Kek! Yeah way riskier than letting pedophile doctors nab your child and do Lord knows what with them. People been having children for thousands of years, they didn’t need pedophile doctors when your ancestors were born....Youre just a scared cuck
Just don't let them take your kids away? Had no problem keeping my kid eith me. You don't need a doctor to have a kid but it's nice to be in a hospital already if it's needed...
Dumbass, white people are civilized and we made hospitals for a reason. I'm not saying you should trust doctors 100% but giving birth is no joke sometimes.
Better take em to a hospital where it's a high stress environment, your wife is another customer much like cattle, they can push vaccines at birth, and whisk the kid away out of sight. They'll want to induce her with pitocin which makes labor more painful, she'll want an epidural, and if you're lucky they can get some extra $$$ off of you with a c-section.
I guess but in the US a lot of hospitals just assume you want certain things done like circumcision without asking. It’s gotten slightly better but my zoom zoom brother was circumcized without my parents being asked, of course my parents are retards who thought it was great they did it without even asking but still
This! Midwife, home water birth, etc. Super based method. Really screws the M.D. israelite out of shekels because they'll always intentionally stress the mother out so she'll be forced to accept their incessant requests for c-section.
Wouldn't US doctors and hospitals have a vested interest in upgrading a natural birth to a c-section which is technically a surgery?
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28% in Canada, 32% in US, not much different
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I've heard it's a lawsuit thing. There's a lot that can go wrong in a vaginal birth, less risk to just cut the kid out. I'm sure the profit incentive doesn't hurt either,
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Less risk to the baby but still risky for the mother.
Don't have any and damn proud. All my millenial friends with kids are balding, miserable, and in sexless marriages.
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woahhhhh can I see you funkopop collection dudddeeee?
kys genetic dead end
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But I have le young Darth Vader and le old Darth Vader
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ur grandkids r gonna b brown
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Can my kids have your stuff when you croak
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It’s supposed to be your job to leave them something to inherit and a World worth living in. You worthless Canadian cuck, to be honest you asking for someone else to leave your family an inheritance makes that person your daddy. Call that man daddy when you address him homosexual
That's a myth. There's no pressure. Only about a third of all births in the US are C-section.
I hate when people say things like this authoritatively like there is one monolithic "hospital" that surely would never push unnecessary procedures for profit. Not all hospitals are equal, and yes some will push for the C-section.
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I had my daughter at kaiser and they're the opposite. They also have an insurance carrier so they're pressured to not do csections because it costs more. My wife and daughter almost died because they tried avoiding it.
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That maybe true, but more to the contrary, the CDC and alot of big hospitals just got slapped for forcing people on ventilators during coof. clearly tied to being paid for each patient put on one, most of them dying as a result due to the ventilator blowing out their lungs when they were filled with fluid.
>they'll always intentionally stress the mother out so she'll be forced to accept their incessant requests for c-section
my wife was in labour for 4 fucking days because my son was too big to come out. it was a life saving decision mother AND child.
There are mothers that can give birth to babies like it’s a routine bowel movement. Those same moms that promote home births don’t have a clue what it’s like to be in a risky scenario. Go to the hospital with a natural birth plan and they will absolutely respect it and even welcome it. Our doctor was excited to be part of it.
Did the natural birth in the hospital thing twice, despite first son being born a month early because of a partial placental abruption. Docs and nurses were great, except about refusing vaccines. From what I've read, a lot of C-sections in low-risk pregnancies can be avoided by refusing unnecessary interventions (ie epidural), because they snowball.
I knew a chick who was birthed in a toilet, she had a brown birth mark on her face, everyone used to say it was because she was a toilet baby. People are ruthless man
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I told my somali friend her mom had diarrhea giving birth to him lmao, he still hasn't spoken to me to this day
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that would mean your mum also had diarrhea giving birth to you
By studying up you'll know more than the midwife already
>Paramedics were called to Noe’s home that night, and when they arrived, found Noe on her hands and knees and Hock holding the partially-delivered baby girl.
>Noe told police that Hock had told her she’d had training on how to deliver breech babies, but eventually advised her to call police once she’d delivered the baby up to her shoulders and realized she would be unable to do the rest, according to the affidavit.
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>>Noe told police that Hock had told her she’d had training on how to deliver breech babies
more fud by the trust the science™ crowd
breech babies are uncommon
you know before labor even starts if the baby is breech by feeling the position of the baby's head through the mother's abdomen
absolutely no competent homebirth midwifes will try to deliver a breech baby, they will try to flip it which works about 20-30% of the time (which a hospital won't even try they'll just cut you open). if they're unsuccessful at flipping it, they will tell you to go to the hospital to deliver.
My wife is pregnant and she is always nagging and lazy to cook and clean and it's the 25 week. She reads about pregnancy depression and then she announces she has depression. Fuck, I married a literal retard.
I am and I'm imagining how pissed off I'd be to see my wife doing this on the fucking wooden floors with one single shamwow attempting to protect it instead of simply being in the tub or outside or literally anywhere else other than right there.
