12 fucking months mandatory service and not even paid for it. How the fuck do I get out? I don't even want to be here
How the fuck do I get out of the military?
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Masturbate in front of your base commander.
I did that and he made me a squad leader
, I've heard this about the Russian army. Many such cases. no disrespect to you personally
Underrated post. Absolutely lost it when i saw this.
He respected your courage. In Ukraine, they can't even masturbate in front of their wife's bvlls.
Baste
Go and serve subhuman homosexual
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
he's Greek
Most intelligent Dutchman
there's no mandatory service in america you dumb aquafresh nagger.
Look at it as an opportunity to build mental toughness and tolerance to stupidity. Its only 12 months pussy.
Young people don't have a fully developed temporal sense so that seems like an eternity to them.
If it were me, I would find a way to make it work one way or another - how I would I want the person that I want to be respond looking back on how I spent that year.
Depends on a training. 12 months in military is fking long time man
Rape your bunk mate until morale improves
>Incontinence.
>Get your doctor to sign off on you having bone spurs in the feet.
>become orthodox israeli
why are you such a bitch? it's just one year of grunt life. it'll be good for you, suffering builds character. Learn everything you can from the experience. you never know which of those skills might come in handy
poop and pee no draft for me
Just Say No
just piss and shit your pants constantly
the peepee poopoo method is guaranteed
Dont be a tranny homosexual. I did 18 months as a conscript in our ranger batallion. Hated life at first but i accepted it and i started loving it. I miss it alot now, you have no real responsibility and can just have fun, like being a kid again. Be a man, if thats too much eat lead homosexual
easy, Leeroy Jenkins, of course you get out of life too, ...yolo?
>browses /misc/
>"hates being in the military"
found the glowie
>browses /misc/
>"hates being in the military"
kvetch somewhere else. White aren't signing up to do what they're told anymore. Now fuck off heb
Sad
Lie to them and tell them you are epileptic
Express your desire to harpoon (sand)naggers. Not sure if that'll work there, though.
say you identify as an attack helicopter so they move you to the air force
have you tried pissing and shitting yourself simultaneously?
lol 12 months? What the fuck are you going to fight in the Greek Army? debt? lol
Friendly reminder that uk dept to gdp ratio makes Greeks look like financial masterminds
Didn't you know that we're purposely crashing it with no bame survivors
>whining about basic training
Lmfao just goof around debt nagger. It's not like your useless zoomer ass will get any responsibility
Just remember that you're learning vital skills to defend yourself when Turkey inevitably invades. Or more African "refugees."
Spam medical appointments or do drugs that get you separated.
Read Turkish news and websites
Maybe have a little Turkish flag you sorta hide but not really
Openly watch Turkish videos
smoke a lot of weed and take as many different chemical drugs as you can so your drug test will come back with all of those substances showing up in your urine, preferrably in high amounts. this is how every german kid who didn't want to play the zogbot used to do it back in the day when we still had mandatory military service.
>millenial who got "ausgemustert" because of "wehrdienstuntauglichkeit"
tbh back then they looked for any excuse not to take you since they had no space and money.
>t. T5 ausgemustert due to an ouchie i had in school sports
Fake and gay
If not fake, still gay
Stumble into traffic, fuckface
Kill yourself
get swole. suck it up and learn to enjoy the suck. but definitely get big. work out as much as you can
it's just 12 months nagger. Your ancestors all did it. Stop whining and get on with it.
start wearing a dress.
that ought'a do it.
idk brah maybe you can just roll w/it and have fun 🙂
Consider a coming of age moment, after your draft your life will have most definitely begun, take those 12 months to plan for the future, get/stay fit, and get pumped for your future
Don't you have to wear a mini skirt and slippers with pom poms on them?
Forgot pic
You rant about muh ancestors, muh based, but when you get free military training you cry on 4shunnels.
>here's your free "military training" goy
*brown skins invade your land*
>"don't worry about them goy!"
Great military you have there, just like your ancestors amirite?
Do you know how they separate the men from the boys in the Greek Navy?
>With a Crowbar!
Start talking about suicide, have the occasional tantrum.
Tell your commanding officer you have been hearing voices in your head telling you to eat your own shit. Then a few days later pack peanut butter between your thighs, walk around people who will notice and start shoving your hands down your pants so you can eat the peanut butter off your fingers.
Ask everyone you meet if they were in Golden Dawn.
heh
Don't half-ass it anon. Learn how to slay Turks
If your American just go to mental health and tell them you are schizoid. You will be out the next day.
Get a hate group tattoo that will be seen.
When confronted about it use the appropriate slurs.
You should get pushed out per this:
https://media.defense.gov/2021/Dec/20/2002912573/-1/-1/0/REPORT-ON-COUNTERING-EXTREMIST-ACTIVITY-WITHIN-THE-DEPARTMENT-OF-DEFENSE.PDF
O malaka, and in a country that fucks itself in the ass every 5 years through banking meltdowns. In a country that shoots 16 year old kids dead for throwing a stone at a police car years ago. A shithole country so corrupt you couldn't get disability even if you were disabled in the first place because office-drone stole it from you. A shithole so dirty you'll get herpes in that army bunker or genital warts for real. Shitty shitty shitty country I don't miss that backwards inbred criminal shithole called Greece. Such a inverted self-hating abyss.
Ps that compulsory mandatory service in Greece gives you the cancer-injection supposedly to let you eat rotten rations and be fine but even so the injection give you cancer by 50 100% you dead army bros. Don't get the army injection in Greece. Peace out.
Dude, the best, most functional and not-to-be-fucked-with countries have mandatory military service. It isn't just to make the country formidable, it's to make YOU formidable. I'm old enough to have kids that have kids, and I wish that when I was young, my country had such a system in place. Take advantage of the training and be thankful for it.
Look at it this way, the leftists are railing against those who are advising people to be more concerned with their physical and mental well-being. Take your cue from who your enemy hates.