How do we solve the Saturn problem?
How do we solve the Saturn problem?
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How do we solve the Saturn problem?
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hear me out
we get some beers, we scream nagger really loudly into the sky.
problem solved.
Can we do that while also firing potato cannons at it? Seems productive.
Yeah, sure man. Find a day on the calendar that nothing else is going on and pencil in a new holiday.
Pray to Jupiter instead
That goes without saying. Jupiter is best planet.
Mo money mo problems
Obviously
But, Saturn is a close 2nd
Jupiter didn’t spawn all life like saturn
Saturns rings are a cryo chamber of life. Comments are built up ring particulates that deliver life to planets. Saturn is methan and h20 just like humans. Titan is like early earth. The sun captured earth and is destroying it. Saturns heat signatures indicate it’s a brown dwarf star just like in the alchemical texts, the black/ purple sun
okay now THIS is peak schizo.
the peak of the peak, only the best for anons.
Sounds like bullshit but I believe it.
I'd say we fucking nuke it from orbit
It's game over man!
Pray to Satan instead
It is Satan you ejit
WWE has been doing that for a long time.
Pluto Neptune and Uranus outrank Saturn
But they work collectively
Neptune is deception
Uranus is revolution
Pluto is empire
Uranus must nuke Neptune
The Uranians are already preparing a response to the old Annunaki lands being dusted with DU by the American Empire.
Uranian = Iranian
Ukranian = Khazar like the northern iranics or whatever they were called, not Turks.
There would need to be oxygen there first
israelite used to shill that Earth had a ring and the ring became our moon.
Mixed up a bit. Earth will someday have a ring that will become a 2nd moon*
According to end time prophecy, after the coming cataclysm Earth will have 2 moons, it will ahve 2 moons when the antichrist is born.
The second moon might be akin to Deimos on Mars, a remnant from the dragon's tail, the bearded star whose tail will crash into earth. Possible 99942 Apophis in 2029.
Where in Revelation is this?
you do know there is a lot more than Revelation, dont you?
like, a whole lot more
>used to shill
They still shill this idea.
The claim is that another planet's orbit was perturbed in some way that put it on a collision course with Earth, and that because Earth is a bit bigger it survived the impact.
The remnant debris then formed a ring and coalesced into the Moon, so goes the theory.
I don't think that's the case however.
Seems odd that a naturally coalescing brick is as hollow as a kick drum.
Worship earth
>planet made out of gas
just light a match and watch it explode
The high iq low effort approach
The heavens declare the glory of God. I see no problem with Saturn singing praises to Jesus.
Monday Sunday Tuesday Friday Wednesday Thursday Saturday
expel the israelites
does not exist, brain fart does not counts as reality
You can see Saturn for yourself you retard
Take the right path
gas yourself.
>the evil people in the world use Hermetics to advance their evil plots
>I won’t use Hermetics to make the world better
It’s not a coincidence that BlackRock is the most dangerous company in the world at the moment. They literally channel Saturn.
So why are you posting a version of the chakra system that is used by the same people who run Blackrock?
Blackrock takes the scumbag left handed path. The Saturn Path. The black pillar. The path of Jupiter is the path of good. The white pillar.
post nose with timestamp
These people know that they are irredeemably damned, but they believe that they will gain authority in hell, over all the people who they make blindly walk into their own doom.
Hence also why they want to transcend humanity and basically become a fallen angel.
Go back to the original Hindu version. Stop using a bastardized stolen copy.
The original Hermetics are older. Sure the modern version has adapted aspects from multiple cultures, but that’s just because multiple cultures have stumbles upon the same power.
K. So drop the yiddish version.
This is dumb homosexual dick shart. Left tower is black. Middle is Grey.
Kabbalah is heretical and a path to damnnation because it only has 11 gates, there are supposed to be 12. This is why the israelites are evil, they are missing 1 and lying about it.
ngl the israelitePITER problem is much more pressing.
Nice VPN, Israeli
Blot out the memory of Abraham.
>Saturn's gravity pulls on Jupiter just enough to stop it from migrating into the inner solar system
>Jupiter's position due to Saturn acts as a protective shield by stopping asteroids and other space debris from travelling into the inner solar system and potentially hitting earth.
We should just leave it be.
Blow up all planets except Earth.
SATURN IS A FALSE FLAG. IT'S ONLY THERE TO DIVERT US FROM THE REAL THREAT THAT IS israelitePITER.
niggas
and niguz ang dinga
sa
israelitePITER?
He who puts israelites in Pits?
Jupiter
Deus Pater
God the Father
Sky Father
You are better off worshiping Uranus at this point
We would have to solve the moon problem first.
