How the FUCK did they do it?
How the FUCK did they do it?
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How the FUCK did they do it?
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI
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With boats
with catamarans
when resources are scares you have 2 options, take it from someone, very risky and will surely trigger retaliation (war)
or find new ones, risk your life to explore the unknown
those little doubleboats were especially helpful to these explorers
How the FUCK did they make it to Africa but not Australia
They did make it to Australia; they just didn't stick around because over 90% of Australia is barely inhabitable.
Why didn't they settle the 10%
Depending on where exactly you made landfall on Australia's coast, it's either totally uninhabitable, or prohibitively shit. For example the north of Queensland is heavy rainforests with a lot of shit going on. It's a generally unappealing place with totally fucked terrain, not pleasant to settle in. Think Vietnam's deep jungles, but it's also got insane vertical variance. Other places are relatively barren of resources, so while you could easily land and survive there briefly, there's not enough to hunt and gather to survive off. The few good, desirable spots to land and establish colonies were probably already taken by the local Aboriginals. As someone born here, I could easily imagine some people landing with a catamaran, spending a week here and then going 'yeah fuck this place'.
They probably mixed with Abos. Some samples seem to be pulled towards East Asians. I don't think it's from recent mixing.
>they included modern "Abos" who are over 90% European
>others who are Dios mio Euro, Han, Papuan, black, Abo creaturas
they feared the virile abo bvlls
sydney has a suburb that's called manly because the governor saw some abos there and said "wow they're manly"
Melanesians and Polynesians - can someone clarify the difference in origin. Sure look different.
melanesians are an early out of africa strain. polynesians are austronesian, as all mongoloids they are have origin in siberia
It's worth noting that there are Austronesianized Melanesians as well; for example, the peoples of Vanuatu look like this, but they speak Austronesian languages.
The fuck does blonde hair have to with austronesya , Kang ? It’s a melanesian trait
That's my point. The people of Vanuatu are genetically Melanesian, but they speak an Austronesian language.
*Austronesian languages
How did this happen
>be melanesian guy
>live on your island speaking papuan
>some filipino lookimg niggas visit
>give up papuan languages and suddenly invent 100s of austronesian languages
They fucked their women. The original inhabitants of Vanuatu were 100% Polynesians (Lapita culture). At some point Papuans from the Bismarck Archipelago (I think) arrived and replaced their male lineages and most of ancestry.
This
except the first settlers weren't Polynesians, but rather Austronesians who were closely related to the people who would become Polynesians.
mu chobli gad anons
It's impossible for Mongoloids to originate in Siberia. Siberia was inhabited by ANE. Non-Siberians don't have its ancestry. They came from the South.
only western siberia was inhabited by ANE. mongoloids can't come from the south because the essence of mongoloidness is adaptation to extreme cold. they come from the russian far east.
Yana is from Eastern Siberia. Salkhit from Mongolia had ANE ancestry. Either the theory of cold adaptation is wrong or they developed is somewhere else.
There weren't any Mongoloids in Siberia in 30,000 BC and in 20,000 BC. The first typical East Asian grups show up in the vicinity of Amur River only 19,000 BC. Earlier groups even there were more like Tianyuan.
All Siberians and Amerindians do have ANE ancestry and they obviously did not get it from West Siberia either.
So the only possibility is East Asians coming from the South after the LGM.
Mongoloids come from the icy north. They are extremely cold adapted. Even ANEs were para-Mongoloid East Eurasians and related to them.
Primitive cavemen were less primitive/stupid than we believe
Manifest destiny
There's a twist to this. Papuans/Melanesians replaced Polynesian Y-DNA, but because Austronesians were matrilocal the language remained.
they aren't good fighters tbh. Their paternal line get replaced in every land they settled. In Malaya and Java they got cucked by Austroasiatics, in Polynesia they're cucked by Papuans, in Madagascar by Bantus and in China by Han Chinese
and why didn't they take over australia so there would be some actual humans living there
What's the difference between Austronesians, Austroasiastics and Polynesians?
>Austronesians
Originated in Taiwan and spread from there to Maritime SEA and Oceania, with a smaller number in Mainland SEA (mostly Malays) and Madagascar.
>Austroasiastics
Originated in Mainland SEA and generally either stayed there or moved west to India.
>Polynesians
One sub-group of Austronesians. They only started to diversify a couple thousand years ago.
Culturally it's hard to generalize Austronesians and Austroasiastics, because they've been diversifying for thousands of years and have been subject to competing processes of Sinicization, Indianization, Islamization, and Christianization. Also, both Austronesians and Austroasiastics probably have their ultimate roots in southern China, so there are a lot of genetic similarities.
It makes sense because all of this takes place in a millennia, so many things happen in a millennia
boats and hoes
>we would've still had New Zealand ornithofauna if not for that