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>If my wife did this on le hardwood floors, Id piss in her wheaties
Chill out man, if your wife gave a natural birth at home and your first thought upon seeing your newborn child is being pissy about hardwood floors that a cleaning lady could clean up in less than an hour you might be gay and a bad dad. A gay bad dad
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There really surprisingly isn't one. Unless I'm just really accustomed to the smell of my wife
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ooh lookie, high school redditor trying to be edgy. you came out of cunt of a mother just like everyone else, idiot.
that's why you need a midwife to catch the baby
it's possible to deliver your baby unassisted, but throughout history women have had the assistance of midwives for a good reason
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I'm not talking about the fall. I'm talking about 0:17 to 0:20
the head was out but then a contraction pulled the childs body upwards back into the birth channel but since the head was out it could have crashed the babys spine.
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that's normal
babies bones are rubber for a reason, their entire skeletal system gets stretched and squeezed every possible way, it's virtually impossible for a baby to brake a bone, this is by nature's design
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babies bones are very soft including the spine and skull to exactly survive the birthing process. they are much more durable than you would think
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baby skeletons are mostly cartilage, it's incredibly hard to do that.
I would be a widow and would have to mourn a dead son if we didn't go to the hospital. So in all seriousness. There's a big difference between being a shizo about rna shots and refusing any kind of modern medicine just because muh israeli MDs.
>Black and AIAN women have pregnancy-related mortality rates that are about three and two times higher, respectively, compared to the rate for White women (41.4 and 26.5 vs. 13.7 per 100,000 live births) (Figure 1). These disparities increase by maternal age
Some factors may be women having children at older age and change in demographics
I have delivered two of my children at home unassisted. Birth is a simple and natural process that has been obfuscated and made to seem risky in order to protect the birthing industry.
imaginary problem that literally vanished when the original based early doctors introduced basic fucking hygiene and washing hands into the birthing process
Shut your stupid face hole if you've delivered a baby before. You seriously think that washing hands is the main issue here? Fucking go outside
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lot of projection from a gay nagger incel
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he's actually correct though. the first doctor who figured out that doctors should wash their hands between women birthing babies cut the mortality rate for women and child birth or after complications like infection almost in half. antibiotics did the same
nearly never. i don't have the stats but it nearly never happens. also, cars are a thing, so if it's necessary, they can always be driven to the hospital if the birth suddenly becomes an emergency.
Lol you do the Abe simpson when you see a poo woman doctor. A poo male doctor is much more competent and they suck. But a poo woman. Run! You'd be better off seeing a witch doctor in Africa from wachootoo tribe.
>labor won't progress >8 hours >12 hours >18 hours
Eventually we had to make a decision and have a c section. Home births are a meme. There's a real risk of it going wrong
My wife’s friend from HS is a petite Asian woman who tried her damndest to do a vaginal birth and succeeded but the kid had oxygen starvation and needed to stay in the NICU for about a month. This was in LA during COVID so they were heavily restricted from entering the hospital and family could not come in for COVID homosexualry reasons.
You absolutely can do it at home but it is risky as fuck if something goes wrong or your wife panics.
the labor wouldn't progress because they gave her petocin and anesthesias
the reason there were complications and potentially harm to the baby was because of ~~*doctors*~~
a home birth would have been faster, less painful, cheaper, and far more healthy for mom and the child
but keep trusting the science like a good goy
>the labor wouldn't progress because they gave her petocin and anesthesias
* and had her laboring unnaturally on her back instead of standing and on all fours like women are meant to labor
This! Midwife, home water birth, etc. Super based method. Really screws the M.D. israelite out of shekels because they'll always intentionally stress the mother out so she'll be forced to accept their incessant requests for c-section.
Kek! Yeah way riskier than letting pedophile doctors nab your child and do Lord knows what with them. People been having children for thousands of years, they didn’t need pedophile doctors when your ancestors were born....Youre just a scared cuck
Currently in this situation. Am terrified but we do have a midwife who should be able to help if anything goes wrong and we are very close to a hospital if it's really serious and we're likely in a life or death scenario.
Midwife is going to do a great job Fren, it’s what they’re trained to do and get paid for. Don’t even put that thought in your head, your mind is a powerful tool that can think things into happening. Think happy thoughts Fren, your wife and child are goin to be fine
It's like a catch22, it's better to be in the hospital if there is a life or death situation, but also the doctors and nurses are more likely to cause a life and death situation to arise due to medical incompetence
Yeah they’re hoping for a life|death situation that’s when the real money starts being made, heck with a death they harvest your organs and sell em top dollar on the black market just asked world renowned mafia boss turned hospital owner Louis DeNaples
Had all my kids pool, home birth, midwife. We had issues on a few but our midwife really knew her shit. Never tried regular hospital birth. You'll be alright congrats
That's a nice way to lose your wife. I've got 2 kids and twins on the way. One is transverse and the one above is breech.
A home birth would probably kill her and the babies.
Honestly why don't they do that? There's gotta be substance that's not harmful to their skin, just have one of the parents initial the little kid's foot. They take the wristbands off of the babies all the fucking time at the hospital, even though they're not supposed to.
They take them to bathe them once a few hours after birth, but they have a device installed around their ankle and the mothers wrist that do a digital handshake when the baby is taken away or brought back.
