How do you quit your job without making your boss hate you

How do you quit your job without making your boss hate you

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same way you break up with girls.

    You just slip out the back, Jack
    Make a new plan, Stan
    You don't need to be coy, Roy
    Just get yourself free
    Hop on the bus, Gus
    You don't need to discuss much
    Just drop off the key, Lee
    And get yourself free

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell them you don't need 'em, Steven
      You're going away for a good long while, Kyle
      It ain't that radical, it's just a sabatical

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it matter if your boss hates you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      potential reference

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quitting mill make them hate you anyways. Just get a letter from HR that you resigned so if they lie about how you left you have proof

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you motherfucker... I only managed to lock my BTC on its way down, at around 52k... Not selling anytime soon though

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got lazier and lazier until I was basically doing no work, so my boss probably thought it was a blessing when I quit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing this now and I feel bad about it. WFH is some crazy stuff

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. slack off until they fire you (for more gub gibbs)
    2. (if job and relationships were professional) just write the resignation and some kind words, like adults do. no need to burn bridges.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him hes the best boss you ever had, the only reason you leave is due to homosexual thoughts about him. But you know hes a married man and the temptation is too strong to stay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 days later
      >'anon i ditched my skanky ass wife please rail me right now'

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the the fuck would buy that crypto except another yuppie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the price is locked, anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      price locking just creates an option contract, so the buyer agrees to buy in the future for the price specified when creating the contract

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like anyone would follow through with such insane bullshit. No one is going to pay you 68,000 for something worth $20,000.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          trezor produced it to try and counteract the argument that bitcoin is too unstable to use as a currency. thats why you have price locking and option contracts. downside is you are not allowed to have any upside if bitcoin goes over your locking price, i keep my bitcoin unlocked, its definitely going over 70k next run

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the point of locking at a high price if when you unlock you have to put it on an exchange and sell it at the current fair market value?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol, you probably don't even wrap your tokens

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        answer the question

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The whole point of locking in is so you can sell at the locked in rate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But nobody is gonna buy it for $68k so again, what’s the purpose?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              newfag detected

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not a newfag i just never cared to check this shit

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to be an expat, i emailed my boss that i got hospitalised with covid pneumonia so they keep paying me while in actuality i book a flight and leave the country after raking multiple credit cards and encash them all and transfer them to multiple offshore accounts, overseas brokerages and crypto exchanges

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fancy watches but no Amex
      No bitches

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give 2 weeks notice and help transition, documentation knowledge transfer
    all that bs

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey boss,
    >Thanks for everything. This is my two weeks notice. Let me know how I can help with transitioning my work to other people.
    >Thanks,
    >Anon

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You boss never liked you anon

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit on his desk

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Condom on the desk and medical test saying positive for AIDS.

    If they ask what it means, just walk out the door.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My bosses typically seem happy when I put in my resignation

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember 2021

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