How do we solve the Saturn problem?

How do we solve the Saturn problem?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hear me out
    we get some beers, we scream nagger really loudly into the sky.

    problem solved.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can we do that while also firing potato cannons at it? Seems productive.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, sure man. Find a day on the calendar that nothing else is going on and pencil in a new holiday.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pray to Jupiter instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That goes without saying. Jupiter is best planet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mo money mo problems

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously
        But, Saturn is a close 2nd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jupiter didn’t spawn all life like saturn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Saturns rings are a cryo chamber of life. Comments are built up ring particulates that deliver life to planets. Saturn is methan and h20 just like humans. Titan is like early earth. The sun captured earth and is destroying it. Saturns heat signatures indicate it’s a brown dwarf star just like in the alchemical texts, the black/ purple sun

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay now THIS is peak schizo.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the peak of the peak, only the best for anons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like bullshit but I believe it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say we fucking nuke it from orbit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's game over man!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pray to Satan instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is Satan you ejit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WWE has been doing that for a long time.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pluto Neptune and Uranus outrank Saturn
    But they work collectively
    Neptune is deception
    Uranus is revolution
    Pluto is empire

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uranus must nuke Neptune

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Uranians are already preparing a response to the old Annunaki lands being dusted with DU by the American Empire.
        Uranian = Iranian
        Ukranian = Khazar like the northern iranics or whatever they were called, not Turks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There would need to be oxygen there first

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israelite used to shill that Earth had a ring and the ring became our moon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mixed up a bit. Earth will someday have a ring that will become a 2nd moon*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        According to end time prophecy, after the coming cataclysm Earth will have 2 moons, it will ahve 2 moons when the antichrist is born.

        The second moon might be akin to Deimos on Mars, a remnant from the dragon's tail, the bearded star whose tail will crash into earth. Possible 99942 Apophis in 2029.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where in Revelation is this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you do know there is a lot more than Revelation, dont you?
            like, a whole lot more

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >used to shill
      They still shill this idea.
      The claim is that another planet's orbit was perturbed in some way that put it on a collision course with Earth, and that because Earth is a bit bigger it survived the impact.
      The remnant debris then formed a ring and coalesced into the Moon, so goes the theory.
      I don't think that's the case however.
      Seems odd that a naturally coalescing brick is as hollow as a kick drum.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worship earth

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >planet made out of gas

    just light a match and watch it explode

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The high iq low effort approach

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The heavens declare the glory of God. I see no problem with Saturn singing praises to Jesus.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monday Sunday Tuesday Friday Wednesday Thursday Saturday

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    expel the israelites

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does not exist, brain fart does not counts as reality

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can see Saturn for yourself you retard

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take the right path

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gas yourself.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the evil people in the world use Hermetics to advance their evil plots
        >I won’t use Hermetics to make the world better
        It’s not a coincidence that BlackRock is the most dangerous company in the world at the moment. They literally channel Saturn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So why are you posting a version of the chakra system that is used by the same people who run Blackrock?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Blackrock takes the scumbag left handed path. The Saturn Path. The black pillar. The path of Jupiter is the path of good. The white pillar.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              post nose with timestamp

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              These people know that they are irredeemably damned, but they believe that they will gain authority in hell, over all the people who they make blindly walk into their own doom.
              Hence also why they want to transcend humanity and basically become a fallen angel.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to the original Hindu version. Stop using a bastardized stolen copy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The original Hermetics are older. Sure the modern version has adapted aspects from multiple cultures, but that’s just because multiple cultures have stumbles upon the same power.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          K. So drop the yiddish version.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is dumb homosexual dick shart. Left tower is black. Middle is Grey.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kabbalah is heretical and a path to damnnation because it only has 11 gates, there are supposed to be 12. This is why the israelites are evil, they are missing 1 and lying about it.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl the israelitePITER problem is much more pressing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice VPN, Israeli

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blot out the memory of Abraham.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Saturn's gravity pulls on Jupiter just enough to stop it from migrating into the inner solar system
    >Jupiter's position due to Saturn acts as a protective shield by stopping asteroids and other space debris from travelling into the inner solar system and potentially hitting earth.
    We should just leave it be.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blow up all planets except Earth.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SATURN IS A FALSE FLAG. IT'S ONLY THERE TO DIVERT US FROM THE REAL THREAT THAT IS israelitePITER.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        niggas
        and niguz ang dinga
        sa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israelitePITER?
      He who puts israelites in Pits?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jupiter
        Deus Pater
        God the Father
        Sky Father

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are better off worshiping Uranus at this point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We would have to solve the moon problem first.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If the moon is a giant machine does that mean we can turn it into a giant machine gun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moon is just a relay station for Saturn, beaming the latters malignance towards us. Hence why the full moon affects so many people negatively.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LUNA(moon) - tic (jerk or a spasm)
        LUNATIC = crazy
        it's all in plain sight.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why would the moon be crazy?
          It goes around the earth at an establish rate, pretty regularly.
          Also the celestial sphere of the moon is different than the earth.
          Mons is supposed to be referring to the vagina. The fantasy of love, and the willingness to be loved.
          But love as a possessing is a suffering, a domestication of beauty. Whereby, compassion has an ugly side to it. A bereavement of blindness that divides a being within themselves. If a person was to be humbling to their own progeny, beauty wouldn't necessarily be the most beautiful. If one was to make themselves young, they would be coveted. That is the nature of jealousy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It refers to the hysteria of untempered divine femininity.
            Luna remains the patron of divine femininity.
            Other deities directly associated with the moon ate Vatika and Ishtar.
            Both those deities, despite being a Mediterranean Sea apart from each other, revolve around the excess of divine femininity.
            And both of them have a cult that sacrifices boys to them by means of rape and blood ritual.
            Hence child sacrifice at full moons and eclipses.
            It's when the divine feminine is at its most assertive.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's simple. We uh, eat the planet.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The planet morality scale:
    Jupiter > Earth > Mars = Mercury > George = Neptune > Venus > Pluto > Saturn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it. Jupiter and Mercury eventually defeat Saturn.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We rename all the planets from gay ass latin to Germanic. and we deport all the christians to Israel and Arabia to create their kingdom of Jerusalem and call the planets whatever they want to.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By understanding and following Natural Law, aka just do good unto others as you would want them to do unto you. Saturn isn't evil, it just represents the cosmic force of Karma. Just like the Devil isn't necessarily evil, it just offers you the bait that you yourself have to take. Its humans that manifest the Devil's work in the world. This is why the "EL"-ite worship Saturn. They use our "ignore"-ance of Natural Law against us by throwing out the bait to get us to keep hurting eachother and ourselves so we stay in a bad karma loop which grants them cosmic permission to keep us enslaved while they use the knowledge to maintain rulership.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of cherry picking the bible so you can justify your homosexual desires hiw about you do all the things jesus taught,
      ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is why the "EL"-ite worship Saturn. They use our "ignore"-ance of Natural Law against us by throwing out the bait to get us to keep hurting eachother and ourselves so we stay in a bad karma loop which grants them cosmic permission to keep us enslaved while they use the knowledge to maintain rulership.

      Preying on the ignorant is a moral failure. Blinding the ignorant is a moral failure.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    luv me saturn
    luv me triangles
    'ate cane sugar
    simple as

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paint the moon black so it can't reflect the evil of Saturn anymore.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not visible light you absolute nonce

      • 3 weeks ago
        sage

        holy fuck you kids are gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact, the light of the full moon is colder than its non-illumed surroundings. You can check this for yourself with a simple thermometer. So how can this be if it is merely the reflection of warm sunlight as we are told?

        • 3 weeks ago
          sage

          >Fun fact: your brain doesn't fully develop until 25

          This is made clear by your post, since air temperature is not affected by Moon phase. Fucking lying homosexual. You can literally search for yourself on the device you're on, but your low IQ monkey nagger ass still posts it anyway so you can feel "smart".

          Fucking kill yourself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Try it yourself instead of raging. It's a well known anomaly, known even by the ancients. If you measure the temperature in the light of the full moon, and measure the temp of the surrounding darkness, the spot in the moonlight will register colder than its dark surroundings.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, do you mean to go into space and do the measurements?
              I don't see how I'm going to get that done.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think maybe the anon meant to go out into space and try it. It would be too much effort, and by the time you'd done it this thread would be gone anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >black paint only absorbs visible light autism spectrum

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You leave Saturn alone. It dindu nuffin.

    Ok, so maybe it did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    listen here you little torus worshipping g-gguy! you'll never overcome the cube! Final warning bucko!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gravitational binding energy of Saturn is approximately 10^35 joules, but that's to blow all the pieces to infinity. If you just want to destroy it and risk having the mass reform into a planet thousands of years later, you could get away with 10^33 joules or so. That require you to build a bomb with roughly 50 trillion tonnes of antimatter, with an equal amount of regular matter being converted to radiation. Alternatively, you could build a rocket using that antimatter as fuel and crash it into Saturn at 99.999% of lightspeed or whatever. Making a large asteroids worth of antimatter is a definitely a bit of a problem though.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gas the israelites.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Threaten to make Enceladus a tranny.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you an astrologyfag OP?

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by investing in Chainlink

    IYKYK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of yarmulkes that israelites wear look like the layers of Saturn