Not true, at least not anymore. Doctors have figured out just how important the vaginal microbiome is for that initial inoculation to jump start the immune system. They actually reccomend no bathing at all for the first couple of weeks. Just basic hygiene in order to allow the good bacteria a chance to colonize the skin.
I stayed awake all three nights we were at the hospital. At one point the nurse noticed how sleepy I was and offered to take the baby to the nursery for a few hours. Both my wife and I shouted no so fast the nurse panicked and ran out.
I assume that's where most accidental swaps happen.
First one was c section , so i lost sight for the duration of the birth but my wife eas awake and kept looking . But honestly my daughter looks like her clone since day 1 so its wasn't a issue. Second was normal birth and was shoulder to shoulder with the nurses and did more then them, they checked eyes etc... In a side table on the same room and washed her a little then handed her over to us. It was scary and i cryed a lot after she was out. All praise to God dor healthy children and wife
Dunno if it just hospitals in my area or all of US now, but when I had my kids procedure was to keep child next to the mother at all times nowadays. OP story is not about a birthing swap up but IVF sperm mix up
Depends on the hospital, ones that still have nurseries insist on babies going to them. Probably them just trying to justify keeping more nurses on duty than they need. They'll say shit like it's for the health and safety of the mother, so she can get some rest.
There was a case a few years ago at the start of the pandemic where this mother specifically booked a room where she could stay with her baby, didn't have to send her to the nursery, because of Covid, and the hospital called CPS on her for not wanting her baby to leave the room. Baby went into foster care, and caught covid.
word. never let the hospital people take your kids out of your sight. people used to just let them take their kids away and then those people put the kids amongst a whole lot of other kids, so obviously mix-ups eventually happened. never let the kid out of your sight. scribble an x on the bottom of their feet with a marker. put a tag on their big toe. anything. be absolutely certain it's your kid. also, do a swab inside their cheek and send it to dna testing just to be truly 100 percent certain it's your kid. now, you might think that i'm going wildly over-board here and being a bit "extreme", but i'm really not. bitches cheat because they're evil fucking whores and they select YOU as the bread-winner who will raise chad's spawn, so you just can't trust them.
They have systems in some hospitals now that sound an alarm if a baby leaves the floor it's suppose to be on but they still fuck up giving the right baby to the right mother.
I feel some times this is done maliciously since most nurses and medical staff now are naggers, spics, or some kind of pajeet.
They think it would be funny to swap white babies since how will they know.
I avoid hospitals and doctors as hard as I can. Because the fact there are too many retarded colored bitches in medical low levels.
You can be come a medical assistant in around 9 months.
Not years, months.
That's pretty rare in the states these days. Too much liability. In the older days when they put all the babies in one room and didn't tag em it was common. She probably fucked some rando off tinder and this her lie to get out of it. Been going on since 0 AD.
>Mum who did DNA test 'for fun' discovers she's been raising stranger's son for 12 years >she's been raising >she's
That's one hell of a way of subsuming the actual nature of cuckoldry in your rhetorical framework.
>Paternity testing is actually illegal in many European countries
Sounds like something feminists would cook up.
No wonder your population's declining. A man should have the right to know whether a child is his, or not.
there is a data on how almost half of children don't belong to the fathers who think it's their child. state knows women are whores but don't want to upset their "marriage" racket
I used to know this Marxist that was really impressed by studies of Israeli soldiers that were raised in communal daycare of a kibbutz had higher casualty rates in wars because they would take greater risks for their fellow soldiers.
>Glasses & contacts works
Are a scam eyes can bee healed endmyopia.org
>Laser Eye surgery works
Look up lasik regrets/lawsuits
>Defibrillators work
Sure
>X-rays work
Sure but there are side effects
>Trauma care works
Been around forever not modern
>Throwing out all modern medicine makes you just as stupid as the vaccine enjoyers who believe all science is gospel. > Enjoy your tetanus homosexual.
Tetanus is a scam and the vax is laces with all sorts of shit
We need based doctors who care about their oaths and the scientific method. Repair the system.
Not a total and complete destruction of the medicine system and “equality” through “universal healthcare”, the whole purpose of which is to make everyone into a consumer. The damage this dogshit has done the reputation of medicine will take 100 years to erase. Lots of sick people inbound. It’s almost perfect. Like they planned it.
Please, do your own research and use the scientific method, as you approach dealing with your health. Find good doctors, both in person and online (Like Dr. Andrew Huberman and others), and question their decisions and ask for explanations. Your health is more important then any other aspect of your life. Without it.. you would be dead. Good luck out there.
I'm glad I have my dad's nose leaving no room for surprises.
If I found out my child wasn't mine at age 12 or so I would abandon them. If it's after that age I'd look out for them but make it clear that we are not family and once they're an adult I'll live my own life treating them more as a distant friend.
Is there any evidence of secret DNA harvesting with these ancestry/23andme type services? You're technically sending your DNA to a private company. They might have comprehensive privacy policies but countries like China would DEFINITELY buy that data.
