How pozzed is the Mario movie going to be?
How pozzed is the Mario movie going to be?
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>objective good and evil
They'll try and pozz it up but fail.
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Correct.
3>W
The 90's Mario movie was kino and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Based.
>Luigi
>played by a woke beaner with no moustache
Grabbing any Italian guy off the street and giving him a fake moustache would've been better.
>italians
>not beaner
It really was.
Among the worst movies I've seen. Pretty sure it gave me brain damage.
A movie that is haplessly fun and unintelligibly camp in its execution is 500000000x better than a movie trying to tell you how to feel, think, experience, and exist in your own life (every movie after 2012)
If you're on crack maybe
there is a reason ~~*they*~~ memed that it was bad
Anyone remember the schizo before the election who kept saying that Trump would be shot in the head and is the antichrist based off bowser in this movie
Good times
Trump era was so fun on pol
This movie was lit as fuck and if you don't like it you're a total homosexual with shit taste.
It was produced by the people who made the Max Headroom series, and they share similar aesthetics and vibes.
If youre some gay anime loving fag who hated it because it wasnt like the gay shit Nintendo made involving the mario franchise then you suck even more than the people who dislike it because they dont have a taste for dystopian sci-fi or 80s-early 90s cult films.
The people who criticize the cast are fucking retarded too. Bob Hoskins was a good Mario. I mean he was no Lou Albano but close enough. Dennis Hopper as Bowser was fucking genius and the girl playing Daisy was cute as fuck.
It's probably one of the most criminally underrated movies ever made and its extremely rewatchable and still delivers nostalgic early 90s feels every time i watch it.
If you dislike it you regardless of whether or not its objectively a "bad movie" you fucking suck, end of story.
The only thing that sucked was the casting.
For being 1993, it could have been much worse.
They could have cast Mike Myers and Adam Sandler as Mario and Luigi or some shit.
Can you imagine if they had the idea to make the same movie today?
Luigi would be some homosexual loser like Michael Cera and Mario would be Jack Black or some shit.
It would be 1000% more pozzed as well.
>Mr. Notoriously Type-casted Bad Guy actor as Bowser was fucking genius
What are you talking about?
His most famous roles prior to this were Easy Rider, Blue Velvet and Texas Chainsaw 2 where he is anything but bad guy.
The production was a nightmare, though. Hoskins and Leguizamo were drunk most of the time.
Bob Hoskins as Mario was literally the only good thing in this movie
open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
It's also the most esoteric movie ever made. Like Eyes Wide Shut on steroids.
Explain.
It's about reptilian shapeshifters from a parallel dimension, for one.
Fair enough. What does the shroom represent? A way to defeat them?
Shrooms expand consciousness, allowing you to spiritually see more (like growing taller) and alongside meditation, mindfulness, gives you tools against archonic entities. But standing taller makes you a target too. The real life saga of Kyle Odom reiterates all this.
So you are saying to buy the local church, start a shroomery and slowly take in members and give them shrooms to start a mushroom cult that will oppose the israelites in 2030?
Can you fucks stfu and stop hating on all WOKE propaganda? Half of you watch anime and majority of anime is about friendship and trust.
You're fucking hypocritical
>majority of anime is about friendship and trust
Someone has pleb taste in anime lmao
Trust isn't bad, misplaced trust is the issue. Most anime show people earning trust by behaving in a respectable, honest way. But it's changing the more it's becoming americanized.
Shut the fuck up
nagger I watch taiga dramas and LOGTH.
im not 10 so i wont see it, so it doesnt matter to me
oh yeah and I'm too autistic to care mongoloid
About as Woke as the actual Super Mario Bros. Franchise? Which is to say…Not at all, really? It’s a series of games made by Japs about a working class Italian-American plumber who does Shrooms and goes on an adventure fighting against an objectively evil Demonic Dragon Turtle King.
>a working class Italian-American plumber
That hasn't been part of the "lore" since the 90's.
>not part of the lore
Bro who the fuck wears utility overalls without working in some sort of trade?
Mmm... No one.
unironically the only ones who wear those overalls now are bull dykes
one look at the south has determined that was a lie.
He has the Italian Italian accent starting in Super Mario 64.
Yeah bro troontendo has sold out to the homosexual agenda and gave up since the shitch came out.
That's why the number 1 sellout company illumination is making this movie.
You have not seen the trailer. The movie is about Peach girl-bossing. I’ll bet my nutsack.
I saw it watching sports ball with my dad, it's focused on Mario in the trailer but I would bet Mario goes to save peach and at the end she saves HIM!
They completely reworked Peach as a character to make her a protagonist. It’s so blatantly obvious when you stop denying that this is propaganda first, movie second. As someone that grew up with Mario, there is already enough information to prove they completely fucked the source material to make it a feminist statement. It’s painfully obvious. Velma did well, right?
Mario and Luigi are no longer brothers in the reboot
Feather boa power up
Peach made her fortune and notoriety on Only Fans
vaxxed
mariocarditis
not bad
CARLOS
#DiedSuddenly
>gets a fire flower boost
>dies
MarioKARTitis
I GUESS I GOT
WHAT I DESERVED
KEPT YOU WAITING THERE
TOO LONG, MY LOVE
oof bet that was from all the smog and global warming
Well if you’ve seen the trailer, he’s not even the hero… Peach is
so they're promoting WOKE feminism?
