How the FRICK do I get my hands on paramemes?

How the heck do I get my hands on paramemes?
Steinkogler doesn’t ship to the US, Kommandostore is out of my size (US 14) and probably will be for a while since their last restock was only 6 months ago, and the only ones on ebay are footlet-sized.
How does a burger possibly acquire these?

42 thoughts on “How the FRICK do I get my hands on paramemes?

  1. Anonymous says:

    Sorry to say but it’s only going to get harder. Soldiers are keeping their boots these days and the KS reproduction runs are going to be few and far between, while other surplus shops often have these as -permanently- out of stock. Really your best bet is to just lurk ebay, grailed, etc like a hawk for a pair and hope KS gets another run of these.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I should try and sell you my waxi boots, bigfoot.
    My UK 12 paramemes fit fine. My UK 12 waxis seem like they are at least a size bigger.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Why would you want to buy these? Nobody outside of LULZ thinks this looks good. Why do you want to out yourself as a far-right incel cuck that is essentially larping as a soldier? What exactly are you trying to communicate with these boots?

    I bet you are the same kind of person who thinks this cringe shit looks good.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Dr Marten 1490 model or any of the large variety of US-made all leather combat boots. Vietnam USGI ripple sole is all-eyelets, McRae and Altama make good stuff if you want speedlace.

    • Anonymous says:

      USGI leather combat/jungle boots are goat, McRae too. Their jungle boots are the most comfortable boots I’ve ever worn.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *