how the fuck am i supposed to make friends and lose my virginity when the outside world looks like this

how the fuck am i supposed to make friends and lose my virginity when the outside world looks like this

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >when America looks like this
    ftfy

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    go inside places to meet people

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Work. literally 99% of new friends you make as an adult will be co-workers.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    >go outside go touch grass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no I didn't you homosexual, the same people making the gas prices higher are the ones who built and maintain the car centric society

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      "Go outside" is for normie homosexuals, co-workers as friends is for washed up normies
      Unironically meeting people online and meeting them is your only hope. Unfortunately you can't hop on a train like these fucking euro homosexuals who should've been nuked by Putin already, you have to learn to fucking drive and have a car if you ever want to see her.

      I hate Amerifats so fucking much more than any fucking eurocel ever would t. amerifat

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

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        this image

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        i have a car but idk where to look, i feel like anything outside of dating apps is inappropriate because people live a second life through the internet

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        this seems to be the case

        Dating apps are fucking disgusting and will just kill your soul even faster. People on the internet are still horny and lonely

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i know, i'm too paranoid to upload pics of my face on the internet anyway.

          i just hate how anti-social we've become over the past 20 years to the point where we can't function without the internet

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >i know, i'm too paranoid to upload pics of my face on the internet anyway.
            Only do it if you like them enough and talked to them long enough

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              but don't you need a face pic on your dating app profile?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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          Burgerpunk (Japanese)

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

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            Burgerpunk (Anime)

            (dubs)
            very kino posts anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Unironically what would happen if Japan ever invaded the US

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

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          Burgerpunk (Anime)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what bugs me here isn't the car dependence its that most of my fellow Burgers drive like maniacs. They race around at 85mp when the roads are clear, floor it to get to a stoplight two seconds faster, think nothing of idling for half an hour. and then they wonder why they get 15mpg and are paying so much for gas.

      I recently met a dude who drives the same make and model of car as I do, an older Japanese econobox. He was bitching about gas and I asked what kind of mileage he gets, it was in the low-mid 20s. I get in the mid-40s. I'm paying roughly half what he is for gas in the same kind of car, just because I don't have a lead foot.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        car-dependent neighborhoods make you drive faster because the speed limits are higher, the lanes are wider and residential units are segregated from businesses.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No they don't, any more than there being a burger king by the side of that six-lane arterial makes you fat, because you just have to stop there. Everyone is perfectly capable of taking their foot off the gas regardless of how wide or straight the road is.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            they're capable, but they still don't because it's basic psychology.

            wide roads, no trees = fast drivers
            narrow streets, trees by the curb = slower drivers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't make shite, the garden gnomed at General Motors lobbied for it

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "Go outside" is for normie homosexuals, co-workers as friends is for washed up normies
    Unironically meeting people online and meeting them is your only hope. Unfortunately you can't hop on a train like these fucking euro homosexuals who should've been nuked by Putin already, you have to learn to fucking drive and have a car if you ever want to see her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

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      Looks like a nightmare.
      Also looks like you need to get a car my boy.

      i have a car but idk where to look, i feel like anything outside of dating apps is inappropriate because people live a second life through the internet

      Oh um you were supposed to do that while you were in school
      Your free trial of social life is over, welcome to america

      this seems to be the case

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    Looks like a nightmare.
    Also looks like you need to get a car my boy.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh um you were supposed to do that while you were in school
    Your free trial of social life is over, welcome to america

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    that image looks exactly like my current town and everywhere within 100 miles. kill me

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit bro, bitches love telescopes! You about to get mad pussy! Mmmhmm!
    SMACK! No, motherfucker, you ain't getting no pussy

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

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    We could have had Night City, but we chose the Burgerpunk style. Real life is so disappointing.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this image. This shit is a rest stop for travelers, not your average American suburb.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bitch every boulevard in suburbia looks like that, a fucking multi-lane highway. speed limit always above 40 mph. quit defending this shit.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is the result of a system whose one and only aim is gain, to the exclusion of all other aspects of life.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day homosexual. america is bad but 95% of it doesnt look like that. go jack off to trains and 0 mobility.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >0 mobility
      you mean like rush hour traffic on i95? yeah it's almost as bad as los angeles. fuck cars.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Go to Walmart and try talking to women. You'd be surprise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. A couple of my friends went to Wal-Mart and just randomly approached women and got easy GF there. You should do the same too, OP

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking lmao
    America gets a once in a millennia chance to create the perfect western society, and completely fucks it up.

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