If the moon is a giant machine does that mean we can turn it into a giant machine gun?
moon is just a relay station for Saturn, beaming the latters malignance towards us. Hence why the full moon affects so many people negatively.
LUNA(moon) - tic (jerk or a spasm)
LUNATIC = crazy
it's all in plain sight.
Why would the moon be crazy?
It goes around the earth at an establish rate, pretty regularly.
Also the celestial sphere of the moon is different than the earth.
Mons is supposed to be referring to the vagina. The fantasy of love, and the willingness to be loved.
But love as a possessing is a suffering, a domestication of beauty. Whereby, compassion has an ugly side to it. A bereavement of blindness that divides a being within themselves. If a person was to be humbling to their own progeny, beauty wouldn't necessarily be the most beautiful. If one was to make themselves young, they would be coveted. That is the nature of jealousy.
It refers to the hysteria of untempered divine femininity.
Luna remains the patron of divine femininity.
Other deities directly associated with the moon ate Vatika and Ishtar.
Both those deities, despite being a Mediterranean Sea apart from each other, revolve around the excess of divine femininity.
And both of them have a cult that sacrifices boys to them by means of rape and blood ritual.
Hence child sacrifice at full moons and eclipses.
It's when the divine feminine is at its most assertive.
It's simple. We uh, eat the planet.
The planet morality scale:
Jupiter > Earth > Mars = Mercury > George = Neptune > Venus > Pluto > Saturn
This guy gets it. Jupiter and Mercury eventually defeat Saturn.
We rename all the planets from gay ass latin to Germanic. and we deport all the christians to Israel and Arabia to create their kingdom of Jerusalem and call the planets whatever they want to.
By understanding and following Natural Law, aka just do good unto others as you would want them to do unto you. Saturn isn't evil, it just represents the cosmic force of Karma. Just like the Devil isn't necessarily evil, it just offers you the bait that you yourself have to take. Its humans that manifest the Devil's work in the world. This is why the "EL"-ite worship Saturn. They use our "ignore"-ance of Natural Law against us by throwing out the bait to get us to keep hurting eachother and ourselves so we stay in a bad karma loop which grants them cosmic permission to keep us enslaved while they use the knowledge to maintain rulership.
Instead of cherry picking the bible so you can justify your homosexual desires hiw about you do all the things jesus taught,
?
>This is why the "EL"-ite worship Saturn. They use our "ignore"-ance of Natural Law against us by throwing out the bait to get us to keep hurting eachother and ourselves so we stay in a bad karma loop which grants them cosmic permission to keep us enslaved while they use the knowledge to maintain rulership.
Preying on the ignorant is a moral failure. Blinding the ignorant is a moral failure.
luv me saturn
luv me triangles
'ate cane sugar
simple as
Paint the moon black so it can't reflect the evil of Saturn anymore.
It’s not visible light you absolute nonce
holy fuck you kids are gay
Fun fact, the light of the full moon is colder than its non-illumed surroundings. You can check this for yourself with a simple thermometer. So how can this be if it is merely the reflection of warm sunlight as we are told?
>Fun fact: your brain doesn't fully develop until 25
This is made clear by your post, since air temperature is not affected by Moon phase. Fucking lying homosexual. You can literally search for yourself on the device you're on, but your low IQ monkey nagger ass still posts it anyway so you can feel "smart".
Fucking kill yourself.
Try it yourself instead of raging. It's a well known anomaly, known even by the ancients. If you measure the temperature in the light of the full moon, and measure the temp of the surrounding darkness, the spot in the moonlight will register colder than its dark surroundings.
Anon, do you mean to go into space and do the measurements?
I don't see how I'm going to get that done.
I think maybe the anon meant to go out into space and try it. It would be too much effort, and by the time you'd done it this thread would be gone anyway.
>black paint only absorbs visible light autism spectrum
You leave Saturn alone. It dindu nuffin.
Ok, so maybe it did.
listen here you little torus worshipping g-gguy! you'll never overcome the cube! Final warning bucko!
The gravitational binding energy of Saturn is approximately 10^35 joules, but that's to blow all the pieces to infinity. If you just want to destroy it and risk having the mass reform into a planet thousands of years later, you could get away with 10^33 joules or so. That require you to build a bomb with roughly 50 trillion tonnes of antimatter, with an equal amount of regular matter being converted to radiation. Alternatively, you could build a rocket using that antimatter as fuel and crash it into Saturn at 99.999% of lightspeed or whatever. Making a large asteroids worth of antimatter is a definitely a bit of a problem though.
Gas the israelites.
Threaten to make Enceladus a tranny.
