43 thoughts on “How do you dress?

  1. Anonymous says:

    this looks like what some rich person that went to boarding school would wear after university
    put together but way too regular
    i prefer flashy jock shit like tattoos muscles n chains

    • Anonymous says:

      >i prefer flashy jock shit like tattoos muscles n chains

      Ah so you’re embracing the tasteless nog aesthetic.

      For actual white men: cotton or linen button up shirt. If long sleeve, roll sleeves. Shorts with 5-8 inch inseam depending on height, for hecks sakes there’s no magic inseam length that’s perfect for everyone. Don’t cover your knee, don’t show your balls. Work in the middle.
      For long pants, linen, poplin, tropical wool, or as light of a weight cotton as you can find. Light wash jeans, all cotton.

      Shoes can be penny loafers, horsebit loafers, boat shoes, ranger moccasins, tasteful tennis shoes.

      If you’re going formal, pay attention to fabric and cut for sport coats. Go for something light and breathable, unlined if possible and with minimal or no shoulder padding (unstructured). Hopsack weave, fresco weave, tropical weight wool, linen, seersucker, or even plain cotton works well. You probably only need one sport coat for formal occasions, a navy blue blazer with metal buttons in any of the above fabrics will work for just about everything.

      Wear a vneck tshirt to stay hidden and protect your shirts from sweat.

      This worked for me when I lived in Georgia, should work just about anywhere.

        • Anonymous says:

          >where you live now
          Somewhere only slightly less hot. No way I’m telling you crazy hecks any personal info.

          • Anonymous says:

            >i prefer flashy jock shit like tattoos muscles n chains

            Ah so you’re embracing the tasteless nog aesthetic.

            For actual white men: cotton or linen button up shirt. If long sleeve, roll sleeves. Shorts with 5-8 inch inseam depending on height, for hecks sakes there’s no magic inseam length that’s perfect for everyone. Don’t cover your knee, don’t show your balls. Work in the middle.
            For long pants, linen, poplin, tropical wool, or as light of a weight cotton as you can find. Light wash jeans, all cotton.

            Shoes can be penny loafers, horsebit loafers, boat shoes, ranger moccasins, tasteful tennis shoes.

            If you’re going formal, pay attention to fabric and cut for sport coats. Go for something light and breathable, unlined if possible and with minimal or no shoulder padding (unstructured). Hopsack weave, fresco weave, tropical weight wool, linen, seersucker, or even plain cotton works well. You probably only need one sport coat for formal occasions, a navy blue blazer with metal buttons in any of the above fabrics will work for just about everything.

            Wear a vneck tshirt to stay hidden and protect your shirts from sweat.

            This worked for me when I lived in Georgia, should work just about anywhere.

            Lol this is way too much
            You can wear a trash bag n khakis if youre not obese in georgia n look better than most of the population

          • Anonymous says:

            You mentioned Georgia
            You really don’t need to wear all of that to be ”well dressed” in Georgia

          • Anonymous says:

            >You mentioned Georgia
            Ah, I’m not the original anon. I see where the confusion stems from.
            >You really don’t need to wear all of that to be ”well dressed” in Georgia
            Fair enough

      • Anonymous says:

        >penny loafers, horsebit loafers, boat shoes
        socks or no socks? I’ve tried canoe socks with loafers for the summer but they kept coming off my heel. Going sockless smells too much

        • Anonymous says:

          Always socks. You have to find a pair of no show socks that works for you, try searching for "liners" as well as socks.
          Bombas makes some good ones, Sperry and Boardroom Socks are decent too

          https://shop.bombas.com/products/mens-low-cut-no-show-sock-4-pack?variant=tan&size=m

          Sperry Men’s Signature Invisible Boat Shoe Liner Socks-3 Pair Pack-No Show Combed Cotton Comfort https://a.co/d/eJldrVD

          If you’re wearing long pants, regular socks are fine.

          I’m going to try something new this summer, I’ve been seeing a few posts with athletic socks like in this pic, went back and saw similar looks from the Take Ivy era. Might give it a shot with shorts.

      • Anonymous says:

        As if whiteoids aren’t all about looking like trash.

        What you call "actual white men" is what the rest of us have always worn because we get murdered by the police if we step out of line even in the slightest. You people can have SS tattoos on your neck and a knife in each hand and a "I’m going to rape your daughter" wifebeater and walk into Lincoln Center with no ticket and get a standing ovation for existing, whereas I have to wear a Brooks Bros sweater around my neck and spectator shoes and red gabardine pleated trousers from O’Connells and a bengal stripe OCBD and gold rimmed non-prescription Moscot glasses and a "MIT" tote bag with the latest Economist jutting out of the top just to omny my phone onto the A train or I get 50 bullets in the back the second the pigs see me breathing

        t. brownoid

      • Anonymous says:

        what if you have really hairy legs and are skinny af? this aesthetic only works on people who naturally look like ryan gosling

        • Anonymous says:

          No you hecking tranny, when you’re talking about men and topics related to men, say guy or man, not "muh person" like some low-T tranny.

      • Anonymous says:

        Your tranny ass got hazed by some old money closet homosexual sociopaths in boarding school
        Im glad i went to a normal high school

    • Anonymous says:

      You’re right, no one in the history of mankind has managed to dress decently when they’re skinny and out of shape, nor have the ever managed to buckle down and improve themselves by losing weight over a few months. It’s an absolutely impossible task

  2. Anonymous says:

    Kind of like this twink, but in thinner long sleeve t-shirts. Loose fitting chinos or jeans (for the breathability) and long sleeve t-shirts. Why the heck would you want to go out in the sun with half your skin exposed? Do you want to age like a raisin?

    • Anonymous says:

      This. Shorts make you look like a kid about to jump in the pool, very unserious imagine going to the bar and talking to a woman while wearing shorts. Get you a pair of linen pants, and don’t wear tight shirts the sweat stains will be obvious

      • Anonymous says:

        that is an AI generated pic it looks weird and horrible, just find a real human being modelling clothes not some digital bullshit

  3. Anonymous says:

    Where do you get shorts for men now that ch*bbie’s has moved their HQ to texas and their production overseas?

  4. Anonymous says:

    As someone who lives in a hot ass area where it’s over 110 degrees in the summer,

    What really matters is your skin and physique. The less you can layer the more your body is on display.

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