAN

    invite her to your place to watch kino
    works 0 times

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pick something you like to do
    >Tell her she's coming along with you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Frogposter

      >I want you to come with me as I play video games and jerk off

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This has unironically worked for me but only once and the bitch was a little busted. Not worth it. Couldn't get her to leave. That level of post nut clarity hits different.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I forgot where i was
        >Pick something a normal human being likes to do
        >Tell her she's coming along

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is something normal humans do?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her you want to fuck her doggy style then go get some McDonalds

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The trick is that if she is attracted to you then there is no wrong answer.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, she looks cute and you're in (assuming you didn't get this from r/tinder)

    Just ask her to a chill afternoon drink at a place with a cool beer garden or has a good outdoor deck with a view. Even better if the have love music where the music isn't a proper gig, just there for ambience and atmosphere.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finger tattoo
      >drawn on eyebrows
      >fake dyed blonde hair
      >covering half her face with glasses
      >cute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, post face incel. Let's see how you stack up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >makeup and cosmetics
        Yeah it's a girl lmao, OP is trying to fuck not get married. Maybe try grindr if it makes you seethe so bad

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I don't understand the logistics of going to a "drink" (like a beer or something). As I live in the United States I'd have to drive there. And how can I go on a date where we drink alchohol if I have to drive there and back?

    it doesn't make any sense. I was in Hungary and Austria for a while and I totally understand how you could go drinking for a date there as the public transit is widely availble. But here I literally don't understand the logistics of it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      COPIUM SNEEDMAN

      you drive drunk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand the logistics of going to a "drink" (like a beer or something).
      >t. rule follower
      In all seriousness, I take it you either live in a suburb or rural area? Most people just drive buzzed or drunk and pray they don't see blue berries and cherries in their rear view. How reliable is Lyft or Uber where you live? I live in the US as well, but I'm a bigcityfag so getting around is a nonissue.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > what kind of date were you thinking?
    The kind of date where we bail out to go home and fuck like animals.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's just meet at [coffee shop] and take it from there

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Stormy

    if you were a gud boi like me, you would tell her your total budget for the date with her.

    >"Hi Stacey. I have $300 to spend on our date tonight, would you like to get sashimi?"

    • 4 weeks ago
      COPIUM SNEEDMAN

      >would you like to get sashimi
      u can go to some all u can eat decent place for 1/5th of that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Stormy

        the leftover $200 is for post dinner shopping ^.^

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why on earth would you spend $150 on a girl you don't know? Let her pay for herself you cuck

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't ask girls on dates. Inv then to do something your where going to do. Don't be a bore.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a list of things that you can do in your city in the afternoon
    then pick the thing you would enjoy most and suggest it but also try to guess what she would enjoy based on her profile and suggest it as an alternative
    then respond like this
    >I can't quite decide whether I wanna do X or Y, what do you think?

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