Yes
k.
So peach saves herself from the rape dungeon while Mario goes back to work charging $400 an hour to unclog drains?
Peach likes BTC (big turtle cock)
It has Charlie Day from Always Sunny as Luigi, he's a fungi so it should at least be enjoyable.
doesn't matter. we can use AI to replace the voices
Moderate. Universal will push it as far as they can, but they've seen how disastrous Disney's full woke approach has been, and will be a bit more subtle.
They have to also be careful as this movie is actually a commercial for the new Nintendo areas in Universal's theme parks.
Very, very underrated post!
If Nintendo corp has control some over the movie, it probably won't be as woke as other movies.
It will literally have princess peach saving mario. I would bet my life savings on it. Seth rogen is in it bro.
Those "bananas" are going to have a lot more than potassium in them
The voice acting alone is like a mouse turd in my milkshake.
I think it'll be fine, compared to other animated films, at least.
Mario Bros is dressed freemasonry/Gnosticism. The everyman laborer(the mason) with an M on his hat. Bowser is the demiurge waiting at the end of your journey. You defeat him in hopes of reaching Peach(Sophia) only to find you have to try again in another world. Mushroom psychedelics, stars of power and checkered floors.
sanic is masanic too
Bingo
This type of thing fills me with an existential dread.
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Was it gay to fap to those super crown memes?
>troon troon troon
Underrated
Im gonna watch it!
They're making a movie? Fuck. Probably pretty fucking pozzed OP. You homosexual. Wrong board
It takes a special type of retard to disregard culture. You learned nothing from Yuri
Hollywood israelite will have a field day with this one
Hmm who know, but from what I heard Nintendo was heavily involved after the first one fucked up so bad.
Let's see how the israelite soil another franchise that they don't even own.
yes
I HAVE AN IDEA! How about we make Mario racist!
Warp Pipe: Referencing the Alt Right Pipeline(It doesn't exist in actuality)
He only kills Brown or Green enemies
His outfit is Red and White which is the Nazi flags primary colors.
Koopas invade Mario's lands and steal the blonde princess Peach.
Mario will be a bumbling retard and Princess Peach will have to save the day because she's amazing at everything.
Miyamoto pozzed Mario before any of you were born. Birdo is a transgender creature since Super Mario Bros 2.
You have a point.
Princess Peach is going to save Mario in the end.
>Asking how pozzed the Mario 2023 film will be
>After they added that talentless fucking cunt israelite Seth "WEED LMAO" Rogen in as DK's voice
the masonic brothers by illumination ?
we already saw the good part; mariocarditis
take your booooosters
What studio is making it?
Universal? I think it's tied in with the theme park
It’s going to be amazing and I’m looking forward to the movie tbh.
They better give Geno a cameo
Why is Princess Peach cosplaying as an Axem Ranger? Did she ever use a halberd in any of the games?
I think that’s supposed to be the axe that you cut down Bowser’s bridge with
Universal Pictures PR Department
>axem ranger
based norwegian, just beat that game a few weeks ago.
STRONK! STRONK! WOOOOOOOOOOMAN!
"Is he causing trouble for you, m'ady?"
LEAVE
THE
LADY
BE,
CHUD!
It’s from Super Mario Bros
Yes, Mario uses it to chop down the bridge and kill the bad guy.
The Princess doesn't use it to pose as a feminist.
She's gonna throw the halberd at Bowser.
He'll melt it midair with his fire breath
The molten metal will land harmlessly a foot away from him as a pile of goo.
He'll walk towards her nonchalantly, probably giving her some quip about her weakness compared to him.
Throughout the walk we'll be seeing Peach through Bowser's eyes as her face contorts into a look of horrified realization.
We'll see Bowser's arm swipe towards her in a wipe to black.
We'll transition to a scene with some other character, and in a later scene we'll see her in a cage in a dungeon of Bowser's flying fortress.
Screencap this, because I'm almost 100% sure that's how it'll play out.
nowhere near as pozzed as someone who even cares about such shit
>How pozzed is the Mario movie going to be?
If you have to ask, you haven't been paying attention.
I still don't understand how they went with this ugly ass uncanny valley pixar style instead of using the normal mario art style.
peach is going to be a "kick ass" fighter that don't need no man to save her.
guarantee she will save mario more than once.
she will either rarely be in her princess dress or simply rip her dress (the overused and tiresome symbol of dismantling the princess trop).
Listen to her talk in the previews.
They're giving her feminist's fake vocal fry, too.
I honestly dont know. It might not be as it is a japanese IP and Nintendo is the 3rd most cash rich company in Japan. They are sitting on hundreds of billions worth of IP that hasnt really been touched by non japanese movie that have been running on the fumes of their destroyed IPs for the last half decade.
So we will see i guess.
I think they're going to take a half step back to 2010 levels of propaganda to get back their Chinese (and domestic) audience.
Luigi, DK, and Bowser all all voiced by israelites.
It wont be pozzed
mario is based
I'm growing my moustache out in anticipation for the movie
I'm going as mario and my wife is going as toad. We will be handing out mario themed baked goods that my wife makes to the children
Cant wait, movie event of the decade
It's still not out?