I don't know anything about that, what I do know is your DNA is added to a database and they have used those databases to catch criminals. they had the DNA of a serial killer and found that it marched with a man who was in the database, who turned out to be his 3rd cousin, this greatly narrowed the search and they caught him
Yeah just sue the mafia that runs the hospitals and sold your child to someone else, the rigged court systems that allow such things to happen will totally rule in your favor
Listen Fren if the Rockefeller’s and DuPonts want to buy your baby from Louis DeNaples hospital they’re going to do it and there’s really no one you can call to stop it
France and Germany have laws prohibiting DNA tests without the spouses approval, their stated reasons were that it ‘protects the wellbeing of the country’.
they fell for the israeli hospital meme
if you anons dont know, you can hire a midwife to deliver your child for like a few hundred dollars. a nun will even do it for free.
KEK i just read the real article she cucked him and is using the fertility clinic made an error to try and get out of it >https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/mum-who-dna-test-for-30036468
The hospital prob sent the wrong baby home with them.
People let the hospital take their kids away without them, insane. I followed mine around everywhere.
Why not just do a home birth?
Riskier if anything goes wrong.
Kek! Yeah way riskier than letting pedophile doctors nab your child and do Lord knows what with them. People been having children for thousands of years, they didn’t need pedophile doctors when your ancestors were born....Youre just a scared cuck
Just don't let them take your kids away? Had no problem keeping my kid eith me. You don't need a doctor to have a kid but it's nice to be in a hospital already if it's needed...
Retard
Yeah I’m the retard for stating facts. Go get your Covid booster ya dummie
I’m unvaccinated.
unvaccinated and retarded. Even with all the vaxxies dying off I see some retards are still gonna manage to make it through.
This retard thinks people in the middle ages all died at 30
I do? Or OP does?
You can call a doctor if something goes wrong.
Dumbass, white people are civilized and we made hospitals for a reason. I'm not saying you should trust doctors 100% but giving birth is no joke sometimes.
Better take em to a hospital where it's a high stress environment, your wife is another customer much like cattle, they can push vaccines at birth, and whisk the kid away out of sight. They'll want to induce her with pitocin which makes labor more painful, she'll want an epidural, and if you're lucky they can get some extra $$$ off of you with a c-section.
Was that your experience? None of that happens at the hospital I went to.
>t. Child who doesn't have kids
Your opinion means nothing and you can shitpost somewhere else
Nothing can go ((wrong*~~. What a kike thing to think.
I guess but in the US a lot of hospitals just assume you want certain things done like circumcision without asking. It’s gotten slightly better but my zoom zoom brother was circumcized without my parents being asked, of course my parents are retards who thought it was great they did it without even asking but still
get gud noob
This! Midwife, home water birth, etc. Super based method. Really screws the M.D. israelite out of shekels because they'll always intentionally stress the mother out so she'll be forced to accept their incessant requests for c-section.
That's a myth. There's no pressure. Only about a third of all births in the US are C-section.
Wouldn't US doctors and hospitals have a vested interest in upgrading a natural birth to a c-section which is technically a surgery?
28% in Canada, 32% in US, not much different
I've heard it's a lawsuit thing. There's a lot that can go wrong in a vaginal birth, less risk to just cut the kid out. I'm sure the profit incentive doesn't hurt either,
Less risk to the baby but still risky for the mother.
That is an uncomfortably high number.
>Only about a third of all births in the US are C-section.
Jej
>only about a third
>only
>Only about a third of all births in the US are C-section.
Jesus fucking christ
>1/3rd
>33.333%
Dude, that's fucking insane.
c-sections are based
the tightest i ever had had, had had 4 c-sections
one for every had
hilarious since in the US you are limited to 3 csections ever.
They can only saw your midsection open and suture it shut so many times
>Only about a third of all births in the US are C-section.
>only
> That's a myth
>Only about a third of all births in the US are C-section.
You don't have any kids. C-section is a last resort at the hospital.
Don't have any and damn proud. All my millenial friends with kids are balding, miserable, and in sexless marriages.
woahhhhh can I see you funkopop collection dudddeeee?
kys genetic dead end
But I have le young Darth Vader and le old Darth Vader
ur grandkids r gonna b brown
Can my kids have your stuff when you croak
It’s supposed to be your job to leave them something to inherit and a World worth living in. You worthless Canadian cuck, to be honest you asking for someone else to leave your family an inheritance makes that person your daddy. Call that man daddy when you address him homosexual
I hate when people say things like this authoritatively like there is one monolithic "hospital" that surely would never push unnecessary procedures for profit. Not all hospitals are equal, and yes some will push for the C-section.
I had my daughter at kaiser and they're the opposite. They also have an insurance carrier so they're pressured to not do csections because it costs more. My wife and daughter almost died because they tried avoiding it.
That maybe true, but more to the contrary, the CDC and alot of big hospitals just got slapped for forcing people on ventilators during coof. clearly tied to being paid for each patient put on one, most of them dying as a result due to the ventilator blowing out their lungs when they were filled with fluid.
lies
No, they try to push C-section constantly for scheduling purposes. Likewise induction.
>they'll always intentionally stress the mother out so she'll be forced to accept their incessant requests for c-section
my wife was in labour for 4 fucking days because my son was too big to come out. it was a life saving decision mother AND child.
C-section = israeli
you need to be 18 years of age to be here. goodbye
I am 45 years old
then; you'll never be a woman.
