How the FUCK did they do it?

How the FRICK did they do it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    With boats

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    with catamarans
    when resources are scares you have 2 options, take it from someone, very risky and will surely trigger retaliation (war)
    or find new ones, risk your life to explore the unknown
    those little doubleboats were especially helpful to these explorers

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK did they make it to Africa but not Australia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They did make it to Australia; they just didn't stick around because over 90% of Australia is barely inhabitable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they settle the 10%

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and why didn't they take over australia so there would be some actual humans living there

          Depending on where exactly you made landfall on Australia's coast, it's either totally uninhabitable, or prohibitively shit. For example the north of Queensland is heavy rainforests with a lot of shit going on. It's a generally unappealing place with totally fricked terrain, not pleasant to settle in. Think Vietnam's deep jungles, but it's also got insane vertical variance. Other places are relatively barren of resources, so while you could easily land and survive there briefly, there's not enough to hunt and gather to survive off. The few good, desirable spots to land and establish colonies were probably already taken by the local Aboriginals. As someone born here, I could easily imagine some people landing with a catamaran, spending a week here and then going 'yeah frick this place'.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They probably mixed with Abos. Some samples seem to be pulled towards East Asians. I don't think it's from recent mixing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >they included modern "Abos" who are over 90% European
            >others who are Dios mio Euro, Han, Papuan, black, Abo creaturas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they feared the virile abo bvlls
      sydney has a suburb that's called manly because the governor saw some abos there and said "wow they're manly"

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melanesians and Polynesians - can someone clarify the difference in origin. Sure look different.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      melanesians are an early out of africa strain. polynesians are austronesian, as all mongoloids they are have origin in siberia

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's worth noting that there are Austronesianized Melanesians as well; for example, the peoples of Vanuatu look like this, but they speak Austronesian languages.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The frick does blonde hair have to with austronesya , Kang ? It’s a melanesian trait

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's my point. The people of Vanuatu are genetically Melanesian, but they speak an Austronesian language.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *Austronesian languages

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's my point. The people of Vanuatu are genetically Melanesian, but they speak an Austronesian language.

          How did this happen
          >be melanesian guy
          >live on your island speaking papuan
          >some filipino lookimg homies visit
          >give up papuan languages and suddenly invent 100s of austronesian languages

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They fricked their women. The original inhabitants of Vanuatu were 100% Polynesians (Lapita culture). At some point Papuans from the Bismarck Archipelago (I think) arrived and replaced their male lineages and most of ancestry.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This

            They fricked their women. The original inhabitants of Vanuatu were 100% Polynesians (Lapita culture). At some point Papuans from the Bismarck Archipelago (I think) arrived and replaced their male lineages and most of ancestry.

            except the first settlers weren't Polynesians, but rather Austronesians who were closely related to the people who would become Polynesians.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's worth noting that there are Austronesianized Melanesians as well; for example, the peoples of Vanuatu look like this, but they speak Austronesian languages.

        mu chobli gad anons

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's impossible for Mongoloids to originate in Siberia. Siberia was inhabited by ANE. Non-Siberians don't have its ancestry. They came from the South.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          only western siberia was inhabited by ANE. mongoloids can't come from the south because the essence of mongoloidness is adaptation to extreme cold. they come from the russian far east.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yana is from Eastern Siberia. Salkhit from Mongolia had ANE ancestry. Either the theory of cold adaptation is wrong or they developed is somewhere else.
            There weren't any Mongoloids in Siberia in 30,000 BC and in 20,000 BC. The first typical East Asian grups show up in the vicinity of Amur River only 19,000 BC. Earlier groups even there were more like Tianyuan.

            All Siberians and Amerindians do have ANE ancestry and they obviously did not get it from West Siberia either.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So the only possibility is East Asians coming from the South after the LGM.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          only western siberia was inhabited by ANE. mongoloids can't come from the south because the essence of mongoloidness is adaptation to extreme cold. they come from the russian far east.

          Mongoloids come from the icy north. They are extremely cold adapted. Even ANEs were para-Mongoloid East Eurasians and related to them.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Primitive cavemen were less primitive/stupid than we believe

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manifest destiny

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a twist to this. Papuans/Melanesians replaced Polynesian Y-DNA, but because Austronesians were matrilocal the language remained.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they aren't good fighters tbh. Their paternal line get replaced in every land they settled. In Malaya and Java they got cucked by Austroasiatics, in Polynesia they're cucked by Papuans, in Madagascar by Bantus and in China by Han Chinese

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and why didn't they take over australia so there would be some actual humans living there

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the difference between Austronesians, Austroasiastics and Polynesians?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Austronesians
      Originated in Taiwan and spread from there to Maritime SEA and Oceania, with a smaller number in Mainland SEA (mostly Malays) and Madagascar.
      >Austroasiastics
      Originated in Mainland SEA and generally either stayed there or moved west to India.
      >Polynesians
      One sub-group of Austronesians. They only started to diversify a couple thousand years ago.
      Culturally it's hard to generalize Austronesians and Austroasiastics, because they've been diversifying for thousands of years and have been subject to competing processes of Sinicization, Indianization, Islamization, and Christianization. Also, both Austronesians and Austroasiastics probably have their ultimate roots in southern China, so there are a lot of genetic similarities.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense because all of this takes place in a millennia, so many things happen in a millennia

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boats and hoes

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we would've still had New Zealand ornithofauna if not for that

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