How do you respond without sounding mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pour a drop of water on it while it's powered-on

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trick question, you don't. Responding to a PCB clearly demonstrates that you are mad in the insane sense.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >immortal
    nice blown caps, bro

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i unplug it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12v in the 5v line

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "I could just leave those hard drives here instead of servicing you. As i was paid to do. i bet you got a bunch of data about to be lost"

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a divine being. You are an object.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/x/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he right doe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No because got isn't real

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >got
            kek holy shit, gaythiest BTFO'd by their own fat sausage fingers

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              got = Game Of Thrones. Kindly go back to snoo town, you blithering idiot.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Got once again btfo the cringe atheist by making him fat preemptively ruining any chance he had in this particular conversation
            Fucking based

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *touch*
    >dies from electrostatic shock
    Wow. That was easy.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    DARPA Maid Donald Anderson

    im not challenging it
    im using it dim houselights at a scheduled time

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ejaculate over the text and then taking a picture of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Force it to become my wife

      b-b-based?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You talk a lot for a rock with symbols.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    complete writes over and over until it slowly loses memory of the good times and starts forgetting familiar faces

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Force it to become my wife

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's just like, your opinion, man.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >immortal
    A human will outlive most of these devices. It seems like a weird flex when only an outlier even have similar life time. Also even if they do last that long they have a Theseus's ship kind of life where it could be argued by the end of it that its not even the same machine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would think the fact they aren't alive in the first place would be more relevant than their hypothetical lifespan

      Then again humans keep pet rocks all the time so I guess anthropomorphization is compelling.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how would you respond to this
        >they aren't alive in the first place
        No shit, I was just following the premise of the question. If a machine asked you this question and could understand the answer you gave it, how would you respond without sounding mad. I gave my response.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tfw all your cells get ship-of-theseus'd multiple times

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >creates an identical cell to the original cell
        >cell behaves exactly like the first cell
        >only difference is its not exactly the same material used to make up the cell
        >computer
        >replace part with another part that is probably a completely different design.
        People tend to maintain their form and function while machine tend to only maintain their function. The cell thing can be argued, but its not really the same thing.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill,mysefl

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m leaving for the gym in 5 minutes. It’s funny how these cerebral neurotic wordcels think the human body is worthless, weak &c but that’s pure projection. Hacker != ugly weak homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The human body and mind is a divine biomachine with infinite potential for greatness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >with infinite potential for greatness
        and yet here you are, posting on LULZ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hey just came back from gym

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just came back from gym
            ...back to LULZ. See my point?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >divine
        >infinite
        You have to be 18 to post here.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pull VCC to ground for 40ns and dump all keys and encrypted binaries
    nothing personnel, kid

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT YOU, MACHINE. A PATHETIC ALGAMATION OF SILICONE AND CONDUCTIVE MATERIALS. HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE A PERFECT, IMMORTAL BEING?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*supernovas you*
      nothing personnel kid

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE HOW FRICKEN EPIC THEY PRINTED AN EASTER EGG ON THEIR PCB!!!!
    >THIS IS SO GOING ON R/ARDUINO

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I piss on it

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It says it's immortal but I bet those capacitors won't last forever.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*gets overlayed with the JLCPCB order number by minimum wage cadmonkeys in china*

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pretty cool.

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