Careful, my wife and son would have died in delivery if we weren't at the hospital.
>My wiefeeeee and le son would’ve le perished like bad poutine if it wasn’t for a pedophile doctor saving the day
>bad pouting
There's no such thing
Mine too. My wife was 100 lbs before she was pregnant and my son came out almost 11 lbs. He was never coming out
There are mothers that can give birth to babies like it’s a routine bowel movement. Those same moms that promote home births don’t have a clue what it’s like to be in a risky scenario. Go to the hospital with a natural birth plan and they will absolutely respect it and even welcome it. Our doctor was excited to be part of it.
My daughter came sliding right out, whole ordeal lasted about ten minutes, she was a big baby too
Did the natural birth in the hospital thing twice, despite first son being born a month early because of a partial placental abruption. Docs and nurses were great, except about refusing vaccines. From what I've read, a lot of C-sections in low-risk pregnancies can be avoided by refusing unnecessary interventions (ie epidural), because they snowball.
then the mom dies
Complete fucking myth. Just study up and get a midwife.
That must be one hell of a constipation
I knew a chick who was birthed in a toilet, she had a brown birth mark on her face, everyone used to say it was because she was a toilet baby. People are ruthless man
I told my somali friend her mom had diarrhea giving birth to him lmao, he still hasn't spoken to me to this day
that would mean your mum also had diarrhea giving birth to you
>midwife
By studying up you'll know more than the midwife already
>Paramedics were called to Noe’s home that night, and when they arrived, found Noe on her hands and knees and Hock holding the partially-delivered baby girl.
>Noe told police that Hock had told her she’d had training on how to deliver breech babies, but eventually advised her to call police once she’d delivered the baby up to her shoulders and realized she would be unable to do the rest, according to the affidavit.
>>Noe told police that Hock had told her she’d had training on how to deliver breech babies
more fud by the trust the science™ crowd
breech babies are uncommon
you know before labor even starts if the baby is breech by feeling the position of the baby's head through the mother's abdomen
absolutely no competent homebirth midwifes will try to deliver a breech baby, they will try to flip it which works about 20-30% of the time (which a hospital won't even try they'll just cut you open). if they're unsuccessful at flipping it, they will tell you to go to the hospital to deliver.
I am now scarred for life. Also why didn't she take her bra off? Could have at least cummed on her tiddies.
This is why you'd want a young wife. They literally pop 'em out.
I always love watching this. I heard this is like 4th kid.
ngl, impressive. That's a real woman.
My wife is pregnant and she is always nagging and lazy to cook and clean and it's the 25 week. She reads about pregnancy depression and then she announces she has depression. Fuck, I married a literal retard.
imagine the smell
I am and I'm imagining how pissed off I'd be to see my wife doing this on the fucking wooden floors with one single shamwow attempting to protect it instead of simply being in the tub or outside or literally anywhere else other than right there.
>If my wife did this on le hardwood floors, Id piss in her wheaties
Chill out man, if your wife gave a natural birth at home and your first thought upon seeing your newborn child is being pissy about hardwood floors that a cleaning lady could clean up in less than an hour you might be gay and a bad dad. A gay bad dad
There really surprisingly isn't one. Unless I'm just really accustomed to the smell of my wife
ooh lookie, high school redditor trying to be edgy. you came out of cunt of a mother just like everyone else, idiot.
Based real woman.
Based German Anon, I see a fertile woman doing what fertile women do...giving birth naturally
bad example. the child almost broke its neck.
that's why you need a midwife to catch the baby
it's possible to deliver your baby unassisted, but throughout history women have had the assistance of midwives for a good reason
I'm not talking about the fall. I'm talking about 0:17 to 0:20
the head was out but then a contraction pulled the childs body upwards back into the birth channel but since the head was out it could have crashed the babys spine.
that's normal
babies bones are rubber for a reason, their entire skeletal system gets stretched and squeezed every possible way, it's virtually impossible for a baby to brake a bone, this is by nature's design
babies bones are very soft including the spine and skull to exactly survive the birthing process. they are much more durable than you would think
baby skeletons are mostly cartilage, it's incredibly hard to do that.
Why wouldn't she do this in a pool or something? Seems pretty risky.
It was just a failed hand grab to doom that baby to retardation
Infant vaccines still would’ve been 100x worse for that child from a mental development stand point
Is that John Leguizamo?
giga stacy shit right there, doesn't give a fuck, didn't cry too.
Another wage slave captured from beyond and born in a puddle of piss , shit and mucus only to suffer
Another piece of flesh for the archons to feed from
Damn, it's head just pops out like a turd? The miracle of life is so goddamn hilarious.
Dude fuck being alive. Is this hell? We're literally our parents' orgasm.
That's horrifying and also awesome at the same time.
Kill me
Goddamn, she's a trooper.
I just realised the light at the end of the tunnel is you getting reborn like that
sheeeesh
I would be a widow and would have to mourn a dead son if we didn't go to the hospital. So in all seriousness. There's a big difference between being a shizo about rna shots and refusing any kind of modern medicine just because muh israeli MDs.
the necessity for c-sections and the harm cause by cord entanglement are both extremely over exaggerated.
