how tf do I get a job out of college? I've applied to 1k+ jobs. software btw

how tf do I get a job out of college? I've applied to 1k+ jobs

software btw

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Step one, don't be Indian

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt you do any internship, dumbass?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it too late to do an internship if you're in your last semester? I'm confused

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you haven't gotten any interviews, keep updating your resume. Use the career services available to you to have it reviewed. If you are getting interviews but no offers, study interviewing. Just go on youtube and watch some videos on it. You'll see all the little mistakes you were probably making without realizing it.

        Also, try to stave off a resume gap. If you're already graduated and just sitting around your parent's house, find some volunteer projects or some shit like skyrim mods to work on. It'll help a lot.

        Depends if one's available. The hardest part about internships tends to be that they're in short supply.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to have a job before you get out of college. Why were you doing internship or returnships during the summer? Chances are you a lazy little boys who's living with his parents and has still never stepped foot in the real world

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >software btw
    Did you go to a community college? Any real program would have a pipeline to different companies and at least internships to build your resume. Do you think you just are handed a job along with your degree?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get 4 year degree
    >apply for entry level positions
    >All require a minimum of 5 years experience, not counting time spent in school
    >give up and work at Walmart
    In the 4 years you wasted at school, you could have gotten a $1 raise at Walmart. Loser

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be female or black

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anybody want to train this weaboo troon to work in an office?

    sorry, nobody wants you. I guess go to college again.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >software
    Why did you pick a job that 3bn jeets and changs can do?
    Pick a career for whites/japanese like materials science or structural engineering.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek engineers are considered a blue collar job in japan, enjoy your 20k/yr salary

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buddy works at HR here in Canada, he says any software or IT position in his company will be flooded with 10,000 or more applications, almost all are people from India or other foreign countries.
    Your only hope is to network and get a job through connections, hail mary application submissions will not get past the screening process. Also, companies are looking for very experienced candidates that are willing to take absolute shit pay.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just apply to yourself for a job you are creating for yourself and you will get it and then put it on your resume

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: dont go directly into tech. Go into some other industry which has a need for tech workers.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just apply with a decent resume, you don't even need a degree to get a job in software.
    pays pretty well.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're fine. It's a stupid numbers game and your school doesn't give a shit about you since they already got your money. If you don't have a network to leverage, just do projects and make your bullet points on your resume focus on business needs. if you are an Indian, then fuck off and forget everything I told you because I'm racist.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm over five years and a nervous breakdown into wondering where my tech job is. The other students just used me to study because I knew all of the answers to the professors questions but not one of them clued me in on how to get a job.

    The more I try to sharpen my skills, the more unobtainable a job seems to become. It's like reality has rubber banded difficulty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Graduated in 2018
      Might as well find a new career

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