Are you an astrologyfag OP?
by investing in Chainlink
IYKYK
Lots of yarmulkes that israelites wear look like the layers of Saturn
>how do I delete a concept?
you don't.
you offer a better alternative or demonstrate the pitfalls of such worship
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personally I venerate all and everything as being aspects of the one true source. the one we can never know, understand or define properly.
Considering that the merchants are really fond of humilation and inversion, what are the chances that they aren't so much worshipping Saturn but instead Saturn's fate?
Playing devil's advocate: if Saturn was an enemy of the merchants, wouldn't they openly depict it as childeater, too? Let's say Saturn (in its form as time manifest) is in some way related to cataclysms, that'd mean it has foiled the merchant's schemes time and time again.
Wouldn't Saturn technically be a woman?
Why? Saturn is Chronos.
Sorry, Cronus not Chronos.
I read in Asimov that Saturn is a mix of Chronos and Chronus, the god of time, and the god of agriculture. Asimov says this is why Father Time carries a scythe.
But time as a objective nature
Nature posses an immutable characteristic of definable and uncertain properties.
Things that external to the self can be said to be defining while things of oneself can be said to be discovering. Why and how have two different characteristic, Why can be said to be of the will, while how can be definable or definably uncertain.
A human is self taught, whilst in good nature pander to an optimism. It is sometimes through a deference of experience, that people are different.
Preexistence is the quagmire of the self, it is in the desire that profits a new being participle.
In that desire, people conjugate suppositional ancillaries to a matter of fact. The suffering of the carnal, and the ambiguity of the incorporeal.
Humans are not animals, even if one was to presume that humans are derivatives of animals, the human nature is the defining characteristic of the human.
One of the grandest deceptions is to profit a person a depreciation of death. Or to tell people how it truly is. What people desire of history, is different from what people who have lived and died desired of themselves.
That's why I dislike israelites, because I never found that the self was to be sullied by the livings proclivity for family compacts within the configurations of a possessive being.
My brother "died", but I don't know what "he" would want to be. My living relation though might be a bit conferred to a prejudice of familiarity. There must be some genetic similitude of familiarity i'd presume, but in the meekness of myself, I found that I could naturally establish that for myself through my own endowment of genetics.
One extreme shows an ultimate death, on the other, a disillusion of what was, and what could have been.
So a person comes into this world knowing themselves.
This is a free will universe and if you don't specifically request by name assistance from God directly you will get no help, since to help without a request is a free will violation.
You can skip over a lot of suffering just by learning to make requests that follow free will rules.
You can learn how to pray even more effectively. There is a technique to do it right with very specific requests
(How To Pray)
https://www.getwisdom.com/download/8270/
https://rumble.com/v164wkr-demon-spills-beans-about-vax-during-exorcism-better-version.html
They really want me to believe there's a ball with a ring just randomly floating out there? Really
And it's got a giant hexagon on top of it.
Unironically by all of us just dying and going to the afterlife which is the real world and this one is fake satan world.
TARGET SCOPE, OPEN!
Ummm, it’s called the Saturn question sweaty
Please him and let him do his thing. No other way
A pre emtive strike followed by regime change is the only awnser
Gnostic here. What is the problem? No, really. Imagine if we lived in a jungle, as humans, and we were ruled over by super ripped dudes. They were too strong for us. And then, we found out HOW the got so strong. We wouldn’t destroy that thing (we also can’t), but what we COULD do it find out WHAT made the so strong, and then do it. Meme Magick is real. We did it once. It went away when we started using apu instead of Pepe. Learn the ways of Hermeticism, learn about Gnosticism, and use it. It is the highest form of truth.
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space is not real
what israelites worship is satan
holy trinity is the truth
get necked with your slide shit
Well done Saturn. However...
imagine how much its rings causes a big shadow over that planet. it would never get light. if youve ever seen saturn in a telescope ore just a picture of it, its got a shadow from those rings.
Ask israelite David Beckham, he has Saturn tattooed on his head.
Jupiter forced saturn out of the inner solar system during the early formation
Jesus vs. satan
saturn problem?
Been reading about the woolly earth theory lately, pretty interesting stuff.
Who should I add to my Chaos pantheon?
im gonna explain how flat earthers are saturn cultists
a 3d interpretation of a "cube" is 2 dimensionally drawn. its your mind that fills in the illusion. but it is an illusion and three dimensions aren't an illusion.
You will always be a woman.
I hate the communist gangster computer god saturnian reincarnation matrix.
i always wanted to make a shirt that said blow up saturn. subtle enough and thought provoking.
With nukes as everything.
With a journey to Uranus
the thing orbiting Ganymede is the real problem