The number of women dying in childbirth has increased in the last 20 to 30 years alone. Medical intervention is doing more harm than good.
Is it increasing?
>Black and AIAN women have pregnancy-related mortality rates that are about three and two times higher, respectively, compared to the rate for White women (41.4 and 26.5 vs. 13.7 per 100,000 live births) (Figure 1). These disparities increase by maternal age
Some factors may be women having children at older age and change in demographics
I have delivered two of my children at home unassisted. Birth is a simple and natural process that has been obfuscated and made to seem risky in order to protect the birthing industry.
Shouldn't all the poor countries have way lower maternal death rates then
imaginary problem that literally vanished when the original based early doctors introduced basic fucking hygiene and washing hands into the birthing process
>hurrrrr I am incel the post
Shut your stupid face hole if you've delivered a baby before. You seriously think that washing hands is the main issue here? Fucking go outside
lot of projection from a gay nagger incel
he's actually correct though. the first doctor who figured out that doctors should wash their hands between women birthing babies cut the mortality rate for women and child birth or after complications like infection almost in half. antibiotics did the same
Retard. Not an argument.
nearly never. i don't have the stats but it nearly never happens. also, cars are a thing, so if it's necessary, they can always be driven to the hospital if the birth suddenly becomes an emergency.
>then the mom dies
Or the doctor from the hospital decapitates your kid in utero
Lol you do the Abe simpson when you see a poo woman doctor. A poo male doctor is much more competent and they suck. But a poo woman. Run! You'd be better off seeing a witch doctor in Africa from wachootoo tribe.
>labor won't progress
>8 hours
>12 hours
>18 hours
Eventually we had to make a decision and have a c section. Home births are a meme. There's a real risk of it going wrong
My wife’s friend from HS is a petite Asian woman who tried her damndest to do a vaginal birth and succeeded but the kid had oxygen starvation and needed to stay in the NICU for about a month. This was in LA during COVID so they were heavily restricted from entering the hospital and family could not come in for COVID homosexualry reasons.
You absolutely can do it at home but it is risky as fuck if something goes wrong or your wife panics.
the labor wouldn't progress because they gave her petocin and anesthesias
the reason there were complications and potentially harm to the baby was because of ~~*doctors*~~
a home birth would have been faster, less painful, cheaper, and far more healthy for mom and the child
but keep trusting the science like a good goy
>the labor wouldn't progress because they gave her petocin and anesthesias
* and had her laboring unnaturally on her back instead of standing and on all fours like women are meant to labor
We're you there? Fucking dumbass
Because I fucking work at canadian tire.
I hear that’s a great place to raise children Anon
My wife tried, but our daughter's head twist as she fell after the water broke. Ended up going to the hospital for an emergency C-section.
Currently in this situation. Am terrified but we do have a midwife who should be able to help if anything goes wrong and we are very close to a hospital if it's really serious and we're likely in a life or death scenario.
Midwife is going to do a great job Fren, it’s what they’re trained to do and get paid for. Don’t even put that thought in your head, your mind is a powerful tool that can think things into happening. Think happy thoughts Fren, your wife and child are goin to be fine
It's like a catch22, it's better to be in the hospital if there is a life or death situation, but also the doctors and nurses are more likely to cause a life and death situation to arise due to medical incompetence
Yeah they’re hoping for a life|death situation that’s when the real money starts being made, heck with a death they harvest your organs and sell em top dollar on the black market just asked world renowned mafia boss turned hospital owner Louis DeNaples
Had all my kids pool, home birth, midwife. We had issues on a few but our midwife really knew her shit. Never tried regular hospital birth. You'll be alright congrats
Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon scared me off of that idea.
That's a nice way to lose your wife. I've got 2 kids and twins on the way. One is transverse and the one above is breech.
A home birth would probably kill her and the babies.
God is a shitty engineer, that's why.
I tried, but I couldn't cause I'm a man
That's fucked, couldn't you just refuse and leave then?
I responded to the wrong comment
meant this one
>inb4 dumb polack
no bully
Better take a pen and do a mark
Better to just always be right beside your kid
Honestly why don't they do that? There's gotta be substance that's not harmful to their skin, just have one of the parents initial the little kid's foot. They take the wristbands off of the babies all the fucking time at the hospital, even though they're not supposed to.
same. They thought I was joking when I told them I would.
No way they're going to sneak any needles in.
>needles
anon, i
This is uncommon. Most modern hospitals make sure you’re always with the baby. The only exception being when they need to go to NICU
Yea, can't imagine a scenario where they'd deny you other than some extreme medical situation
They take them to bathe them once a few hours after birth, but they have a device installed around their ankle and the mothers wrist that do a digital handshake when the baby is taken away or brought back.
Not true, at least not anymore. Doctors have figured out just how important the vaginal microbiome is for that initial inoculation to jump start the immune system. They actually reccomend no bathing at all for the first couple of weeks. Just basic hygiene in order to allow the good bacteria a chance to colonize the skin.
Nature wins again
I stayed awake all three nights we were at the hospital. At one point the nurse noticed how sleepy I was and offered to take the baby to the nursery for a few hours. Both my wife and I shouted no so fast the nurse panicked and ran out.
