How the fuck do I buy shitcoins? Just swapped 40$ worth of ETH, paid 4$ gas fee and still got only eth

How the fuck do I buy shitcoins?

Just swapped 40$ worth of ETH, paid 4$ gas fee and still got only eth

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10% fee? And you accepted it? Sad.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEK you probably only approved the use of your ETH newfag, swapping is a lot more than 4 dollars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But use for what
      I wanted swap eth for elfbar

      Isn't clicking the swap button and selecting a pair the way to do this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy fuck google it, what are you using to swap? uniswap or just the metamask garbage you posted in OP

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Metamask. I don't care if it's shit, even then it should do what it says to do

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That shit is garbage, bro. They take an extra "metamask fee".

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nevermind the fee the question is why it took fee and didn't swap the shitcoin

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unable to load balance
    might be a display error.

    A lot of those new tokens have sales taxes.
    Also, use uniswap instead of metamask swap function, it's cheaper

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Load your address in etherscan, you will see all transactions and token holdings.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      0x15467d610d9945B2a6ff7b3411D5729613315649

      This is my wallet adress
      What the fuck happened?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Got this message
        Status:
        Fail with error 'UniswapV2Router: INSUFFICIENT_OUTPUT_AMOUNT'

        Warning! Error encountered during contract execution [execution reverted]

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You gotta increase the slippage bro, low liquidity means you need bigger slippage I would recommend not bothering op

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is no such coin as elfbar on uniswap or on arbitrum network

            Gonna do this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you should paste the token address into uniswap
              Metamask just goes through uniswap anyway

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The gas price is still high and the protip for using Arbitrum seems to be not working because it says that it is personal adress

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The token is probably not on arbitrum

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Price changed too much and the swap failed.

        https://etherscan.io/tx/0x8dbf41fe22202ec95140fb694a4880fb0519f9523d40bb555edbbaadbb056dac

        this is an issue on l1, because blocks happen every 14s and others can try to buy too, but their buys change the price.

        There's a more complicated way to use an alternative rpc that won't process a failing transactions https://docs.flashbots.net/flashbots-protect/rpc/quick-start/
        but will require slightly larger priority fee (like 1 gwei, it's in the advanced tab) and the failing transaction will just stay in the 'pending' state forever, so it's inherently confusing for new users.

        Anyway, what you can do is try to buy it again on https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For small swaps you're better off transferring ETH to one of the 30+ Ethereum Layer 2s via one of the 50+ bridges. Make sure it's a Layer 2 with an escape hatch and a trusted bridge though otherwise you risk losing all your funds and remember to budget for the Layer 1 gas fees for bridging to the Layer 2 and back again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Base, optimism and arbitrum are supported directly by most exchanges now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, if you register and KYC for a good trusted CEX that supports Base, Optimism and Arbitrum you can use that instead of a bridge and you're all set for DeFi.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How the fuck do I buy shitcoins
    Don't

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine believing ITT
    daily reminder LULZ is nothing but GPT AI bot generated content
    Literally no one is "buying" shitcoins 2023. Its just VCs dumping their premines on you anon wake up.
    Leave the internet and thank me later

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elfbar fucking kek
    good work op very original thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Laugh at elfbar but imagine how much you could make if you got early

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the future of finance

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why Arbitrum One says that all contracts are personal adress?

    Can't add a single coin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tokens on rollups are technically separate, it's a different network.
      You can't copy the address from ethereum to them.
      (it's technically possible for the address to be the same in rare cases)

      Some tokens only exist on ethereum, some only exist on arbitrum/etc

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