My friend's father was divorced and recently did something simple like culinary courses at a local college. He's a nice dude so he wasn't creeping on them or anything but they were all naturally drawn to him as a chiller, older dude.
Do something like that. College courses that vaguely interest you. Don't be a sperg or a creeper, just be a chill and laid back kind of guy.
act like a young dipshit. women are like faceblind or something and will treat a 50 year old man like he's 20 so long as he acts like a stupid 20 year old
I'm serious about this, I was talking to a girl about some tweaker we were hanging out with and I mentioned how he was an old fucker and she was shocked, like,"I forgot how old he is", and this guy has the deepest wrinkles in every place you can have a wrinkle.
Barely any woman do. They either bend over or lay on their back 95% of the time. This isn't porn, you're doing the work, buddy.
But it's usually a better experience with a younger, less experienced woman with a better body and tighter cunt. Nobody wants to bang the 45 year old woman because she has experience and knows how to screw well, they want the young hot ass.
I wouldn't know. my first gf was 15 when I was 17 and by the time we broke up I wasn't looking for 18 yr olds but damn if she didnt fuck me better than anyone I've had since. not that I've had a ton of other partners but she fucked better than any of them.
I dont chase younger women, but I wish they'd step up their game sexually. Kinda sad that my first 15 year old gf was a better lay.
(that being said I do sometimes wonder just how and what taught her so much about fucking at such a young age and sometimes it bothers me, but .... -hope she turned out okay. still a better fuck than any older women I've been with since her.)
when it comes to sex age is really just a number. plenty of "women" just lay their and plenty of younger women will fuck you in ways that would make /b/ blush. vice versa versa vice.
sex is hit or miss no matter how "worldly & experienced" your partner is.
I think op mostly just wants to fuck a nice tight body again. no shame in that. plenty of older women chasing younger dudes.
this only works if she's used to attention, but -be the guy that doesn't try to talk to her or hit her up. your lack of attention will cause her to wonder about you over time and she'll start to approach you. it's very passive and I wouldn't recommend it as a primary means of meeting women, but it seems to have an effect. it doesn't mean they'd fuck you but you it puts you on their radar in a major way somehow.
here's my thing. I prefer routines. I've lost count of the times I've had to change my routine to avoid attention from women that were fuckable because I wasn't looking for that when i went to those places. I'm not even that good looking. something about ignoring desirable women of any age heightens their interest in you if you keep coming around without expressing desire for them and keeping it all business.
again I would not recommend this as how get with a woman of any age, but something about doing this makes them insatiably curious. maybe just maybe you'd get lucky but you'd have to be super dedicated for this be your tactic because the only reason it works is because you're really not trying to hook up -you're just there being your most natural self and yeah they're totally fuckable but you don't care about that because that's not why you're there.
From the age of 28 to 31, I took comedy classes, and met my 2 girls here.
I had a long secret affair with a 16-17yo the first year, and an open relationship with a 20yo the last.
Playing or repeating a scene at home makes getting close to a girl very easy, especially if the scene contains strong emotions and touch.
Dating a 16/17yo may seem both insane and undoable for some of you, but when you've talked to her face to face as "lovers", touched her, smelled her closely, and looked her in the eyes, all this countless times, it was natural to kiss in the backstage area and even want to fuck.
Also, such hobbies weed out the dumbest and most superficial girls, so the fresh pussies are not annoying.
This is going to get a ton of butthurt replies but before it does, elaborate more on you dating that 16 year old, I'm going through a similar situation at work (I'm 24) and have had some of the 16-17 year old girls there flirt with me heavily, pretty sure they're just fetishizing me because of my age but whatever.
As a 16yo, she was the class's youngest and most shy member.
As there were tons of other girls to look for, at first, I wasn't really thinking about dating her, I was just thinking about being nice to her.
Of course, because I considered her attractive, I was probably doing more than just being nice, but I definitely wasn't hitting on her.
Because only 2 guys in the class "really" talked to her, and the one who wasn't me was a weirdo (in a bad way), I gradually became "the guy" she was kind of close to.
Then I recall failing to get closer to the girl I preferred in class. At this point, I admitted to myself that I was attracted by that young girl, and that I should try getting closer with her.
So I started texting her infrequently about things that happened in class, sitting near to her in class, and asking her to play with me more frequently. I even spoke to her mother a few times as she was waiting to pick her up.
Physical language does not lie, that young girl was never backing up when I was getting close to her.
Once, as we were repeating in the backstage area, I began massaging her. I felt that she was completely relaxed and not moving, so I had the balls to touch her belly and kiss her on the hair and neck.
Then we agreed to see each other outside of class.
how did you deal with the fear of being caught and arrested and put in pound me in the ass prison and having to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life. that's what keeps me away from even considering a 16yo, even though they are SO FUCKING HOT
College, unironically.
My friend's father was divorced and recently did something simple like culinary courses at a local college. He's a nice dude so he wasn't creeping on them or anything but they were all naturally drawn to him as a chiller, older dude.
Do something like that. College courses that vaguely interest you. Don't be a sperg or a creeper, just be a chill and laid back kind of guy.