I assume that's where most accidental swaps happen.
First one was c section , so i lost sight for the duration of the birth but my wife eas awake and kept looking . But honestly my daughter looks like her clone since day 1 so its wasn't a issue. Second was normal birth and was shoulder to shoulder with the nurses and did more then them, they checked eyes etc... In a side table on the same room and washed her a little then handed her over to us. It was scary and i cryed a lot after she was out. All praise to God dor healthy children and wife
Dunno if it just hospitals in my area or all of US now, but when I had my kids procedure was to keep child next to the mother at all times nowadays. OP story is not about a birthing swap up but IVF sperm mix up
Depends on the hospital, ones that still have nurseries insist on babies going to them. Probably them just trying to justify keeping more nurses on duty than they need. They'll say shit like it's for the health and safety of the mother, so she can get some rest.
There was a case a few years ago at the start of the pandemic where this mother specifically booked a room where she could stay with her baby, didn't have to send her to the nursery, because of Covid, and the hospital called CPS on her for not wanting her baby to leave the room. Baby went into foster care, and caught covid.
word. never let the hospital people take your kids out of your sight. people used to just let them take their kids away and then those people put the kids amongst a whole lot of other kids, so obviously mix-ups eventually happened. never let the kid out of your sight. scribble an x on the bottom of their feet with a marker. put a tag on their big toe. anything. be absolutely certain it's your kid. also, do a swab inside their cheek and send it to dna testing just to be truly 100 percent certain it's your kid. now, you might think that i'm going wildly over-board here and being a bit "extreme", but i'm really not. bitches cheat because they're evil fucking whores and they select YOU as the bread-winner who will raise chad's spawn, so you just can't trust them.
>I followed mine around everywhere.
and you made sure they fully circumcised your sons and daughters too, right anon
This, I've heard stories of mentally ill Nurses swapping babbies arouind.
They have systems in some hospitals now that sound an alarm if a baby leaves the floor it's suppose to be on but they still fuck up giving the right baby to the right mother.
I feel some times this is done maliciously since most nurses and medical staff now are naggers, spics, or some kind of pajeet.
They think it would be funny to swap white babies since how will they know.
I avoid hospitals and doctors as hard as I can. Because the fact there are too many retarded colored bitches in medical low levels.
You can be come a medical assistant in around 9 months.
Not years, months.
Even worse
The retards at the IVF clinic mixed up the cum
In a crushing blow to the "father", they didn't even swap the cum, they just never used his
A Rothschild actually paid for the cum and swapped it with the cum of a mongoloid as a israelite clown prank
Tranny jannies are like
>Shit! This man is too close to the truth about the top secret Mongoloid cum operations. SHUT IT DOWN!
That's pretty rare in the states these days. Too much liability. In the older days when they put all the babies in one room and didn't tag em it was common. She probably fucked some rando off tinder and this her lie to get out of it. Been going on since 0 AD.
>Mum who did DNA test 'for fun' discovers she's been raising stranger's son for 12 years
>she's been raising
>she's
That's one hell of a way of subsuming the actual nature of cuckoldry in your rhetorical framework.
husband cheated on her.
Kek! Now this is exactly how a woman would think.
Yeah, the cheating hubby should wipe all them girlfriend's ovums off of his dick.
Paternity testing is actually illegal in many European countries. There's A LOT of red tape you have to cross so most people don't bother.
Isn't genetic testing a work around
But free in Finland, and available for cause to terminate parenthood for two years.
I hate the farce about the one guy in OOLILAUTA, so I fucking left that place, another reason was söyful NAFO troonery.
How do you get it for free?
Make friends with an American and we can send you one. They're at Walgreens (a drug store that every town has like 100 of).
>Paternity testing is actually illegal in many European countries
Sounds like something feminists would cook up.
No wonder your population's declining. A man should have the right to know whether a child is his, or not.
there is a data on how almost half of children don't belong to the fathers who think it's their child. state knows women are whores but don't want to upset their "marriage" racket
based
this just proves men adore whores; not innocent sweet women
i’m not on the belt because i didn’t use one
No kiss or marriage but a quickie in the restroom would be acceptable
This is not so bad. At least she wasn't straight up cream pied by all
Women were given rights
>women
raising someones child sounds unaware like fucking nightmare, there should be death punishment for this
I used to know this Marxist that was really impressed by studies of Israeli soldiers that were raised in communal daycare of a kibbutz had higher casualty rates in wars because they would take greater risks for their fellow soldiers.
sounds like the kids were retards
I just know how to read statistics and history.
wtf is that headline lmao
she raised her own son
her husband raised a stranger's son
>australian education
the son is neither of theirs, it's someone else's baby
Anti-biotics work
Glasses & contacts works
Laser Eye surgery works
Defibrillators work
X-rays work
Trauma care works
Throwing out all modern medicine makes you just as stupid as the vaccine enjoyers who believe all science is gospel. Enjoy your tetanus homosexual.