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I delete a concept?
    you don't.
    you offer a better alternative or demonstrate the pitfalls of such worship
    -
    personally I venerate all and everything as being aspects of the one true source. the one we can never know, understand or define properly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But time as a objective nature
      Nature posses an immutable characteristic of definable and uncertain properties.
      Things that external to the self can be said to be defining while things of oneself can be said to be discovering. Why and how have two different characteristic, Why can be said to be of the will, while how can be definable or definably uncertain.
      A human is self taught, whilst in good nature pander to an optimism. It is sometimes through a deference of experience, that people are different.
      Preexistence is the quagmire of the self, it is in the desire that profits a new being participle.
      In that desire, people conjugate suppositional ancillaries to a matter of fact. The suffering of the carnal, and the ambiguity of the incorporeal.
      Humans are not animals, even if one was to presume that humans are derivatives of animals, the human nature is the defining characteristic of the human.
      One of the grandest deceptions is to profit a person a depreciation of death. Or to tell people how it truly is. What people desire of history, is different from what people who have lived and died desired of themselves.
      That's why I dislike israelites, because I never found that the self was to be sullied by the livings proclivity for family compacts within the configurations of a possessive being.
      My brother "died", but I don't know what "he" would want to be. My living relation though might be a bit conferred to a prejudice of familiarity. There must be some genetic similitude of familiarity i'd presume, but in the meekness of myself, I found that I could naturally establish that for myself through my own endowment of genetics.
      One extreme shows an ultimate death, on the other, a disillusion of what was, and what could have been.
      So a person comes into this world knowing themselves.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering that the merchants are really fond of humilation and inversion, what are the chances that they aren't so much worshipping Saturn but instead Saturn's fate?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Playing devil's advocate: if Saturn was an enemy of the merchants, wouldn't they openly depict it as childeater, too? Let's say Saturn (in its form as time manifest) is in some way related to cataclysms, that'd mean it has foiled the merchant's schemes time and time again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't Saturn technically be a woman?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why? Saturn is Chronos.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, Cronus not Chronos.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I read in Asimov that Saturn is a mix of Chronos and Chronus, the god of time, and the god of agriculture. Asimov says this is why Father Time carries a scythe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But time as a objective nature
            Nature posses an immutable characteristic of definable and uncertain properties.
            Things that external to the self can be said to be defining while things of oneself can be said to be discovering. Why and how have two different characteristic, Why can be said to be of the will, while how can be definable or definably uncertain.
            A human is self taught, whilst in good nature pander to an optimism. It is sometimes through a deference of experience, that people are different.
            Preexistence is the quagmire of the self, it is in the desire that profits a new being participle.
            In that desire, people conjugate suppositional ancillaries to a matter of fact. The suffering of the carnal, and the ambiguity of the incorporeal.
            Humans are not animals, even if one was to presume that humans are derivatives of animals, the human nature is the defining characteristic of the human.
            One of the grandest deceptions is to profit a person a depreciation of death. Or to tell people how it truly is. What people desire of history, is different from what people who have lived and died desired of themselves.
            That's why I dislike israelites, because I never found that the self was to be sullied by the livings proclivity for family compacts within the configurations of a possessive being.
            My brother "died", but I don't know what "he" would want to be. My living relation though might be a bit conferred to a prejudice of familiarity. There must be some genetic similitude of familiarity i'd presume, but in the meekness of myself, I found that I could naturally establish that for myself through my own endowment of genetics.
            One extreme shows an ultimate death, on the other, a disillusion of what was, and what could have been.
            So a person comes into this world knowing themselves.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a free will universe and if you don't specifically request by name assistance from God directly you will get no help, since to help without a request is a free will violation.

    You can skip over a lot of suffering just by learning to make requests that follow free will rules.

    You can learn how to pray even more effectively. There is a technique to do it right with very specific requests

    (How To Pray)
    https://www.getwisdom.com/download/8270/

    https://rumble.com/v164wkr-demon-spills-beans-about-vax-during-exorcism-better-version.html

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really want me to believe there's a ball with a ring just randomly floating out there? Really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And it's got a giant hexagon on top of it.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically by all of us just dying and going to the afterlife which is the real world and this one is fake satan world.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TARGET SCOPE, OPEN!

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ummm, it’s called the Saturn question sweaty

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please him and let him do his thing. No other way

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A pre emtive strike followed by regime change is the only awnser

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gnostic here. What is the problem? No, really. Imagine if we lived in a jungle, as humans, and we were ruled over by super ripped dudes. They were too strong for us. And then, we found out HOW the got so strong. We wouldn’t destroy that thing (we also can’t), but what we COULD do it find out WHAT made the so strong, and then do it. Meme Magick is real. We did it once. It went away when we started using apu instead of Pepe. Learn the ways of Hermeticism, learn about Gnosticism, and use it. It is the highest form of truth.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nagger thread enabled by israelite nagger mods
    space is not real
    what israelites worship is satan
    holy trinity is the truth
    get necked with your slide shit

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well done Saturn. However...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how much its rings causes a big shadow over that planet. it would never get light. if youve ever seen saturn in a telescope ore just a picture of it, its got a shadow from those rings.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask israelite David Beckham, he has Saturn tattooed on his head.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jupiter forced saturn out of the inner solar system during the early formation
    Jesus vs. satan

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saturn problem?

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been reading about the woolly earth theory lately, pretty interesting stuff.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who should I add to my Chaos pantheon?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna explain how flat earthers are saturn cultists

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a 3d interpretation of a "cube" is 2 dimensionally drawn. its your mind that fills in the illusion. but it is an illusion and three dimensions aren't an illusion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will always be a woman.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the communist gangster computer god saturnian reincarnation matrix.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always wanted to make a shirt that said blow up saturn. subtle enough and thought provoking.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With nukes as everything.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With a journey to Uranus

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the thing orbiting Ganymede is the real problem

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