You can be qualified to teach those courses with a master's degree. I am drunk on the power
Have money
act like a young dipshit. women are like faceblind or something and will treat a 50 year old man like he's 20 so long as he acts like a stupid 20 year old
I'm serious about this, I was talking to a girl about some tweaker we were hanging out with and I mentioned how he was an old fucker and she was shocked, like,"I forgot how old he is", and this guy has the deepest wrinkles in every place you can have a wrinkle.
Why the fuck would you want that? 18 year olds don't know how to fuck
Barely any woman do. They either bend over or lay on their back 95% of the time. This isn't porn, you're doing the work, buddy.
But it's usually a better experience with a younger, less experienced woman with a better body and tighter cunt. Nobody wants to bang the 45 year old woman because she has experience and knows how to screw well, they want the young hot ass.
>Nobody wants to bang the 45 year old woman
>they want the young hot ass
How about both? Don't be gay.
....
I wouldn't know. my first gf was 15 when I was 17 and by the time we broke up I wasn't looking for 18 yr olds but damn if she didnt fuck me better than anyone I've had since. not that I've had a ton of other partners but she fucked better than any of them.
I dont chase younger women, but I wish they'd step up their game sexually. Kinda sad that my first 15 year old gf was a better lay.
(that being said I do sometimes wonder just how and what taught her so much about fucking at such a young age and sometimes it bothers me, but .... -hope she turned out okay. still a better fuck than any older women I've been with since her.)
when it comes to sex age is really just a number. plenty of "women" just lay their and plenty of younger women will fuck you in ways that would make /b/ blush. vice versa versa vice.
sex is hit or miss no matter how "worldly & experienced" your partner is.
I think op mostly just wants to fuck a nice tight body again. no shame in that. plenty of older women chasing younger dudes.
this only works if she's used to attention, but -be the guy that doesn't try to talk to her or hit her up. your lack of attention will cause her to wonder about you over time and she'll start to approach you. it's very passive and I wouldn't recommend it as a primary means of meeting women, but it seems to have an effect. it doesn't mean they'd fuck you but you it puts you on their radar in a major way somehow.
here's my thing. I prefer routines. I've lost count of the times I've had to change my routine to avoid attention from women that were fuckable because I wasn't looking for that when i went to those places. I'm not even that good looking. something about ignoring desirable women of any age heightens their interest in you if you keep coming around without expressing desire for them and keeping it all business.
again I would not recommend this as how get with a woman of any age, but something about doing this makes them insatiably curious. maybe just maybe you'd get lucky but you'd have to be super dedicated for this be your tactic because the only reason it works is because you're really not trying to hook up -you're just there being your most natural self and yeah they're totally fuckable but you don't care about that because that's not why you're there.
Don't, you fucking pedo.
Stick to your own age
yeah but we're not sociable at all
so thats just a meme
democracy fails us again
You don't.
From the age of 28 to 31, I took comedy classes, and met my 2 girls here.
I had a long secret affair with a 16-17yo the first year, and an open relationship with a 20yo the last.
Playing or repeating a scene at home makes getting close to a girl very easy, especially if the scene contains strong emotions and touch.
Dating a 16/17yo may seem both insane and undoable for some of you, but when you've talked to her face to face as "lovers", touched her, smelled her closely, and looked her in the eyes, all this countless times, it was natural to kiss in the backstage area and even want to fuck.
Also, such hobbies weed out the dumbest and most superficial girls, so the fresh pussies are not annoying.
This is going to get a ton of butthurt replies but before it does, elaborate more on you dating that 16 year old, I'm going through a similar situation at work (I'm 24) and have had some of the 16-17 year old girls there flirt with me heavily, pretty sure they're just fetishizing me because of my age but whatever.
As a 16yo, she was the class's youngest and most shy member.
As there were tons of other girls to look for, at first, I wasn't really thinking about dating her, I was just thinking about being nice to her.
Of course, because I considered her attractive, I was probably doing more than just being nice, but I definitely wasn't hitting on her.
Because only 2 guys in the class "really" talked to her, and the one who wasn't me was a weirdo (in a bad way), I gradually became "the guy" she was kind of close to.
Then I recall failing to get closer to the girl I preferred in class. At this point, I admitted to myself that I was attracted by that young girl, and that I should try getting closer with her.
So I started texting her infrequently about things that happened in class, sitting near to her in class, and asking her to play with me more frequently. I even spoke to her mother a few times as she was waiting to pick her up.
Physical language does not lie, that young girl was never backing up when I was getting close to her.
Once, as we were repeating in the backstage area, I began massaging her. I felt that she was completely relaxed and not moving, so I had the balls to touch her belly and kiss her on the hair and neck.
Then we agreed to see each other outside of class.
>touch her belly
This works?
how did you deal with the fear of being caught and arrested and put in pound me in the ass prison and having to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life. that's what keeps me away from even considering a 16yo, even though they are SO FUCKING HOT
its a legal age in most states. hes referring to how he'd be viewed socially if caught
>comedy classes
Damn, I feel bad for you.
simple. Stay in shape and have a good job/money. I do it all the time.
$$$$$
You don't even have to be a millionare. Takeout from McDonalds is enough to impress at that age.
eww who wants this shes so fkn skinny and disgustang