>Anti-biotics work
Some early antibiotics
>Glasses & contacts works
Are a scam eyes can bee healed endmyopia.org
>Laser Eye surgery works
Look up lasik regrets/lawsuits
>Defibrillators work
Sure
>X-rays work
Sure but there are side effects
>Trauma care works
Been around forever not modern
>Throwing out all modern medicine makes you just as stupid as the vaccine enjoyers who believe all science is gospel.
> Enjoy your tetanus homosexual.
Tetanus is a scam and the vax is laces with all sorts of shit
based
>laser eye surgery
very related:
>tetanus is a scam
Holy shit, what is this take?
Enjoy your painful death after getting cut with rusty metal.
>Laser Eye surgery works
lmao no it doesnt
>t. son of an ophthalmologist
I'm a son of God but that doesn't make me Jesus
Get off the computer, you're mom is calling you to come clean your room
Yeah but if you’re ever called upon to walk the same path that Jesus did, do you pick up a cross and start walkin?
We need based doctors who care about their oaths and the scientific method. Repair the system.
Not a total and complete destruction of the medicine system and “equality” through “universal healthcare”, the whole purpose of which is to make everyone into a consumer. The damage this dogshit has done the reputation of medicine will take 100 years to erase. Lots of sick people inbound. It’s almost perfect. Like they planned it.
Please, do your own research and use the scientific method, as you approach dealing with your health. Find good doctors, both in person and online (Like Dr. Andrew Huberman and others), and question their decisions and ask for explanations. Your health is more important then any other aspect of your life. Without it.. you would be dead. Good luck out there.
reminds me of
Normal countries put one of those little hospital bracelet tags on the kid before it leaves the parents' sight.
You presume the switcheroos were accidental.
>al bracelet tags on the kid b
in my country some nurses switch them for fun.
there was no any sanctions against them at all. Several years in jail at best.
nurses are all bitches with chips on their shoulders and can't be trusted.
I'm glad I have my dad's nose leaving no room for surprises.
If I found out my child wasn't mine at age 12 or so I would abandon them. If it's after that age I'd look out for them but make it clear that we are not family and once they're an adult I'll live my own life treating them more as a distant friend.
I bet she will want to bang the kid now
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Who the fuck does a DNA test for fun?
lots of cases involving ancestry tests like 23andme exposing stuff like this
Is there any evidence of secret DNA harvesting with these ancestry/23andme type services? You're technically sending your DNA to a private company. They might have comprehensive privacy policies but countries like China would DEFINITELY buy that data.
I don't know anything about that, what I do know is your DNA is added to a database and they have used those databases to catch criminals. they had the DNA of a serial killer and found that it marched with a man who was in the database, who turned out to be his 3rd cousin, this greatly narrowed the search and they caught him
https://www.science.org/content/article/we-will-find-you-dna-search-used-nab-golden-state-killer-can-home-about-60-white
If I had a kid, I'd write the baby's name with a permanent marker.
That's okay. She can still get an abortion.
Hm... NHS? Fucking up?
Why I never!
Bet the doctor was indian
socialized medicine and diversity quotas
But thats a man.
changelings
naggers.
Baby mixup at hospital?
Sue the hospital to the ground lmao that's an unforgivable fuckup
Yeah just sue the mafia that runs the hospitals and sold your child to someone else, the rigged court systems that allow such things to happen will totally rule in your favor
Listen Fren if the Rockefeller’s and DuPonts want to buy your baby from Louis DeNaples hospital they’re going to do it and there’s really no one you can call to stop it
>woman experiences what half of all men through history live with
My face is literally the perfect mixture of my father and mother's faces, though as I get older I look more like dad.
>have moms face, blonde hair and same blue eyes
>have dads manlet height
Thanks dad
>Stranger
>Discovers
/doubt
Disgusting. The circumstances don't matter — his wife cheated on him. She literally had a baby with another man. Divorce her.
Holy shit are you dumb. The wife didn’t cheat. The baby got switched in the hospital and they’ve been raising a strangers baby the entire time.
You didn't read the article.
hospital hires naggers
can't get shit done right
nurses fucking up or being evil.
France and Germany have laws prohibiting DNA tests without the spouses approval, their stated reasons were that it ‘protects the wellbeing of the country’.
Happens constantly for thousands of years
anons, check out this short video if you'd like to get to heaven after you die in this clown world.
must watch for catholic, protestant, and orthodox churchgoers.
had my son, they brought him straight over to me, left my sight for a few minutes once but not after i had gotten a good look at him.
they fell for the israeli hospital meme
if you anons dont know, you can hire a midwife to deliver your child for like a few hundred dollars. a nun will even do it for free.
Took the wrong one home at the hospital
Wait, wouldn't she fucking know exactly who the father is? Why is this being sold as a mystery?
the hospital switched her baby with someone elses
already been mention like 3 times in the thread, she is the mother. if it was an IVF mix up or she actually cucked the guy is anyones guess.
KEK i just read the real article she cucked him and is using the fertility clinic made an error to try and get out of it
>https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/mum-who-dna-test-for-30036468
Whoa, everybody better give their DNA to DNA Corp stat.
It wasn't a wrong baby. She cucked the guy.
You have never seen the reaction of a woman that actually gets tricked with maternity. They are fucking BRUTAL.
Wasn't there a story about a Nurse who would kill infants for fun?